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Wagekek enjoying my weekend off edition
>>24910630
>that bitch from the McDonalds adverts
Just noticed her. She is surreal.
TEA DRINKING FUCKERS OUT
I'M SICK OF SEEING YOU PINK SKINNED FUCKS SIZZLING YOURSELVES LIKE BACON ON OUR BEACHES
TEA DRINKERS OUT NOWWWW!!
I didn't even realise it was Friday until the C4 news ended and the announcer said TFI Friday was on next.
>>24910668
I prefer coffee anyway
Lads you should post images of your waifu
>>24910689
perfec
My sister and her boyfriend are downstairs.
I'm stuck upstairs all night now.
Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
Oh Travis.
>>24910689
Alright. Ill give it a go.
>>24910668
This is britfeel, you gtfo
>>24910668
We're going to take the the colonies back from yo fucking yanks one day...
just you fucking wait.
Just rekt the cunts on mastermind in the general knowledge section. If only I was autistic enough to have extremely specific knowledge about one subject. Wonder if I could put pepe the frog as my special subject.
only 2 beers left l a d s. may have to make another trip to tescos at this rate, closes at 11.
>>24910958
Should have planned it better, don't you have a local paki shop you can go to instead?
found mine when it was open at 2am on New Years
peace sells....but who's buyin'?
Evening, lads
Who else /flooded/ here? Sucks living in this part of the country
>>24910973
I got my electricity meter topped up at 1am on Christmas day last year. God bless the pakis and their non believer opening hours.
how many christmas cards did my fellow wagekeks get from their co-workers? 0 for me. monday will be my final day of the year, so if i don't receive one then, i guess it's achievement unlocked.
>>24910958
You need to go buy more mate. Last thing you want is to want another drink but you ran out and everything is closed. Get it over with ASAP.
Better to be safe than sober. Never forget this.
>>24910999
>electricity meter
Nice trips poorfag
>>24910996
the fuck up with your thumb?
>>24911023
i'll have this penultimate beer then walk to tesco, only 7 minutes away. gonna wrap up warm, try out my new cosy coat
>>24910996
flooding? fuck off l a d, i live in southampton. southern fairy 4 life
>>24911008
We all just found out we're getting TUPE'd and might not have a job come the end of January. Nobody is in the Chrimbo spirit right now.
>>24911077
>we're getting TUPE'd and might not have a job come the end of January
That sounds super illegal. Speak to your trade union
>>24911077
isn't the whole point of TUPE to protect employees over the transfer of ownership of a business? i kind of remember studying it in law.
>>24911069
w...whats wrong with it?
>>24911074
southron queens. enjoy your 6 quid pints...
>>24911093
Is it really? I should note that it's our original company laying people off, not this new lot taking over. If we survive the first wave we might be okay but it's pretty bleak.
>>24911126
>Is it really?
See >>24911112
You transfer to the new company specifically so you aren't/can't be sacked. If you TUPE and are then sacked, congrats because you've now got a successful tribunal case.
>I should note that it's our original company laying people off, not this new lot taking over.
If they sack you for legit reasons or you take voluntary redundancy before the takeover then that's fine. But they can't sack you just because they're being taken over.
>>24910996
Don't live in a house built on a flood plain m8. It floods every year around where I live because there are two big rivers flowing through my market town. I don't live where it floods though because I'm not an idiot who thinks living in such a property would be a good idea.
>>24910973
i did buy 8 cans. what's the usual britfeel friday night alcohol amount?
>>24911284
Bottle of whisky and 2 bottles of coke zero
Second neighbour in a row to ask if I'm alright. I think I've got a drinking problem lads.
>>24911298
Tesco drinker spotted
>>24911316
A S D A
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m8
>>24911284
3 litres of cheep cider from spar for 4 quid
in other news I think I might need a new liver soon
>>24911304
If you insist on sleeping in their garden it's going to happen.
>>24911284
yeah about 8.
sometimes i need like 10 though.
but then i start singing irish songs really fucking loud. parents get pissed but they see it as a jolly kind of characteristic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDzOKPvedc
>>24911284
4 cans and then maybe some bottle of ale or whisky and whatever is in the firdge
Got back from work an hour ago, back at work in 10 hours.
Send help.
Family going on holiday for a week tomorrow, lads. Fucking stoked. Gonna buy a shit-ton of beer and pizza and get absolutely wankered in my living room. I do still have to go to work for 2 days (part-time wagekek here) but otherwise I am good to go.
>>24911284
You always need more than you think. I always have two bottles of vodka even though I'll only ever need one. Just in case.
>>24911329
There was another friday night robot who was only allowed to fill his glass at the top of the hour with a very similar shopping list
>>24911382
And then there's breakfast to worry about.
>>24911361
made me laugh out loud, i usually spit bars when i'm drunk
>>24911332
>3 litres of cheep cider
S E R I O U S J O C K I N
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>>24911423
I once took Scrubs' suggestion to drink a beer with breakfast literally, it was bad. Maybe the idea was to drink it with toast instead of pouring it on your weetabix, but still
>>24911378
britfeel house party when
i just added a girl that used to take her child to where i work, she's ginger and hot. definitely only added her because i'm drunk
Girls are worthless
>>24910996
either that's an old image or you just like staring at old britfeel iamges.
>>24911524
you can see the date its 25/9
>>24911505
They're okay, like most people.
>>24911459
I used to buy a litre of vodka and whatever was left was used to sort my mouth out in the morning.
>>24911539
>Hot Local Swines
Miss this meme
>>24911342
I don't insist, I just imply forcefully.
>>24911472
Can you imagine how awful that'd be?
Mum wants to watch a recorded episode of the chase with me and have a little chat.
Should I tell her to fuck off since as I'm drinking? I know if I watch it with her it'll turn political very fast and I'll be pumping hard for Trump and my nasty anti-muslim side will come out.
>>24911524
>>24911539
yeah its old couldnt be arsed taking anew one
>>24911436
I never drink it all because it's awful, I'm poor though so I can't really complain
>>24911586
>Mum wants to watch a recorded episode of the chase with me and have a little chat.
Tell her you're too busy wanking
>>24911304
what have you done to make them ask?
off to tesco l a d s to get some more beers and 1o grats, safe
>>24911605
Don't forget the doritoes
>>24911472
Fucking hell lad, I can't even begin to imagine how many kebabs would be ordered
>>24911619
already got some mayn, deciuded to get cool orgional instead of fglaminhjn hot or whatevetr it's called
>>24911652
Good lad, Blue are the best doritoes
>>24911605
Get some of those Ritz crisps & thin things, just had a bag of the cream cheese and onion things and they're well nice
>>24911472
word to that, it'd be jokes. seriously, how can we arrange this?
>>24911472
I'd go but I'm not venturing anywhere south of Birmingham.
>>24911670
>Not lightly salted
haaaaaaiiiiirrrrr
Not original? Really robot?
>>24911688
I don't think you understand that robots don't do parties.
