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12 days till Christmas edition.
>>24928387
First for Christmas spirit
Will Father Christmas bring me a q t pi gf lads?
>>24928403
He's 6'5, it just looks tiny on his frame.
>>24928421
No lad you have to get that yourself
>>24928387
Fuck you, Christmas is cancelled.
Guys my boss has been on a hiring spree lately, things used to be good in my office when it was just me and a bunch of chill old people.
Now he's hired a bunch of loud Chad lads who are getting all the good stuff to do while I'm pushed onto unimportant shitty things.
What can I do about this? Things were going so well and I enjoyed it but it's taken a turn for the worse now.
>Tfw the beta at work
>>24928453
This exact same thing happened to me, I'm so sorry lad
who /drinking/ here?
it is christmas after all
who /wanking/ here?
it is titmas after all
Nobody replied in last thread so hopefully I'll get a response here.
Where do I look for an escort, I mean which websites?
>>24928464
How did you deal with it? I keep asking my boss to put me on the stuff he's putting them on but he just gives me a load of bullshit about how what I'm doing is still important. Which is true, just no where near as important as what Mr.Outgoing gets to do even though I've been here longer.
I'm starting to think the only way things will change is if I threaten to leave. Even then I know I'd only be given a token project to shut me up then swiftly moved back.
>>24928496
Does your arsehole get sweaty when you beat your meat?
>>24928520
Only during summer
how do i get one of those comfy security guard jobs where you literally get paid to sit on your arse all day
>>24928520
HAHAHAHA SWEATY BUM CHEEKS LADZ!
BANTZIZ!!!!!!
HAHA!!
>>24928564
Be a big fat fucker or ex army.
Post the fictional 2D character for whom you live your life
>>24928572
shit meme la Tbh
>>24928572
>2DPD
ew
>>24928453
Gotta assert dominance on the chads, start asking them to do stuff for you
>>24928598
It's not a meme, it's a very important ritual
>>24928572
>she will never sit on your face after a workout
>>24928611
monotonous is more like it
>tfw I get to skip my next sign on date because the jobcentre will be closed on christmas eve
aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
pakis are bro-tier 2bh
>>24928572
akari in the britfeel thread!
>>24928429
That's not that big desu
>tfw have bigger and more aesthetic dick than keks black porn stars
>>24928572
Here you go lad, literally perfection
Who /ripped/ here?
Natty ofc
>>24928572
Nii blox.
>>24928738
>>24928787
>>24928826
fuck off
and take your anime shit with you
>>24928833
inb4 this is a le anime site xD
>>24928743
He was talking about his height ya window licker.
>>24928833
>>24928840
This anger results in more anime being posted desu.
Why does coffee make me poop more but caffeine pills don't?
>>24928826
>You will never protect her nico-nico smile
>>24928833
could you please not bully?
thnx
>>24928915
JUSTNico-Nico
What you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ5ZcPBdfns
Also I hope this snow stops soon
>>24928946
>tfw when no snow
>>24928844
Why would he be talking about his height when I was on about his dick is tiny, I wasn't calling him a manlet.
>>24928958
Its not the good snow, it's wet so its not landing. Just an inconvenience at this point
>>24928946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7N2tFb0X8
no snow here
>>24928946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfi-PxkDVs
where do you live m8? there's no snow here
>>24928572
>Tfw no Yukari gf
It really hurts, lads.
>>24929008
+1the robot has to go!
reminder all anime lovers are pedos
>>24928946
Snow has turned to slush here. Annoying af.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0
>>24929064
You're thinking of pakis
>>24929064
>>24929064
So are all brits, so it balances out
>>24929072
no im finking of ur mum
Had a chunder last night, cleaned the majority of it up. Waiting on kebab arriving.
Recommend me a TV series on netflix pls lads.
>>24928997
Newcastle tbqh
>tfw still hasnt stopped and I have to go out in 20 minutes
>>24929091
narcos desu
>>24929091
Breaking Bad, the best show of all time!!
>>24929116
What's it about?
>>24929124
Legit never watched it. Is it worth it?
>>24928946
Listening to this all morning,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmeb6HrDdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69LxRqfqogo
Reminder that God loves you (yes YOU).
>>24929091
Fringe is pretty good
>>24928946
only Christmas song worth listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>24929153
Yeah it's worth it. It's overrated big time by normies but it's still good.
>>24929153
>Never watched Breaking Bad
What are you doing with your life mate? Watch it.
