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I'm a medieval French crusader.
AMA
>>24931302
Stop roleplaying and clean your room faggot
>>24931324
Can't, I'm in Palestine rn.
>>24931343
No, you aren't buddy
/tulpa thread/
Any success stories? Horror stories?
Working on one, really hoping it works.Does it work?
>>24931141
I think so. But you have to sacrifice your sanity to make it work.
>>24931155
I don't care, so long as I can have a friend.
So I invited a girl on tinder for drinks at a bar, however I've never really been to an actual bar before, she suggested a place so that parts done but
How the fuck do I order a drink? If I just want whiskey do I just ask for a double whiskey, JD? Do normies say JD? Should I specifically ask for Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey? I want to make it seem like I'm not completely autistic.
>>24931090
"jack, double, thankyou"
that should do it.
source; im drunk right now
You'd just say "JD neat"
"Neat" means "without ice." And tip your bartender.
>>24931090
Just get a rum and coke m8, you can't fuck that up.
>post a thread on /tv/ asking people to vote for Donald Trump. Want to help our economy and stabilize immigration
>first response: bane post
>second response: BBC pic
>third response: called a faggot
>forth response: safe
>thread deleted
Why the fuck can't people be serious? Hate those cocksuckers so much
/tv/ is a Bernie board.
>posting /pol/ shit outside of /pol/
You deserve your fate.
What are you a fucking faggot?
Just spent the night with a fucking 10/10 hottie
what are you faggots doing with your life??
>>24931036
Do you really think someone would do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>24931036
Anything I want.
>has sex
>posts an anime girl
time to go to prsion pedo scum
![[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_00.47.36_[2014.02.15_17.20.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZvFoGd8.jpg "[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack [2011 Release].mkv snapshot 00.47.36 [2014.02.15 17.20.20]")
You'd think people would be sympathetic toward social outcasts
>>24931002
they're ignorant yo
Normies don't like unattractive, shy, timid, short or low status males.
>>24931002
Its sometimes hard to communicate with social outcasts.
>tfw Ms. Skeletal is a roastie.
That's not a roast, that's all out fucking cattle market
are you sure that isn't underwear?
>>24930967
Was this livestreamed or does she upload these?
How could she edit these and still put them up.
Would you take advantage?
knowing someone already has?
I would take her home.
I'd take advantage of your mom
Can you photoshop the island off for me r9k
>that gap between her pussy and your body
beta detected
>>24931543
>thinking OP is in that picture
retard detected
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>tfw never even had a birthday party myself
>tfw even if I did no one would probably come
I don't get why this is happening, I even have a few 'friends' in some sense but I literally never see anyone outside of class. I always hear the other people talking about stuff they've done without me or places they've been together and I'm just sat there wondering why no one ever asks me. I know I should probably just drop them but I'm too scared of being completely alone desu so I just go along with it
They probably think you're weird af heck they probably say "Hey lets not invite anon he's sort of creepy" "Yup he kind of like, freaks me out you know? "Same" So yer best bet is to not be a freakin weirdo!!
I've gone to a party and it just isn't a place for robots.
You're too shy and nervous to talk to people, or if you manage to get some confidence then people either don't want to talk to you or don't share any of the same interests as you. Conversations are stale because you're not used to them. People are usually intoxicated so all there is to them is HURR HURR I'M SO DRUNK BRO THIS SHIT IS GREAT!
>>24930758
I always try and keep my powerlevel hidden in public and pretend to take an active interest in what normies are talking about even if I don't really care, what else can I do?
>>24930775
Tbh I would probably do something similar but at least if you go you have a chance to be a normie, I'm just either at home or in the library all the time
YOU HAVE TO WATCH ANIME TO BE A ROBOT
NO EXCEPTIONS
I'm going to take it a step further and say that not only do you have to watch anime to be a robot, but you have to at least be able to appreciate moe anime as well.
>posted from iphone mommy pays for
>sperging about a fatuous 'robot' identity
You couldn't make it more obvious that you're still in highschool.
>>24930640
What if I only like pleb tier anime like cowboy bebop, samurai champloo and claymore?
how's it going lads?
>tfw just picked up some EXCELLENT indoor hydro weed
it's going good
I just got gold!
>>24930584
I've been growing my own weed in my closet with a deep water culture hydro setup and some LEDs, and now I've been smoking so much weed that I barely even get high from super dank weed.
If I had something to do I would take a T break, but being bored with nothing to do and a shit ton of weed and not be smoking it is impossible for me.
Why is it that, whenever someone uses "senpai", "desu" or "baka", their projected IQ instantly drops under 95? I always have a hard time taking anyone serious who uses these acronyms.
>>24930546
But why baka desu senpai
>>24930557
I'll have to formally request you to refrain from using those acronyms if you are only aiming to evade the robot9000 filter with them.
>>24930546
OP is a faggot desu senpai
![portrait-scared-young-woman-standing-corner-brick-wall-looking-camera-56388438[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BBT1M5v.jpg "portrait-scared-young-woman-standing-corner-brick-wall-looking-camera-56388438[1]")
>"EEEEKKKKKKK"
>"ANON! Anon, please don't I'm sorry I friendzoned you or whatever, just calm down I was always NICE to you!!!"
I'd never associate with anyone with arms that hairy
>>24930532
the only thing i would do is shave her arms
"Listen bitch, I've had enough. You know I've liked you for ages now and yet you keep running off to Chad day in and day ou- DOWNLOAD THIS FUNNY REPLY FROM DREAMSTIME.COM 4CHAN RESPONSE ID: 1049696969"
Who /below 6'/ here?
>>24930494
Lmao I can't even imagine why you would want a superficial, narcissistic whore like that. Anything 5'8" and above is fine.
>5'6" reporting in
>>24930510
I genuinely hope you don't think that's true.
>>24930529
What? At least you look like an adult.
God forbid me for not being completely cynical.