/britfeel/ lan meetup WHEN
>>24911673
Gets some roule cheese
>>24911718
They look daft by chav standards.
>>24911737
What standards are they?
>>24911753
Where do I pick up girls like this?
>>24911816
London, most likely.
Maybe Cheshire.
sub par ribs from the takeaway burger was good tho
Vaginas are gross
>>24911586
>Being rude to your mum
Bro.
Buddy.
Friendo.
Pal.
Mate.
Don't be a dick to your mum.
>drinking whilst on anti-depressant / anti-anxiety / anti-psychotic and anti-epilepsy pills
Feels quite good tbqh
>>24912032
Enjoy your ded
>>24912032
I used to drink on citalopram all the time, made me feel less mentally drunk but physically I was staggering about, weird shit.
>>24912032
Forgotten what normal drunk feels like desu
>>24912056
I wish for a ded
On a coach from Birmingham to Blackpool atm lads. It says a lot about how shit Birmingham is when Blackpool is something to look forward to.
>>24912032
Are you okay?
Should we call an ambulance?
>>24912090
too bad
you'll live forever
>>24912082
Do you get raging hang overs?
I never got hangovers but while on citalopram the headaches were crazy after drinking
>>24912091
>Blackpool in this weather
God speed son
Bunged up as fuck. Work was horrible, I really hope I fucking infected some customers.
Got some night nurse for tonight lads, should feel better in the morning. I really hate being sick. I proper fancied some lager tonight.
>>24912091
>On a coach from Birmingham to Blackpool
Your life is awful
got positive feedback on all my things sold, now I can spend some monies.
>>24912134
No hangovers for my but yeah the headaches were deadly
>>24912032
Alcohol disrupts circadian regulation which is important in antidepressant function.
It's great when you're first on them lad, but you should stop drinking.
>>24912145
Why what's happening?
>>24912151
Nowt wrong with Blackpool lad, at least it's white.
>>24912215
>>at least it's white.
HAHAHAHA how many years since you been lad?
is the JCP closed over christmas?
Mum keeps bugging me to bring the girlfriend round for boxing day, but I really don't want them meeting. My mum can be a right cunt and I know she only wants to embarrass me or interrogate my girlfriend.
My girlfriend has also been on about "meeting the parents" since we've been seeing each other for 8 months now. How can I get them to both drop this idea? I want to keep those parts of my life completely separate.
>>24912262
They will be closed on the bank holidays, i.e christmas day and replacement boxing day
Say I've just given up hope and want to get a cheap fleshlight. What's the best thing you could get for around a tenner?
will I get a bennies bonus at christmas?
>>24912262
Wouldn't know because I'm not a money scrounging worthless piece of shit, learn how to use Google you complete fucking retard
>Fell asleep at 5
>Just woke up
Gonna be up all night lads, fuck me.
>>24912262
It should be, I signed on today and now I don't got back to the 8th of January
>>24912310
It's the most important part of your life and you want to cheap out on it?
>>24912255
>>24912255
Maybe not completely white, but whiter than Birmingham at least. I grew up near there so I have fond memories, stop pissing on my bonfire.
>>24912319
if you don't know, don't respond
>>24912345
I did the same woke up at 8 though, hopefully I'll crash again by 1-2
>>24912317
no. you sometimes get cold weather payment tho, wish they would give me one this year. helps with vet monies for dog.
>>24912359
I went this year and was rather shocked, and im from Bradford. pic related.
>>24912376
It sucks a bit cos I've gotta go into work tomorrow
been to tesco, bought 4 fosters. saw some nerd that was in the year below me at school. he asked me for a cigarette. I recognised him but wasn't too sure if I knew him or not. I asked him if he wore a trench coat while in school, he said yes. turns out he was some booke in the year below me that got merked for wearing said coat. gave him a cigarette, he offered me some pocket change.l I refuted the change because I'm such a nice guy. now I'm sitting in my garden drinking a beer and smoking a grat
>>24912359
Tfw Birmingham bred, East and south side are completely fucked full of paki's
West is ish ish getting there and North is the same center is middle ground mostly blacks and whites
What you eating tonight, lads? Me? I've got a packet of chocolate hobnobs!
>>24912345
If grill possibly
>>24912419
I live in a niceish part of great Barr, not too many brown people, mostly middle aged/old couples.
I actively avoid the city centre nowadays, apparently there's some kind of bomb threat tomorrow.
>>24912439
What if I'm just girlish with long hair?
>>24912438
Got some fire left over chicken legend from maccies nuked it in the mic for a few
>>24912438
Leftover toad in the hole for me pal
>>24912514
Really? Wasnt aware Birmingham is a target
About to get a bath lads, what can I do to maximise my relaxation?
>>24912527
As long as you can cope with a throatfucking and I'm drunk who knows
>>24912611
fall asleep in it
>>24912606
I doubt birmingham would get hit, they would only be killing their own at this point
>temping in post room, covering for people who are ill
>manager set up a 'chat' with the head of finance, because I mentioned I wanted to get into accounting when he asked
>he said they didn't have any vacancies, but it would be a good opportunity
>had the chat earlier today
>they did most of the talking, and basically offered me a job covering for someone who got in a car accident
>exactly the kind of experience I need to get a permanent job in that area
>starting a week on monday
Pretty chuffed lads, although I am wondering why I only seem to be able to benefit from other people's misfortune. Bet I won't get a permanent job until someone dies.
>>24912611
Candles, music, a nice drink and a wank
>>24912606
Last time I went uptown there were at least two preachers telling me that Allah will judge me etc and the place is rammed with pakis so I wouldn't be surprised tbqh.
Lads I'm having a blinder - haven't been into my "German wheat beer advent calender" since Monday so got a few backed up. Double bonus as I don't need to to go out and top up my weekend booze so no need for social interraction.
Any appetite for a Friday night chatroom? Had a good one recently with some killer tunes (The National), some great keks (Stewart Lee) and some top bants (robots).
>>24910996
hope ya well m8, gutted for you.
>>24911284
Getting shanted on about 8 as well, fair play.
>>24912666
>a wank
Worst thing ever in the bath
>decided to order pizza because why not
>collection only, live too far from town
>drive in
>can't find a parking space, ones that do have a parking charge and I have no change
>have a massive panic attack driving around the retarded town system hyperventilating and pissing off other drivers
>find a quiet suburb to park
>quickly run to pizza place, collect pizza
>run back to car through dark, dank alleys before the stoners get the munchies and come out steal my pizza
>get to car, drive home, weep while eating tasty pizza
I'm such a fucking mess.
>>24912703
This, don't wank in a bath
>>24912663
Fuck you, I am so fucking mad right now.
Why does fucking literally always work out for other people?
>>24912663
Nice one, you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
I was temp covering for a pregnant woman, then she had a miscarriage and didn't come back so I got to keep the job. Everyone's a winner.
>>24912703
>>24912725
>>24912725
Why not, I've enjoyed a good soapy fap
>>24912282
Explain to your gf that your family is built on a solid foundation of cunts. Reluctantly concede the meeting. Endure the embarrassment. Get points off your gf, they never have to meet again.