>>24929193
Doesn't love you though
>>24929240
Take that back please.
>>24929239
A- Alcohol desu...
>>24929261
If you love addiction you'll love Breaking Bad.
Also The Wire is top banana.
>>24928572
>>24928634
>>24928738
>>24928787
>>24928826
>>24928857
>>24928915
>>24928922
>>24928934
>>24929008
>>24929046
>>24929193
anime isn't welcomed on britfeel
>>24929292
gtfo newkek
>>24929292
But my counsellor says it's important to express myself. I can't do that without cute anime girls.
>>24929254
can't do that i'm afraid
>>24929328
I'd rather you suffered 2bh friend
>>24929331
Okay. I'll still be here later if you wish to make things right.
>>24929335
I'm telling on you next session, poster No.24929335.
>>24928387
Where are you all from lads? Stratford-upon-avon reporting in
>tfw the jobcentre will give me a 10 pound Christmas bonus this year
Who /suicidal/ here?
>>24929328
>>24929375
tired of seeing anime pictures tbqh
/saltbeefbagel/ time, trying to cure the hangover
>>24929391
Rural south yorkshire nearest town is Rotherhamle paki meeme!! xd
>>24929409
I thought it was cut to 5 quid
>>24929429
No but I want to die
rip anne robinson
>>24929456
Explain to me why you lot haven't chased out all the pakis raping your children, are whites too much of a minority to do anything?
>>24929348
If you can tell me why my firefox plays YouTube videos really laggy and out of sync then I shall.
>>24929409
Do ESA get anything?
>>24929435
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>24929391
West Yorkshire.
>tfw post-industrial hellhole
>tfw no gf
>>24929482
Not him, but it's because whites are pussies.
>>24929497
No idea. I am on that. I don't even spend any money anyway. I have to keep posting doctors notes every month.
>>24929459
why you chatting shit for man
>>24929510
>I have to keep posting doctors notes every month.
Are you on the support group? If so you do not, I phoned up to ask about it.
>>24929391
Kent. Stuck between a boring shithole and a not-so-boring shithole
>>24929091
fargo, season 2 on swiss netflix if you want to watch that as well
>>24929533
Alright there Phill?
>>24929391
redditch near u senpai
>>24929516
I don't know what you mean. They send reminder letters that my note is going to run out soon.
>>24929391
SHETLAND
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tfw not sure whether i want to apply for uni or not
>>24929560
Have you been assessed yet? They send you a letter telling you if your on the support group or one of the others after it.
>>24929391
Brighton here, tad on the windy side today
>Poleaboo up until 4am playing Witcher 3 as usual
>Dad gets back
>Tells him his m8 has died, the funeral is tomorrow and he wants Poleaboo to attend
>Poleaboo doesn't want to
>Dad is irked that Poleaboo wouldn't know what to do in the event that he would die, "you can't rely on Mum to do everything forever"
>Thinks fewer people will attend his funeral if Poleaboo doesn't go to his m8s
>The next day Poleaboo wakes up early, 11:30 and gets to the mosque at 1pm
>Dad lied as usual, the prayer stuff starts at 1:30
>Sit around waiting, must be over 100 people there
>"Pray" for 20mins, really just following the motions of the guy in front
>Dad says to stick around as we'll be going to the graveyard later
>Poleaboo has had enough, sees other people leaving, takes his queue to leave too
Dad's probably going to be mad but he should be grateful even 1 hour of Poleaboos time was given to this guy he didn't even really know
>>24929587
>The next day Poleaboo wakes up early, 11:30 and gets to the mosque at 1pm
Vintage pakiboo. Couldn't resist getting home early to have another wank in your sisters undies?
>>24929570
No. I went to an appointment at the jobcentre which was entirely optional. They said they will get back to me in December for another meeting. I think they have given up on me because I haven't had a job for years and am a no hoper. I only started getting this recently to relieve my parents.
>>24929391
Hackney
>>24929587
Poleaboo should be grateful that his Dad allows him to live in his home.
>>24929600
Want to work on my phishing project actually
>wank in your sisters undies?
Mums. When I was much younger and confused
>>24929623
Is that a Ladbrokes in the background? Are the girls off to place a cheeky bet?
