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>Global Warming
>Real
Climate change makes winters colder and summers hotter
>>24930432
hmmmm who am I going to believe, the top scientists in the world or some autist on r9k who can read a weather map.
>gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>OP
>a scientist
Vegetable oil as lube?
Can anyone recommend??
>>24930417
Don't do it unless you want to laugh.
>>24930424
Ummmmm plz explain....would I not be able to hold on to my peen0r
>>24930417
please do it and report results back op
pls
I wish i was British. Goddamn it'd be cool to be British.
>>24930328
Why lad everywheres shit outside london all looks like fallout 4 with uglier women
You don't want the feel of knowing that your country created the largest empire in the world but is now tiny again and being keked hardcore just in time for you to live in it.
>>24930441
oi fuck you south shit
Why don't you just get a black gf?
The first and only girl I've loved was half black, she turned me down, and boy did I try hard. Still love her more than anything in the world :'(
>>24930488
Nice dubs but you aint me
Same reason I don't have any other type of gf:I don't give a flying fuck.
>just lift bro, it will make getting girls easier bro
>get /fit/ bro
>lol bro you gotta lift, put some effort in dont just complain
OK I did what you said normies, now wheres the GF I was promised?
>>24930268
>photoshop
blox
>"I lifted where's my gf"
No you didn't.
If you lifted you would have gotten a gf.
You just want to try and dispute lifting, it's not going to happen.
>>24930268
it not only strengthens your body you pleb but also your psychology because you actually experience that you're capable of changing yourself, gaining something.
Who /ubermensch/ here?
>tfw you cant relate to tfw no gf because you have transcended the slave-master morality that teaches you to depend on others in order to be truly happy
You haven't transcended shit. You'll die just like the rest of us.
>>24930326
>untermensch who wants to drag others down to his level so he can feel better about his situation
you have no power over me, slave
>>24930262
I wouldn't call myself an ubermensch, but I am 23 years old and lost a lot of interest in the idea of getting a girlfriend. My sex drive has also lowered significantly in the past year. I'm not sure it's normal, but it's kinda freeing, and not being obsessed with women all the time makes my interaction with women more genuine. Perhaps I just have low test or something, I don't have a lot of body hairs either and never did (is that shit linked to testoterone?)
Why do women enjoy being spanked so much?
Pic related.
>pic related
I feel like there's a story here.
>>24930250
submissiveness, daddy issues, etc.
>>24930250
I'd appreciate it if anyone could help me build up my Mexichan folder.
>Be robot need for 21 years
>Finally meet girl
>She really likes me and wants to enter a serious relationship
>I don't feel anything
Senpai this is fucked, all these years i was hoping a girl would make me happy and now that i have it i don't care.
She keeps texting me saying i don't love her and i guess she is right what do.
Stop being a kuck and disregard bitches. They're nothing but trouble.
>"look everyone, I have a girl that likes me"
NICE BRAGGING BUT NOBODY CARES :^)
>>24930259
No senpai, i'm seriously wondering if i should break it off but i'm worried if i do i will regret it.
Doubles decide if I make a new meme/OC with sad frog and wojak with a motto "tfw gf' and 'beta insurgence now". If doubles decide yes i deliver in about 20-30 minutes (if the thread goes down i will make a new one and upload the meme).
>>24930181
Do it, my fine gentlesir, make le eric may-mays
Dont do it!think about the children
JUST
DO
IT
OP
Post your symptoms and help others shed light on theirs. Also, it'd be interesting to see how common certain ones are among us.
Mine:
>on and off finger, toe, arm, and leg joint pain
>pleasurable tingly/prickly feeling that flows over my body and head in waves
>simple partial seizures/auras, no full blown seizures yet
>extremely sensitive to light and sound
>very very high pain threshold
>sensitive and allergic to many things
>hard to digest dairy and gluten
>no empathy or sympathy, but I don't have autism
>my emotions don't seem to be connected to me the same way they are for most other people
>sleep very little, because sleep never makes me feel rested
>born with one bollock
>on and off finger, toe, arm, and leg joint pain
>very very high pain threshold
knee pain. my knees are in a constant state of tensed up agony. i'm not fat, completely regular weight. must be from years of sitting on my ass...
Going to attempt first conversation on Tinder.Need examples of what not to do.
Women's "would meet up and fug" threshold is HIGHER than their "would date" threshold. This means you need to be Chad for them to want to hook up with you. Assuming you're not Chad, don't immediately start talking like you want to hook up with her, because it won't work.
Source: I get matches, but every single one has said they want a serious relationship.
Men's "fug" threshold is LOWER than their "date" threshold, which is why you might swipe right on a fatty because you think you might be able to fuck her easily.
In terms of what to actually do, "Do you want me to hit you with a cheesy pickup line or can we skip that" isn't bad. Another anon suggested "Beautiful smile", which hasn't got any outright negative responses. That probably depends on whether they're actually smiling in their pictures though
>>24930042
I don't understand what's so cringe about this, it's autistic but sometimes girls like retarded cute shit
>>24930042
Huh? Whats so bad about this sentence? Yeah, its cringey, but not THAT cringey.
>Tendies
>Subway sammiches
>Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets
>Smiley fries
>Cosmic brownies
>Instant oatmeal with dinosaur eggs
>Any breakfast cereals marketed toward children (Cap'n Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)
>"Kid Cuisine"-brand TV dinners
Have I left anything out?
>>24930029
Yes
Prozac and Xanax
>>24930029
>dinosaur egg oatmeal
i remember that shit, i refused to eat it it looked so disgusting.
LUNCHABLES
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Dear robots,
I am either fat, or ugly, but not both. Which is the worse thing for a girl to be? I want you get your opinion before you know which one I actually am. Thanks!
>>24929938
What's the worst thing for a female to be?
>Female
>>24929938
Depends how ugly you are, but probably ugly. Most people here wouldn't care if you were a bit overweight unless they were full-blown autistic
>>24929956
So, honestly you would rather sleep with a guy than a girl?
Weekends almost over, wagekeks
Mere hours remain
>>24929811
its saturday you dumb fuck
>>24929811
>Doesn't know what day it is
Fuck off back to your self hating NEET
>>24929811
Thisis a nice new blanket that you bought pepe.
>Sister bursts in through your door
Hey bro, your pizza is here!
>what do
"That's not a pizza, it is clearly pizza rolls stuffed in a crust. GTFO."
>>24929809
casually bury my face in her breasts while taking the pizza
>>24929809
Accept the pizza. I'm fully dressed and playing a video game, not doing anything foul.
And that looks like a nasty pizza