>>24912611
>Bath is too small to fit in properly
JUST
>>24912666
>yfw ya mum can hear *sloshsloshsloshslosh* from downstairs
>>24912703
>>24912725
Look closer, it's satan
>>24912773
My feet always have to hang over the edge and touch the freezing cold taps, not a good look tbqh
>>24912756
It's noisy, floods the place and when you do bust a nut it floats and sticks to you when you get out.
>>24912756
Where do you finish like? You finish in the water now you've gotta avoid the floating cum finish in the toilet awkwardly stand up, finish in toilet roll and u have to stand in the cold just wait till after?
>>24912663
Bet you can, within 60 seconds of thinking about it, think of someone who has done well out of your misfortune before. Enjoy the karma, pal!
any phil collins in /britifeel/? currently having a drunken sing along to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI
>>24912721
I wouldn't have bothered, so you're a better man than me.
>>24912753
>Everyone's a winner.
>>24912730
This is the only time something like this has happened for me. Usually everything I try goes wrong in some way. Half the reason I posted it is because it's such a big difference. I know your feel.
Also, it's not like I earned it or put any effort towards it. I barely have any influence on the things that happen in my life.
>>24912781
Oh god nooo
Fuck you this is original
Foamburst is top tier as a lube substitute for when you're tugging off in the bath.
>>24912807
>>24912808
>He doesn't lather it up with the rest of soap and rub it in
absolute plebs mate
>>24912845
She wouldn't have been a good parent anyway, she had a bad attitude which would have rubbed off on the child.
>>24912867
Grim mate
>>24912703
>mum out of the house for a few hours
>decide to run a hot bath with loads of bath bombs and shit and have a wank in it
>prep said bath, place phone with porn on on the side of the bath with screen timeout set to maximum
>try to climb in bath, ran it too fucking hot
>got scold marks on my legs and ass from it
>after 10 minutes it's finally at a just about bearable temperature
>still very hot
>start feeling faint
>shit I don't want to faint and drown in the bath, get up and have a sit-down for 15 minutes
>feel better, decide to try again
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>ready to have a wank now, start tugging at me todger
>pretty good wank
>about to cum
>hear mum come home
>shitshitshit
>decide to cum anyway
>ruined orgasm ffs
>bath time is over, get out and take the plug out
>the plug is stuck, it won't budge
>fuck no fuck
>try for like half an hour to get it out but I just can't
>eventually have to get mum to help me take it out
>mfw she put her arm in my cummy bath water
>mfw she probably knew and was disgusted
You're right lad, not even worth it. Maybe if you have a functioning bath and can run it at a sensible temperature.
>>24912894
What? It's good for your skin.
>>24912845
I have been slogging for ages at a shit jobs in the vain hope of getting to something good and you just fucking fell into something better without trying
I'm working tomorow again.
Literally have not had a day off in 6 months apart from the odd sunday.
Built a gaming pc tonight though,water cooled, Intel i7 skylake and an msi geforce 970, just gotta get some shit tomorrow to finish it off.
Them winter feels man,
>>24912824
Can't go wrong with vid related or his daughter either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
>>24912894
If its good and foamy you won't even know its there mate
>Poleaboo has been banned for 3 days for posting femdom pics on /int/
>Static IP
>During his down time, those thoughts he has have gotten more vivid, detailed and explicit
>He has gathered sufficient information to make his fantasies a reality
Lay in bed for 3+ hours thinking how he'd do it before finally sleeping
>>24912148
steam bath, it will make you feel a lot better. fill a bowl with boliing water, cover your head and the bowl with towel, then inhale deeply
>>24912932
Tbf I think it actually might be but the consistency and texture is just horrible
>She's on the electoral register
>>24913000
Maybe you just have shit tier cum
>>24912983
poleaboo should kill himself
>>24913015
That's a possibly I have mostly shit-tier everything
Some robot I knew from school is getting done for making child porn images, top kek
>>24912966
>>24912966
top word to that, i wish lily was my gf
>>24912933
You need contacts lad, make some friends, expand your social circle.
Skip the bullshit and head straight to the purgatory called middle management.
>>24913000
Have you ever tasted it? Like just out of curiosity?it's horrifying
>>24912933
Well obviously I left out the part where I've been alternating between working shit jobs at minimum wage and being an unwilling NEET for the last year and a half, since I graduated.
>>24913052
>You need contacts lad, make some friends, expand your social circle.
Are you trying to make me more irritated
Alright lads, what do your parents do?
Mum's a social worker and my dad's a bank manager, feels middle class man.
>>24913082
>horrifying
Must agree I have tried, once. Worst decision ever
Just gone for some pasty's I had in the freezer, label said "Steak pasty" but upon closer inspection it's a pair of steak and stilton
>muh allergies
Got to go out tomorrow and nothing to eat late tonight, kill me now.
>>24913111
>last year and a half, since I graduated.
boo fucking hoo
>>24913082
Not that guy but I did cum in my own mouth once deliberately. It gave me such a rush but the aftermath is fucking horrible. Any girl who can take a load of that in the mouth and swallow it is a true MVP. Overall would not recommend.
>Poleaboos sister teaches 5 year olds
>Polish kid barely knows English, behind the others
>Gets put in a special group with an autist and downie
>Foreign students and special needs students don't affect the schools stats so are ignored
>At parents evening my sister tells the kids mother through a translator that he needs to practice reading at home (After she learns English of course)
>Kid doesn't eat get fed breakfast and relies on handouts from my sister
>Kid is abused by his mother
>Kid was the only one in class not to receive a Xmas card
>>24913145
The trick is to let it just slide down the throat touching as few taste buds as possible and try not to think about it.
>>24913158
WARNING
SIREN
>>24913145
Agreed, I tried it because I was in a lewd asf mood and the porn did not satisfy
>>24913172
Yeah apparently if you deepthroat you don't taste anything
>>24913158
This Polish girl will be found in a ditch soon.
>>24913121
Have you tried? Or are you just getting mad because you can't be arsed?
I've had to put up with so many nights out and boring parties when I'd rather be at home watching anime, all for the sake of meeting people I don't like and wouldn't choose to associate myself with on the small chance that they might be useful.
Watched the chase with my Mum and she fell asleep by the time the 4th contestant came on, didn't even call out any answers in the final part, I did really well and she didn't even notice.
Fucking hell what a waste of time.
>>24913172
Hmm, touche. Might try it again soon. Thanks anon
>>24913236
When your mum is gone you will remember these little times and be sad you didn't make more of them.
Set up the phishing site
Any tips on avoiding getting caught if she doesn't fall for it?
Going to hit up her uni email, asking her to like a student union page
>>24913143
Fuck off then, that's the entire time I've been looking.
Literally everyone around me has walked into whatever job they wanted straight out of uni, and I've gotten to watch them get promotions, raises, and training, while I've stagnated. This is the best thing that's come along for me, and it's only for a month and a half.