>tfw christmas has come early
>tfw drunk at half two
feeling good but know I'm almost peaking and the rest of the day might be shite
>>24929587
no one gives a shit. stay contaminated in /brit/
>>24929609
You'll get it soon hopefully, they send out a massive thing to fill out and a month or so later you'll likely have an appointment to be assessed. It's just talking to someone while they type away. You can get the support group or the work group, supposedly it's really hard to get into the former but I managed it so think it's just a myth.
>>24929642
my new pc arrives on tuesday, the wait is killing me man
>>24929637
>You'll never go in halfs on an accumulator with Mugi.
>>24929642
what's inside the box?
Cat tried to trick me into feeding her twice even though my Dad has already fed her.
Nearly outwitted by an animal with a brain 1/10th the size of mine.
>>24929650
>Too normie for /britfeel/
>Not normie enough for /brit/
>>24929660
Got a new laptop coming within two weeks. Can't wait to get back to shitposting while laying on the sofa again.
>>24929587
>grateful even 1 hour of Poleaboos time was given
expect poleaboos time is worthless, he sits around beating his paki stick and playing games. would be understandable if he had a job or had to study.
>>24929684
i use my phone for that
>>24929642
are you the same guy who went outside to get a pint of milk this morning?
>>24929691
muh depression and anxiety tho
>>24929694
So do I, but it feels so much more comfy doing it from a laptop
>>24929709
eh, you have a point, i have an armchair i intend to use my pc from
>>24929691
sounds to me like you need to get examined because there's something not right with your head
>>24929709
>>24929694
I don't know if I'm just turning old prematurely but I can't stand posting on my phone.
can lurk ok but it always fucks up when posting.
>>24929658
I really think I'll be in the support group. Depression, anxiety and agoraphobia.
>>24929718
Nice one. I want to get a better computer chair at some point. The current one hurts my arse sitting on it for too long.
>>24929732
I think it depends on the phone. Posting from an Xperia Z3C is not that bad
I have really bad tinnitus. I think I'm gonna end it soon. It's so high pitched most of the time now.
Anyone watching some football lads? It's the only time of week I can feel like a normie. I even browse the /sp/ threads.
>>24929754
well worth it if you do as much sitting as i do
>check online module page for exam dates and revision session dates over xmas break
>nothing there
Better text my note taking friend, bet he wrote it down. What was I supposed to do if I didn't have him to text? Guess them?
>>24929725
do you know which board you're on /b/ro?
keke
>>24929684
What laptop? I hate that most laptops have that shitty resolution.
>>24929763
Will probably watch the highlights tonight.
>>24929763
which channel?
has /britfeel/ always been this shit? christ i'm going back to bed
>>24929709
It's way more comfy using a tablet in bed. Nexus 7 is great. I spend most of the time here in bed.
>>24929482
hehe i laffed a lot ;p
>>24929499
Whereabouts in west yorkshire, tripfag?
>>24929642
are you the lisa guy?
>>24929764
I'm sat on it most of the day, which is the reason for the laptop investment heh
>>24929780
Custom one from PC Specialist.
i7
12GB RAM
1TB HDD
960 gtx
Full HD
>tfw loli cartoons are illegal in britain
>muh free speech stops when my morals are affected
>>24929796
I post in my bed on my macbook pro.
They're overpriced but comfy as fuck.
>>24928805
>natty
>ripped
good joke you fat fuck
>>24929775
You probably don't know much about him is why you're saying that. Typing in third person should've popped a red flag.
>>24929813
how much did you pay for that?
>>24929818
enjoy your sub-par OS
>>24929787
I watch a stream, going to watch the man city game.
>>24929813
Please don't say you got it for gaming.
>>24929813
What's the point of having such a high spec laptop? If you want to game, you build a gaming pc.
>>24929796
Rest assured I intend to do some browsing from my bed.
>>24929813
Cost just over 800
>>24929829
I'm watching it on bbc sport website, stadium looks a bit empty
>>24929738
The support group rate is supposedly under 10% but as I said before I'm sure it's not and you'll get it.
>>24929813
is that a 'gaming laptop'. you fucked up big time
>>24929672
One of these bad boys.
>>24929732
find phone posting really uncomfy, just tedious.
>>24929870
what colour switches does that have?
>>24929833
>>24929835
>>24929863
Got such high specs mainly so I could watch full HD stuff without any problems. It's advertised as gaming but even I know that's a cop out.
>>24929756
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org.
This always works for me.
