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Chad shits in the shower
>THATS OUR BOY CHAD, WERE SO PROUD OF HIM. WE LOOOOVE YOU CHAD! :)
I shit in the shower
>EEEWWW KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FREAK. WHY CANT YOU USE THE TOILET LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?
>shit in the shower
Are you a fucking inbred? The toilet is 2 feet away, you can't just wait til you're done?
You instead choose to blast your filthy waste all over the shower other people use because you're such a disgusting loser you can't make it to the toilet?
Jesus.
>>24929165
this
what the fuck is wrong with you losers jesus
you tell us to go back to reddit but you shit in the fucking shower
inb4 REEEEEE
inb4 its my right as a robot to shit in the shower
>>24929165
>Using the toilet meme
Real fucking hilarious, roastie. We both know you'd shut your whore mouth if it was CHAD instead of a robot.
I at least have the courtesy to stomp it down the drain with my foot.
What environmental factors causes highschoolers to go on shooting sprees?
At Columbine? One was just sociopath, and pressured the other really hard.
At almost every other school shootings, the kids had it coming. Shooters get bullied relentlessly, no one cares or does anything about it, pushed to the brink.
Hell, read some of the robot bullying threads, you'll see stories that make your blood boil.
>>24929069
Treatment.
How they are perceived and treated by those around them.
Unrealist standards of there social worth or what they deserve.
Many types of mental disorder can also be aquanted with the "mass Shooter" profile of killer.
Roasties caused every single shooting ever. A guy feels fed up and like a loser, a terrorist is promised his virgins in heaven, it doesn't matter. Roasties cause shootings.
This is your fate.
smoking KILLS didn't he know?
Damn I could use a smoke right now. I totally would, if pops hadn't gotten to a couple before his heart gave in
dunno man, the place seems alright
Have any of you guys ever been blackmailed?
I'm experiencing it now for the first time. I won't get into specifics but I shared my political opinions anonymously and someone was able to piece together the info, and reveal it to people close to me.
At this point I don't know the extent of the damage that was done. Or will be done.
Anyone want to chime in?
desu senpai I only want to hear the specifics of your story
>>24928951
What are the political opinions?
>>24928951
Who cares?
I have an SS flag in my room and nazi cap i wear on a regular basis
My girlfriend just emailed this vid of her sucking off some Asian guy. What do?
Break up then kill yourself.
getting replies on a bait thread doesn't change your undesirable effeminate alien features
Upload it to several porn sites and send her the link as well as to some of her family members. Post results.
EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS GIRLS ARE TERRIFIED OF ME ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE GF I AM ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS JUST TO GET THROUGH SCHOOL BECAUSE I AM SUCH A REJECT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at least u have friends u nob
>SCHOOL
fuck off you underaged little shit
>>24929120
yeah and they probably don't like me.
Third Year Psycology Student.
Any one want me to psycobable there problem?
Feel Free to Dish, Rant, Troll, Or Come for some help.
Cheeseburger with fries, please
>>24928867
this.
Why in the hell did you choose psychology, OP? It is to girls what photography was 15 years ago.
>>24928867
Oh man you just got utter wrecked there you bitch.
>class is doing secret Santa
>guy puts down Doritos
>mfw have to buy 9 packs of family sized Doritos
>I don't live in the US so I'll get funny stares
Holy shit my anxiety pray for me robots
Just explain the story to the cashier when you pay.
>>24928709
On the matter of secret santa
I'm doing one and I have to buy a gift for a girl for under $7
What do I get?
>>24928837
lip balm
I feel like this kid, but a grown up version..
I'm sitting here eating cake and ice cream with whipped cream on top!
I'm having a great time right now munchin out and watching youtube but whenever it's over I realize how sad I really am.
What do you do to make you feel good again?
alcohol bruh but i always end up overdoing it
>tfw that little girl probably got mad at her brother once and called him a freak
>tfw he probably cried and she felt guilty
>hugged him and told him she didn't mean it
>he forgave her but he knew she was right
>he was a freak, and he would never be loved and accepted by a girl like he is with his sister
>tfw she will probably never forget or forgive herself for saying something like that
To answer your question OP, nothing. Nothing makes me happy, nothing makes me feel good.
>>24928765
Yeah, I do this aswell, alcohol makes me happy very much, but I need my anxiety meds again to help me too
>>24928818
This is extremely sad and probably true :(
Also I hope you can find something to make you happy anon.
My ice cream and cake is now gone :(
Suggest me a new hobby
Fashion (but avoiding fa)
>>24928695
no
original comment donut steel
>>24928654
3d modeling
>tfw i will never make it in the world because i'm scatterbrained and overly-emotional
>tfw social anxiety
>tfw incompetent
>tfw inferor and 5'5"
>tfw in my early 20s and look 15/14
>tfw i'm too scared to get a driver's license
>tfw want to drop out of college because emotional and mental stress has literally taken a physical toll on me
>tfw submissive and need someone to provide for me
>tfw no tall GF to take care of me
>tfw i would rather be someone's pet
>tfw basically a girl in a man's body
How do I fix myself? :( I want to be successful and grow up.
pic related is me in 2 years.
>tfw not enough money to take care of a cute girly neet
>>24928747
;~; i wish someone would take care of me. i would cook and clean and do everything for them.
Stop acting on fear you think men don't get afraid?
We get fucking terrified, but we don't act on it
The midwest is robot heaven
>No niggers
>4 comfy seasons (never too hot or too cold)
>You can be as isolated as you want
>Living is cheap
>Cheese curds
>tfw live in Fargo, North Dakota
>tfw have the ridiculous accent, to a lighter degree
I like it here.
>>24928537
>Nothing to fucking do except stare at cornfields
>>24928537
Desert West is god tier.
>dry desert+cold winter = no shitty bugs (cockroaches etc.)
>lots of Mexicans around who open real drive-through restaurants that serve actual goddamn food for cheap
everything makes me so fucking angry
>>24928449
Why, anon?
There surely must be something that doesn't make you angry, right?
>>24928449
Why?
You just angry In general and just take it out on every thing?
Or is there a big thing you are angry about and try to ignore so it is miss directed at other things.
Why are telling us this?? Lol
12 days till Christmas edition.
>>24928387
First for Christmas spirit
Will Father Christmas bring me a q t pi gf lads?
>>24928403
He's 6'5, it just looks tiny on his frame.
Post yr desired gf using a 3x3 chart
Pic related shut up she seems pretty fun, whoever she is ( ._.)
http://collage.topsters.net/
>>24928370
>( ._.)
>shitty mu chart
>garbage mucore on shitty mu chart
Underage banned go back to your god awful underage board
>>24928441
Post your fucking chart then Anthony
>>24928370
>/mu/-trash and memecore
get the fuck out of here you normie shit