>>24913260
She's pretty much an alcohol, like me in a way, I just hope she doesn't get dementia and dies of physical disease before mental like how her mother died. Miserable death.
>>24913236
I fucking hate it when people call out the answers to game shows. I can always hear my stepdad doing it from downstairs. He's fucking thick and he just blurts out stupid answers without even thinking about it. It's superficial but it really pisses me off. You at least sound like you think about what you say before you say it, so I'll forgive you
>>24913232
I have never been asked, I go days without saying anything to my coworkers, over hearing the admin women say they wouldn't date mel gibson in his prime because he is too short is about as close as I get to socialising.
>>24913211
>ditch
Nah
Crowbar open the back door, slit some throats and take my time with the last
Burn the place at the end to eliminate DNA traces
Fucking wankered lads. Crywank or nothing...?
>>24913266
>boo hoo I'm a slightly behind my other normie friends
Whenever I've got a good run going on a pub quiz machine, those shitty sports questions show up and ruin everything. No, I don't know who scored a winning goal in a match back in 1976, how does anyone remember this shit?
>>24913337
It's not even 11 and you are wankered.
SMDH tbqh FAMILIA
>>24913260
Not him, but now I'm feeling
I've never been particularly close with my mother (or my father for that matter), and I don't know why. My parents call every few weeks, I think because they realise that I most likely wouldn't call for months if they didn't.
>tfw you go round a friend's house and see their warm family relationships, and feel jealous
>>24913360
Thats the point, when you start doing ok they whip out impossible questions, they are basically rigged
>>24913299
I take game shows very seriously, I take trivial pursuit very seriously, I am not an answer blurter, believe you me.
>>24913337
Eat fucking everything, then watch something soppy. If you haven't blacked out by then, have a crywank. Preferably using said tears as lube.
>>24913360
When you're an oldfag you'll not have forgotten everything you grew up with and will win more.
>>24913308
>I go days without saying anything to my coworkers
You ever think this might be something you need to change? Learn how to make the same boring smalltalk that everyone else does.
>>24913408
>tfw your entire childhood is a blur
>tfw you have no idea what happened in a given year (like if someone said "2006 was a good year for music")
>>24913360
I managed to win 17 quid on the colour of money quiz game once, it was the proudest moment of my life.
>>24913262
I work for an insurance company and we take phising very seriously. We go to law enfocrment with it. Be careful mate.
>>24913462
I work in a high pressure environment, they don't make small talk to each other. Its 7 of us in the room and for almost all the day the only sound is fans, keyboards and crisp packets rustling.
We have to account for all the time during the day and what we have planned to do and what we actually did, there is no chatting.
The boss is a douche and is like 2m away all day and could and has fired people at no notice, for things like being on your phone when your daughter broke her arm.
>>24913531
If she doesn't fall for it, am I safe?
Worst case is another stalking charge but I'll send the link via a darknet email service
>>24913581
>Worst case is another stalking charge
please stop this poleaboo
how many (you)'s do you have in this thread? i have 14
>>24913627
Not poleaboo
Just a regular lad who wants to either progress or end his story
Half want another conviction as it'd push me to the final scene
>>24913661
17 since I got back form wagekeking all day
step up senpai
>>24911861
only on the outskirts of london m8, not central. Essex would probably have them, almost everyone in fucking Weston-super-mare looks like that
>>24912438
I'm camping on hamstead heath for a bet.
Got a storm buster 5000.
The fight scene in that episode is literally the best.
>>24913798
You wonder why they do it really....
>>24911472
Hopefully never lad
>>24913798
You're gonna need it mate, been raining cats and dogs out there. Although that's just the "default" weather in this country I suppose.
I fucking love that episode and Bottom in general. Funniest 90's British sitcom next to I'm Alan Partridge.
btw, if you don't like Bottom.
You ain't no britfeel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnyYKwXJCgc
>>24913299
>dad actually claps when someone wins
>>24913798
>Is it a wolf? Or a bear?
>*Gasp* Wombles!
>WOMBLES!!!
Bottom is an amazing show. They should show it more often.
>>24913122
Mummy's a tattoo artist and dad works for the NHS
>>24913867
>100% normie population
Really?
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
undertale is going to win i hope that lisa nigger gets happy and kills himself in excitement
>>24913877
Yes m8, Bottom fans get in here
Richie and Eddie are literally two robots living together. I hope I can be like them when I'm 40-something.
What's your favourite Bottom live show? Mine's Hooligan's Island.
>>24913925
All uni students are normies
>>24913122
Mum works in accounts (I actually work with her as an assistant) and Dad works as a Mechanical Engineer. I wish my Dad had gotten me into manly stuff when I was a kid, though. Then maybe I wouldn't have become a limp-wristed office faggot.
>>24913951
Oh brilliant, another sweeping generalisation that makes no sense
>>24913934
I would say Eddie is borderline normie. He has mates, gets laid a few times, while Richie is an autist.
>>24914008
>butthurt unifag who thinks he is such a nerd loser lmao
>>24913988
>mum does payroll in an accounting firm
>despite me looking for accounting jobs for months with no success, refuses to help me get a job at her company because "it would be weird"
>>24914054
Hello Lewis
>>24914043
Yeah pretty much. I'm like Eddie in that I have a few mates and I get bladdered at the pub a lot, but I'm a hopeless autist virgin like Richie. I probably masturbate as often as him, too
>>24914008
>Intelligent
>Future prospects
>Doesn't live with parents
>Talks to other people
>>24914129
>Talks to other people
You missed the whole ghost housemate thing?
>>24914054
Yeah, my mum thought the same at first and made excuses like "oh I don't think we have any space for you there". But eventually she got sick of me being a NEET and just gave me the job. I'm actually doing okay there, but I don't really speak to anyone and my excuse for not going to the Christmas party the other day was "oh, it's not really my thing.."
>>24914129
>implying you have to be intelligent to get in
>implying it necessarily gives you any future prospects
>implying living away from parents as a student is the same as living away from them as an adult, despite the loans you can easily get to do so
>implying unibots don't shut themselves in their rooms
>>24914167
He only didn't speak to them for like 2 weeks, thats nothing
>>24914180
All still valid unless you have pissjugs
>>24914054
>"it would be weird"
Well, wouldn't it?!
> Go and file these papers, son
>> I don't wanna!
> 3 GBP if you do, sweetums...
>>24914207
I think it's ongoing outside of social pleasantries.
>>24914120
I reckon Richie would have been able to easily get laid if he didn't have that autistic superiority complex thing
>>24912082
>>24912134
>>24912170
who else >citalopram
was prescribed 10mg 10 days ago
got a rash sorta thing the second day after, they make me sleepy and unfocused
normal?
>>24914310
10mg is a babby dose, I started on 20 went up to 60. when I first started I got diarrhea for 2 weeks
The sleepy unfocused stuff is basically what they do, SSRIs are designed to make you so apathetic you just sleep and fuck off and not kill yourself or bother anyone.