>>24929821
Must be horrible to have shitty genetics and the need for regular testosterone injections lmao
>>24929763
/3pm/ threads are ultimate comfy
gonna squeeze in a quick fap before the football
>>24929889
You shouod get rid of Windows and put linux on then.
>>24929889
>full HD stuff
u wot m8, you don't need all that to watch hd. You need a high quality stand alone monitor you retard.
>>24929907
I was just about to mention how comfy this is.
comfymind
>Exam on Hamlet on Monday
>Read the play and listened in class but don't remember what I was taught
;_;
>>24929808Shouldn't we know each other more first : <
>>24929953
Yes Intel integrated graphics can play that shit just fine.
>>24929971
no and stop posting this chinese cartoon shite, whats ur nearest town?
>>24929969
>english degree
>>24929920
What are you fapping to?
>>24929391
Lancashire tbqh
>tfw egghead looks like a normal british person
>>24929391
Ripon
>>24930092
**eggman dammit
>>24929977
Exactly what matters most for playing HD videos is CPU speed and your monitor.
I think the retard brought a gaming pc for games and now is trying to justify it, but ended up looking like an even bigger retard.
>>24930158
egglad desu senpai
>>24928499
Puntersweb has reviews of brasses lad
>>24930116
I've been to Ripon. Went to the cathedral for Christmas day one year whilst on holiday.
Was nice.
>>24930177
eggnormie
fuck him
>>24928499
Adultwork
Afternoon everyone~
Feels a bit strange posting here again tbqh
What are you up to this afternoon lads?
>>24930224
Why have you been off here for so long mate?
>>24930251
I had afailed suicide attemptso I avoided britfeel since the last thing you lads need is more negativity~
>>24929817
>britain
England, unless they decide to make an example of poleaboo
>>24930275
hopefully your next attempt is more successful
>>24930275
top jej, wew la
>>24930275
no the last thing we needed was more anime fuck off
>tfw no dom gf who forces me to drink all her stinky fish oil
Finished the facebook phishing page
Just got to construct the email well now
This goes tits up then I'm getting remanded, wish me luck, ladies
>>24930347
reconsider
>>24930371
Hard to do that when all I can imagine is success
Now, should I send it to her uni email or personal email?
>>24930347
what do you even want to do with all the accounts?
>>24930347
>>24930387
this is /britfeel/ not /tech/ man
>>24930275
Wew lad. what caused it?
>>24930466
Britfeel is poleaboo
>actually got invited to a party
>tired as fuck from wageslaving
>it's in fallowfield so I have to traverse through hordes of mudslimes and students to get there
Fuck that, I'll be a normie some other time.
>>24930387
Making sure you get caught you scumbag. go ahead, delete your posts, i already saved them.
>>24930666
Last party I was at some 25 year old paki fucked a white, blue-eyed girl who just had her 16 birthday last week. People were patting him on the back and giving him free drinks, why are white people so submissive?
>order a pizza 2 hours ago
>pay online
>still isn't here
i can't into phoning so i sent an email
>>24930699
What the fuck is your problem?
>>24930731
Ain't even tea time yet fagit
>>24930735
Pakiboo is.
>>24930731
>sent an email
they probably won't see it for another two weeks
I'm thinking of ordering a pizza, could nip to the shop and buy a stuffed crust oven one for better than a quarter of the price though.
decisions decisions
>>24930744
i ain't ate anything since yesterday morning no pizza now too
is the amazing effect I get from alcohol the anti-anxiety aspect or is it probably the euphoric and depressing of the senses aspect?
don't know how any of you would know
A-are americans allowed in britfeel?
I own an electric kettle if that matters...
>>24930810
lowered inhibition probably
if you live with anxiety then it's like removing the ball and chain around your ankle
>>24930856
Yes it's not like we have flags or anything.
>Tfw no local place near me does pizzas
I don't want a kebab ffs
>>24930500
I-I'd rather not say desu~
I'm feeling a bit better so I'd rather not think about it.
>>24930856
Of course anon! Just make sure you use UK spellings~
>>24930881
>tfw I will never be this free whilst sober
>>24930856
Just don't be a twat and you can stay. Try to use UK-isms if possible.
>>24930929
xanax, 2mg a day
that will give your brain some breathing room
although I'm not a doctor so my opinion is worth jack shit
>>24930347
What's the story here, chap?
>>24930937
>>24930925
>>24930895
Thanks lads!
work has been shit lately, I only earn $10 (6.60 pounds) per hour
>>24930950
I've been addicted to benzos before, I fucked my shit up and now they seriously scare me
I might end up going back to them soon, being on them was a happy time despite cringing on the memories I have of it.
>>24930983
What do you do?
Unoriginal commento
>>24931030
IT help desk m89
>>24930983
That's like minimum wage here. We're no better off.
>>24930961
Nice try detective san.
>tfw just spent hours finding the source of a musty balls smell in my room
>its was coming from me all along
I shower once a day too.
>>24931038
>tfw I can't get a job like that
>>24930925
JUST TELL US SENPAI, WAS IT A NORMIES FAULT?
>>24931068
>It*
I can't even spell because I'm too disheartened.
>>24930925
Fucking attention seeking prick, I asked if you'd finally had the balls to kill yourself yesterday and you're back
>I tried to kill myself
>what's wrong maybe we can help you as a community
>I'd rather not say because I'm a bullshit artist who lives my life like a little girl
TILDE CUNT OUT
>>24931068
were you drinking last night?
when I'm hungover I get all kinds of smells from all parts of my body
>>24930731
>2 hours 30 minutes still no pitza
til-duh or til-dee lads
>Made therapist macarons for Christmas
>Had to throw them away because they'll probably think I put something bad inside it
>>24931132
Correct way to say it is til-duh but I still say til-dee.
>>24931104
I haven't drank alcohol in a long time m8, I did drink some coca-cola for the first time in a while but I doubt that triggered it.
It's the same kind of smell you get when you don't shake your willy after peeing and droplets get trapped in your shaft.
>>24930699
Why are there so many normies here?
Mum's ordering an Indian tonight. Said I don't like paki food.
Indian's aren't even pakis she said. I'll eat it but won't like it.
What should I order lads? Normally I just have 2 normal popadoms, 1 spicy, egg rice and some prawn curry thing.
>>24931135
>tfw I was denied therapy despite suicidal ideation
it's like they want me to kill myself
>>24930400
Read messages and shit
>>24930925
you.. live with flatmates I remember u said. so how do you throw up so often, not eat and kill yourself without anyone noticing?
>>24929642
theres something wrong with your hand m8.
shouldn't be that colour.
>>24931207
Do a half hearted attempt, that should get you in there.
>>24931095
I suppose it's the collective effort of normies, along with a few other things. I really cannot be bothered to type everything out though.
>>24931103
>what's wrong maybe we can help you as a community
thanks for the offer anon, but I already feel a lot better~
I don't want to do anything like it ever again.
>>24931204
Indians aren't pakis though
Most Indians are Hundu or Sikh rather than Muslim.
>>24931202
>he supports defending pakis
>>24931202
why do you defend a paki who stalks white women?
>>24931240
Not much better, they don't even have toilets in their country.
>>24931233
For throwing up I just turn the shower on and vomit to my heart's content~
It was actually my flatmate who found me and took me to A&E this morning.
I have worried that they might notice that I don't eat, but I imagine they assume I do it when others are not around~
>>24931237
Bullet point everything out instead then
>>24930699
Didn't mention anything about the victims so can't be done for stalking
Haven't emailed it so not done anything illegal there yet either
Then you'll need to prove who sent the email
>>24931234
I've got half a mind to start practicing a parachute landing fall and hop off a building that's not very tall so I can get into therapy.
>>24931024
did you go cold turkey?
That was a hell I wish I could forget.
Not only all the effects of derealization, but none of my family could stand to look at me, the pill junkie.
All on my own with my brain that was malfunctioning from the withdrawal.
>>24931265
White wombs were made for black and paki cock
>>24931265
>>24931243
I support a fellow, robot
REEEEEEEEEE sounds the same in every language
lads I'm an indecisive fuck so do I...
buy a decent oven pizza for 4pound from the shop down the road
or
order 15inch takeaway pizza for 11pound
>>24931114
>pizza in the frige
>>24931286
>not done anything illegal there yet either
Anon thought crime is a thing these days
>>24931306
pakiboo isn't a robot, he's a creep
>>24931265
>Poles
>White
Nice try, Jakub
>Min. Order: 15.00
>>24931333
Go back to /pol/ mate
>>24931299
>did you go cold turkey?
yep. I didn't even tell my parents about it. Told them I thought I was having some sort of mental breakdown (which was what it felt like) and that they should leave me alone.
I don't think I had it as bad as some people though.
>>24931317
Poleaboo is the definitive British robot of our era