>>24914310
I am buddy. 20 mg per day in the morning. Plus ozalapine at night.
1) It works for most people so you'll be fine, it helps a lot but it takes a few days to come in.
2) you're going to put on weight. Sucks but there you go.
>>24914310
I'm gonna be put on it, gonna be fun not being able to jerk off anymore
>>24914281
Yeah, he would've had a chance if he wasn't such an arse to everyone. But oh well, we love him anyway
>>24914248
I wouldn't have even been working with her.
>>24914229
Pissjugs are the decider now? I thought it was virginity
>>24914281
that's a fine blouse you have on.
>>24914412
Fedora tippers can be virgins, it's still too common
I keep drinking but I can't get pissed.
so this is wagekek life. struggling to stay awake at 23:30
>>24914396
part of me is actually not arsed that it's a boner killer
>"What are guys like us meant to do?"
>"Look, you get born, you keep your head down and then you die. If you're lucky"
Bottom does have it's feelsy moments.
>>24914518
When I had it recommended to me I was told it was "very funny, but really depressing" so I never bothered watching it.
Any of you lads into bodybuilding?
Just saying its a very robot thing to do. Find a nice quiet gym, ear phones in, bench, lift weights, get stronger.
The NEET lifestyle modified into bodybuilding/gym is pretty sick.
Just get up 8am, eat , chill out. Bus to gym for like 11am, home by 1pm at the latest. Then eat and sleep rest of the day. If you only lift 4 days a week then rest days are easy.
>>24914583
The NEET / Bodybuilding lifestyle is what I'm gonna do for a couple months between quitting wageslaving and joining the navy
>>24914583
To be honest I'm too tired from wageslaving and I don't think I could give up beer
>>24914558
I've watched it, and I recommend it for exactly that reason.
Their lives are shit. They are constantly on the brink of killing each other or themselves with their own stupidity. But in the end of the day they can't live without each other.
I also quite like Bojak Horseman. That show is a real ride on the feels train.
>>24914583
i bought weights and trained for ages.
i got pretty big, but now i'm just fat because i have not even trained in months.
>tfw insomnia
Lads I'm gonna be up all night, I've got no bud, no alcohol and barely any snacks.
Looks like a 4pm thing again even though I'm wagekeking tomorrow... Why live
>>24914704
It's not even midnight you pussy.
>>24914681
> K E N T
Original comment
>>24914733
Whoops I meant to put 4am tomorrow morning plus I'm working at 7am what I'm saying is I'm going to be up all night again
who else /drunkasfuck/ here?
>these two people weigh the same
>>24912697
>Stewart Lee
Literally the most plen tier comedy
Eviscerate yourself
>>24913661
>this girl is 13
it's not fair
>>24914800
Going by his expression even Dana is sceptical.
>>24914800
Is the guy on the right even a boxer? his arms look as flabby as mine
>worked from 9-6 at one of my part time jobs
>had to go out with normie workmates for a christmas party that i managed to slip away from a few hours in
>have to be up at 4 for a 9 hour shift at my other job
>>24914800
mate I could deck either of those faggots
weight categories are such a cop out
>>24914870
UFC not boxin, point well made other than that
>>24914800
Pfister?! I barely knew her.
tell us about her, /britfeel/
Sophie, I want to rag you so badly
>>24914704
>>24914704
>can't sleep
>get 2 hours sleep the night before
>stay up until 2am
>go to bed
>wake up 2 hours later
>stay up until tired
>go to bed at 10
>wake up at 3pm
And now i'm just here getting drunk.
FUCK YOU SLEEP
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>24914924
EmmaI want to shit in your ass so you can shit it back into mine
>>24914924em, wish I could be with you right now, just a shame I always splerg out when we talk, just wish we could smoke a spliff together and watch tvthat's all.
>>24914896
>UFC not boxin
Is that the one with the totally not homoerotic floor wrestling?
>>24914968
It's pretty hatesex
>>24915033
Thats my favourite, now I want to see the little guy get totally dominated
>>24915096
The fight has happened if you want to look it up
>>24914800
>this is what a 19 is supposed to look like
>tfw 23 and still waiting on that growth spurt
>>24914924
SophieHaving found pictures that show you clearly, your fb pictures are not a good representation of you. You are significantly less attractive than I thought, and it's really messing with the imagined relationship I had created between us. You were always a weird, barely-possible backup option in my mind, but now I feel slightly lost without it.
Doing coke on my own on a Friday night, got some tizer and fags too, quite the party lads
Is everyone too drunk to post?
>>24915629
>Doing coke on my own
Shit man that's when you know you have problems, is everything okay buddy?
>>24915649
Could be worse, I feel alright to be fair, just bored
>>24915681
I wish I had coke desu, I'm tired as fuck
>>24915714
It's not that amazing mate, I wouldn't be envious
>>24915746
That doesn't look like a lot of coke senpai, I hope you've had a lot of that before that pic...
>>24915629
>Doing coke on my own
That's when shit starts to go downhill mate, I've been there myself.
>>24915787
It's meant to be a gram, had a few lines so far
>>24914800
weight categories can be so misleading. i'm 95kg, and look about 80kg, all due to extremely dense bones.
>>24915803
that looks like a quarter of a gram to me pal, hope you weren't ripped off
>>24915435
>tfw all Sophies are heartbreakers>or we all have the same one
>>24915646
Maybe
>>24915849
Innit mate, aint fussed if I was. Beggers can't be choosers
>>24915883
Beggers can be choosers mate, you've just gotta know how to sweet talk people
>>24915646
>tfw drunk playing MGS3
>get to the ladder scene
Rather comfy tbqh
>>24915912
I'm not going to haggle with a coke dealer bruv
>>24915998
>being this much of a kek
>>24915803
>>24915849
gramme
fuck off you stupid yank cunts
>>24912697
>>24914814
edgy comedian who only aims to offend the sort of people who won't get offended. so brave.
>everyone making fun of my girlfriend because of her bongeye
>get made fun of when I say I find it cute
Why are people so mean lads
>>24916104
They like to put people down so they feel better
Taking the piss out of people for appearance-related things that they can't change is pleb tier.
>>24916104
A lot of people, me included some times, don't like others being happy, also banter
>>24915787
>>24915803
>>24915849
>>24915912
Stfu you fucking mug good coke is denser size doesn't make a difference
Fuck off back to your shitty little uni dealer kid
>>24916012
You up to much brother? The night is young
My life is so empty I even envy your problems
>>24916190
Do you do a lot of coke mate, what's your experience with it?
>>24915801
What happened, dude? I know it can really fuck up peoples lives
>>24916149
>>24916154
I can appreciate banter but it made her cry and I felt bad tbqh it just felt like they were being mean
>>24916190
>Being proud of being an expert degenerate
>>24916287
I guarantee there are facets to your life that you are choosing to downplay, there are multiple aspects you can appreciate, I understand you may be deep down in the proverbial hole right now but you will get out, even if no end is in sight at this moment in particular. I have faith in you brother, there are people that care about you, I care, no homo.
>>24916520
what are you proud of lad, got any sick memes ?
>>24916571
>you will get out
this is a load of bollocksb y the way
you're here forever
>>24915861
>tfw I know another sophie who I nearly slept with once, and who I made out with several times
>always thought we'd hook up at some point
>tfw she's been with her bf for at least 2 years now, so will probably never manage it
Also, I doubt our Sophies are the same one. The one I know (/have never met) is probably about a 4/10.
>>24916571
I'm not its; work home, work home.
and by home I mean my parents house
and work I mean a horrible mind numbing job I hate
at weekends I drink at home alone and shitpost
I have done alomst nothing else for at least 6 months
I have nothing
suddenly le wild happy Christmas man appears
who /eastkent/ here?
spangled off my pickle, how you lads doing?
>>24916714
look at those cracking crocs, nifty buggers they are, aren't they
>>24916723
west midlands dude. what you been drinkin
>>24910666
No one checkd till now, poor cunt
>>24916863
dusty old bottle of jack daniels, followed by a few cheeky doobs
how you doing btw anon ,what you drinking?
>>24916967
a shit and a shag
hahaah
>>24916863
Where in west mid? Telford plox.
mfc / Amelie_teen
argentinian birds so fit
Who /pulling an all nighter/ here? How do you not feel like shit/feel less shit the next day?
>>24916967
im not on the booze tonight man, got some strong tizer tho
>>24917025
nah man cannock
>>24916863
Worcester reporting in. Just sipping Coke, 6 cans for 1.50 in iceland
>>24917738
Constant caffeine.
I only do an all-nighter when I have nothing planned for the next day, because you will feel like shit. By 7pm you'll be falling asleep. It's a decent way of fixing your body clock and changing your sleeping patterns though, because you can go to bed whenever you want.
>>24918171
>I only do an all-nighter when I have nothing planned for the next day
Gonna be standing up non stop from 8am to 5pm tomorrow kek
>>24918224
Well that might keep you awake, at least.
Good luck, maybe get some energy drinks. Why are you doing an all-nighter, anyway?
>tfw you get through the work christmas party ok
I was clearly the most autistic one there, but I didn't make a complete fool of myself and got a few laughs. Maybe it's not all hopeless.
Wahey kicked from CSGO by a group of 12 year olds and banned again. Gg Valve top ban system
>>24918767
Not too bad mate, was it a dinner type thing, I hope you didn't pay for it
>>24918767
Did you get drunk? What kind of work is it? Where did you go for the party?
>want to order takeaway
>don't want to deal with normie students outside uni hall
wut do?
>>24919130
it's busy outside at 3am?
>>24919145
it is when it is a friday night at a uni residential building in london
>>24919169
Put a special message on the delivery for them to take it to your room.
>>24916863
LOL im drinking fosters.
>tfw a faggot normie
>>24919130
Just ignore the fags desu
>>24919364
they can't get in the building without a access card. i have to go outside.
it's okay, i will just starve to death in the middle of london with 500000 million takeaways.
should have gone to university in a quieter city. why did i pick london ffs
Evening lads.
Lost my grandad on Tuesday. Grandma says she saved me some of his diazepams. Some inheritance.
>best friend died yesterday
>I have nothing to do other than post on fuckng 4chan
Today I realised that have literally lost control of my life, I think this is a turning point. It hasn't quite hit me yet but a part of me has been ripped apart and I honestly don't know what to do.;
>>24919899
I'm really sorry for you senpai. How did it happen?
I'm sure its no consolation, but I don't think the average person has control over their life.
>tw just trown up
Is being gay or bi even something to tell your family about? Like who even gives a shit anymore.
Also fuck headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNnQkiksv4E
>>24917738
>>24918171
Where are you guys? doing normie things?
>>24920527
You tell them before you bring back your boyfriend obviously
>>24918352
Didn't see much point in sleeping
>>24920594
>Where are you guys? doing normie things?
Huh?
Tfw I'm the last awake again
>>24921356
>tfw you're not the last awake
>>24921356
nah family I'm staying up so I can go into town early
>>24921356
I'm up to at least 10am
might doze off at noon, but I'm picking up a new toy so I doubt it
>>24921356
Like hell you are!
>>24922242
What you gonna pick up?
>>24923573
a shiny new PS4
I have some cash left over from christmas shopping so I thought I'd get my own present too
yeah, I doubt I'll sleep tomorrow
Snowing pretty well out there, lads. Might even accumulate.
What do you wish for christmas lads?
Thinking about world peace and a new bodypillow desu.
Comtemplating finishing off last night's donner.
Woke up feeling like I'm getting a cold.
>>24924502
>world peace
Bit normie there, pal.
>>24924502
You seem the man to ask, where's the best place to get a daki?
just popped into the tesco express boys
freshly baked 3 cheese loaf, still warm and a big ol can of red bull
im gonna be out like a light when i go to bed tonight lads
>>24924502
i want blini and a kot
Made a spongecake with jam filling just now since there's nothing sweet to eat.
Only 2 more months of being NEET left though, they want to put me on a work experience program and fuck that.
>>24925250
I'm currently in the same boat. I've got a month tops to sort my shit out or risk being put into the work program which can last for up to 2 years. How long have you been claiming JSA might I ask? From the way things are going, I'm more inclined to stop claiming after that duration and wait until 26 weeks have past to start a fresh claim since the prospects of working for peanuts inside of a charity shop doesn't sit too well with my stomach.
>>24925250
yeah that shit was cancerous, but i got a job out of it in the end
>>24924502
For my hair to grow back. I get my mum to cut my hair nowadays so I can't really complain if she does a shit job on it but I can't say it looks that good, either.
>>24925632
>but i got a job out of it in the end
Did you have to finish the entire thing to reap the rewards? Or did they basically feel sorry for you towards the end?
>>24924580
>not being able to finish off a donner then and there
You must get full pretty easily.
>>24925727
probably pity honestly, but it beats sitting at home all day, that shit isnt good for you (was a neet for 5 years)
>Go to corner shop for milk
>Wearing hoodie because it's chucking it down
>Waiting in line behind a gigantic hamplanet
>She looks at me like I'm going to murder her
>Smile at her
>Forget my smile is fucking horrifying
>She cracks a fake 'please don't kill me' smile before leaving
Wish I was white tbqh.
>>24925763
Sounds ace. I read somewhere that the odds are stacked against you when you get dragged into a program like this though because they're unlikely to hire anyone due to cheap labour from other hopefuls. Maybe you did something which helped catch their eye.What sort of department did the Jobcentre assign you? Was it in a Poundland or something?
>>24925861
yeah the odds are not in your favour but i didnt really do much other than turn up and do what was required of me, also the main places you'll get sent to is shops and shit
>>24925621
>How long have you been claiming JSA might I ask?
Little over 1 year.
>>24925828
Your fault for not looking at the ground instead of focusing on her face. Wouldn't you feel alarmed if a complete stranger suddenly flashed you a smile out of the blue just like that? It doesn't help that you were wearing a hoodie either which unfortunately is associated with gangs and youth delinquency. Next time you want milk you should do it at an unsociable hour so you don't feel publicly scrutinized.
Good couple cms of snow now.
>>24925828
Hoodies always get a bad rep, white or not. I get the same looks. Shopkeepers are always especially suspicious like they think I'm going to shoplift or something. Looking like a 15 year old doesn't help either.
>>24925970
>>24925992
Should've wore my raincoat instead.
This is why I never leave the house.
Bout to go for my morning piss, lads
Highlight of my day tbqh
>>24926029
What, bottles aren't good enough for you?
>>24926047
I like to treat myself sometimes
>>24926064
Good on you, mate. About to piss my name into the snow myself. Always wanted to do this.
I think I might have ruined my facade of normality at work. It was the Christmas dinner last night and I just sat there not talking to anyone for the whole night. When I'm at work I can pretty easily pretend to be normal, but I couldn't do it at the dinner.
Maybe I could say I wasn't feeling well or something.
Anyone here with a heart problem?
I have an iregular heartbeat, regularly had chest pains as a kid, doctors found ot about it and told me when my heart beats fast enough I get pains.
Whenever I get stressed, or do too much exercise etc there is a dull pain in my chest, I just wish I could do hard workouts to get /fit/
>tfw you go for a wee and it's crystal clear
>>24926119
If you weren't going to talk to anyone ask night, why did you bother going at all m8? You should have just said you were busy
>>24910996
Ayy ive had power for two days now
>>24926259
Feels very good man
>>24926119
I didn't enjoy my work Christmas party so I just got pissed. Easy.
>>24926175
Being /fit/ is two thirds diet and one third exercise so you can nail the hard bit anyway. If you want to get dench then you can do that by doing "easy" lifting. You'll just have to keep your cardio light, like using an exercise bike or walking.
My mate has a similar problem. He doesn't do any exercise and he smokes 20 a day. Still alive for now.
>>24926423
No idea what to get my sister and mum for christmas, already got my mum some Eeyore pajamas, need to spend about 30bong on my sister and another 15 on my old lady
>That McDonalds slag
I'd love to watch her get creampied by a Paki then make me a big maccer.
>>24926679
m8
mayte
>>24926713
Paige deserves the same treatment.
>>24924932
KOT NA DOMA
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Cocaine made to look like wooden pallets was seized in Spain. 1.4 Tonnes of it, anyone know the street value on that amount?
>>24926423
>literally got home from my work Christmas party 9:00
IKTFB
Everybody there smiled like they had a gun to their head and wished they had the nuggets to bail
I just want a cosy day in going gym , eating meat , sucking some dick and playing fallout 4 with the rain pattering the Windows.
But no my boyfriend wants me to go round his house. Fucking reeeeeeee
>>24926728
You're a true brit :') proud
>>24926815
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAOW
>>24926815
Faggots need to be hanged.
>>24926863
?? I'm not a fucking normie I have social anxiety and left uni after freshers you basement living cum stain
>>24926901
>boyfriend
You are lad.
>>24926865
I'm not gay im a fembot kek
my memory has gotten so hazy that i can't even remember what i even posted in this thread. right now i'm simply running on instinct.
>>24926815
Shaun's the leader of the institute, the kid is just a synth.
>tfw working 12-6 both weekend days
Fuck shift jobs senpai
>>24926364
I should have, but I already agreed to go. I nearly just stayed at home but I didn't have anyone's phone number and didn't want to just not show up because that would have been worse.
>>24926932
>the instinct to shitpost
Why did they change the flavour of chicken super noodles, they used to by my favourite food now they taste like vomit
And fredos used to be 10p! I could by 10 for a quid!
Now it only gets me 4 :(
>>24926901
You have a boyfriend AND even attempted uni? Scum. Die.
>>24926914
Go fuck Chad in his house then and fuck off.
>>24925913
>>24925985
So is this guy a janitor here or something?
>>24926982
It's taking the pure piss, they're gonna be 30p soon, fucking imagine when it's 35p and a pound only gets you two.
>>24927029
>>24926982
Truly the end times.
>>24927057
Holy Christ, it's a special one sure but that's still just absurd.
>>24926901
>"I have social anxiety"
>I have a boyfriend"
>"I'm a girl btw, so my social anxiety is self-diagnosed"
O I am Lafin
>>24926901
>using basement living as an insult
This is evidence of your mindset and proof you don't belong here, fuck off.
>>24927077
>>24927104
Someone spoiled her precious normie-game, the 'fembot' is gone.
>>24927057
Supply and demand. Dumb normies love to get Freddos because 'My childhood XD' instead of getting a cheaper, same quality brand.
Anyone else waiting for something in the post? Got s couple cards for my new EDH deck coming soon.
>>24927241
What cheaper brand tastes as good as cadburys
>>24927258
If you disagree then deal with the premium you kuckold.
>>24927285
I was just asking for an example you autist
>went to arnsdales butcher/deli
>10quid for 4 pieces of 8oz rib eyes, pretty decent marbling
>2.5 quid for a 1.5kg of chinese style drumsticks
>2.5 quid for 1kg of chinese style spareribs
fuck me mates, this is some good shit, steak was great.
Can't believe I actually buy garbage quality burgers. sandwiches or hotdogs outside for 4-5 quid when I can literally have TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO rib eye steaks at home.
I am a singal mum I love going shopping love go out on dates and loved going to wach films my snap name is r1kim123 and insta r1kim123 I love r&b and bash meant and I have one goal in life and that was my littel man.. Only black or mix race thanks ????
Well we can go out on a date or come to mine and get waved or may b watch a move I can can cook dina anyfink I don't mind we just go with the flow uno how it gose ????
>>24927315
that's why old people go to the market and shit, they have all day to go and get better quality goods for cheaper than supermarkets, keep it a secret though
>tfw you buy butchers bacon and it doesn't shrivel up because it's not full of water
Just got my first actual job boys, working in the kitchen of a Wetherspoons. Feels good to not have to deal with customers.
>>24927367
>working in the kitchen
fuck i feel sorry for ya, all that extra hard work and pressure(and probably cunt chefs) for less pay just cause you don't want to interact with some normies sometimes.
It's not even bad at all, unless they're self entitled 50+ year old pieces of trash living off the government.
>>24927367
>>24927410
what this guy said
enjoy working harder than all the other staff whilst being treated worse
that said, it can be chill some days and when it's busy then you're quite active and it gets the adrenaline going
>>24927410
It's pretty good actually, all the guys I work with are mid 20s-30s and they're super chill to work with. And the reason I quit my last part time job (supermarket) is because my customer interaction was fucking awful, so honestly it's just one less way for me to lose my job.
Well lads, think I've lost all my friends. I'm the anon from last night who stood up for my girlfriend being made fun of and now my friends are calling me whipped and kicked me from the group chat. I'm not sure it was worth it
who /hungoverstillinbedclub/ here?
>>24927470
What happened lad didn't see it
>>24927367
>tfw american 18 year old
>tfw i make ~18 euros an hour to pick weeds
Lads why do women in uni almost exclusively want to talk to the top Chads and no other guys? Doesn't matter how ugly or awkward they are, it's like only rough rugby lads exist in their universe.
Don't get it to be honest.
>>24927483
I am. Want to eat but don't want to get up :-(
>>24927511
My mates and these stacey girls kept making fun of my girlfriends lazy eye and made her cry
>>24927470
Who needs friends like that anyway? At least you know in your heart that you did the right thing. I'm sure your girlfriend also appreciates you sticking up for her since you weren't obligated to.
>>24927543
Wow that's fucking dry. Your mates sound like dickheads but I suppose they might have been showing off in front of these birds. If you're mates don't understand why you stood up for your missus when you see them again then they're definitely dickheads.
>>24927470
Maybe you should tell reddit. Maybe even stick around there.
>>24927543
Poor lass never saw it coming :^)
>>24927572
this 2bh, friends (come) and go, same with girls, I'd rather have a gf who likes me than a group of LADs and their "bantz"
>>24927517
Women only want to entertain high status males, it's just genetics lad.
>>24927603
I don't mind the jokes but they should have stopped when she left and could clearly see she was upset
>>24927572
He should stick with his mates. His gf will only c.uck him or leave him when chad comes along. Then he'll have lost everyone.
>>24927610
I could see why high status women would, but even low status women think they deserve a high status man or they'd rather be alone.
>>24927612
I get you man, as evidenced above imake jokes all the time, but I know when to stop
>>24927618
Because women are entitled narcissists that are taught to be special snowflakes from birth.
>>24927618
Why settle for Ched when you could be experience Chad one day?
>>24927543
Out of order that lad, what reason did they give you for chucking you off the group chat?
>>24927652
They never said, I'm guessing because I said I found my girlfriends lazy eye cute. Usually they'd have added me back by now though
>>24927523
managed to make myself a cup of tea, hoping it gives me the strength to go to the sandwich shop
>>24927648
This did seem to be the attitude of most, they'd rather be Chad's fuck toy for one night of the year than be in a relationship with someone who isn't Chad.
I knew a fat ugly Indian girl who was obsessed with an athletic, alpha medical student. She kept talking about going out with him even though the only thing he'd done is fuck her once. She even talked about how him fucking other girls right now didn't matter cos she'd make him settle.
She truly thought she could get him, it was insane.
>>24927470
If you date an ugly girl and put her before your mates, what do you expect?
You've got the mindset of a virgin despite being a normie. Fuck off.
>She'd rather suck Chad's toes than be your Amy Rose
>>24927694
Well the only thing that last night has shown me is that my girlfriend is a better mate than all of them if they cut all ties with me after this one little thing
>>24927657
Respect to you for sticking up for her. Has she tried any sort of treatment though? Sounds like it really bothers her.
>>24927706
>she's a footfag
No loss there
>>24927543
>Even being friends with a group of stacies
Had it coming tbqh
>>24927745
Im not friends with them at all, my girlfriend is the only girl I've ever actually been friends with.
>>24927740
Supposedly getting your toes sucked and arsehole licked feels Godly during a blowjob.
>>24927762
Eugh. My ex kept offering to do that shit to me but I declined. Just not my thing desu
>>24927787
>Not wanting to ruin her for other men
Could have gotten her to nosefuck your arsehole
>>24927483
was hungover. went for a fry up with my dad around half 10, cured my hangover
>>24927815
I think I did plenty of that in other ways. Besides she's really mentally unstable so she doesn't need me to help. She was legitimately frightening at times.
>>24914865
for real? how do you know?
Man is getting seriously hench bruv
Gunna get sum mad pussy this summer
Subway or kebabs, lads?
>>24927969
doner, chips and cheese
can't wait for that new scene desu
>>24928018
My niggaaaaa
when will this annoying twat robot get blacked?
>>24927710
>a better mate
>while she has sex behind your back
>>24928018
They both have that 'kill me' look going on.
>>24928018
>bbc tattoo
>>24928027
Heh she's chad's 'mate' alright
>>24928026
Who's your favourite?
>tfw your blackfu only made one scene
>>24928018
you kekold.
>>24928036
so just pornstars in general then. of course they're going to find it degrading when all they're getting paid for is to suck dick
>>24928036
Course they do lad, they wish you would save them and could suck your pecker for free. Totally.
i'm okay with race mixing Tbh
>>24928052
who is this trouser arouser?
>>24928081
Someone shit in your cornflakes this morning, buddy?
>>24928099
Farrah Flower
She's not made many scenes sadly.
>>24928052
Partial to pic related, but I think she's only done the one scene. Really though, any cute blonde/ginger will do.
>>24928124
Her name is amarna miller, go search kat or tpb, or any tubesite. she is mega qt
>>24928124
You've got some catching up to do friend.
>>24928112
i love natural redheads but
>look her up
>6 years younger than me, also taller
>tfw only had sex with a hooker
just kill me now
>>24927969
kebabs are a night only thing, not the same in the day
>>24928149
How short are you little guy?
>>24928124
all that photoshop and they still can't fix her face or ass
>>24928169
Also those sharp knees
>>24928167
about 5'7
Good morning, I've had 1.5 litres of vodka alone and now i feel like i need to hire a prostitute later today or something to lose virginity.
What websites are good for that, and what is an average price?
I guess I'll just masturbate to some ss on sadpanda like i do everyday if I dont find anything.
>>24927483
Me, I don't want to get up because it's cold. Just had a wank so now my arsehole is really sweaty, probably gonna have to get up.
>>24928248
>Just had a wank so now my arsehole is really sweaty,
Promised work I'd go in for a bit today but can't really be arsed.
Hate what I'm working on and the security guards can be knobs if you come in out of hours.
Time to start searching for a new job.
>>24928328
>the security guards can be knobs if you come in out of hours.
It's just banter, it's a tedious job. Once told a guy I'd bring some pakis to rape his sister next time he tried to get in at that time, was drinking on the job though I'm not usually racist.
>>24928311
Yeah man, my crack gets sweaty as fuck after a wank. My arse isn't even hairy either
>tfw absolute autist at work commenting on how i don't get out much
>tfw he's only couple years older and has a wife and kid, even though his wife is fat like him
I have wasted my life
>>24928346
It's your natrual lube, next time push a toothbrush up their and tickle your prostate.
>>24928342
I dunno m8, ours have started making official complaints because they have to get off their arse and unlock the front gate for us.
They have to do it but they're trying to make life hard for us to put us off working out of ours.
Opening a gate isn't much work when they literally just have to sit on their backside for the other 7 hours.
500th post,
new thread
>>24928387
>>24928387
>>24928387
>>24928142
>That tiny black dick
I thought black guys were supposed to be hung...?
>>24919550
>Lost my grandad on Tuesday
Have you had a look for him?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
>>24928347
>wife is fat
disgusting desu
>>24926914
even worse, hand yourself
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