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>have no friends
>no one likes me
>not that attractive
>gay
>mfw I realized I'll never find a cute guy to cuddle with under the stars who loves me
Who is someone you want in your life /r9k/?
being gay is easymode
If you're gay you're bound to find someone who's attracted to you. Gays are a lot less picky than women.
>>24923640
Are you literally me?
>be a black woman
>hear about those black women who got raped by that Eurasian cop
>starts masturbating to the thought of that happening to me
I think I've finally hit rock bottom
>>24923591
I'm 2% Asian according to a DNA test, where you at? I can role play Elliot Rodger for you.
nope. because now im masterbaiting to the thought of you masterbaiting to that cop.
there's always room to fall.
are you cute or are you ugly
>there are people on /r9k/ not eating a raw garlic clove RIGHT NOW
>There are OPs literally this fucking retarded RIGHT NOW
>there are people on /r9k/ not doing this one weird trick RIGHT NOW
>there are dozens of girls on this planet that are pooping RIGHT NOW
What is 'madness' anyway? What happens when one 'goes insane'? Is mad person aware of that? Could we all be fucking crazy?
>>24923512Gaul
the storm before the fap.
>>24923512
insanity generally means that what you are imaging or believing to be true isn't reality, which i guess isn't a very good definition but that's similar to the textbook answer
Something has broken inside of me /r9k/, I haven't slept in a week, I haven't eaten in 3 days, I haven't had spoken with another human being in 2 weeks.
All I do is drink and eat pills, my every waking moment is spent considering suicide.
It feels like I have died inside and I am just waiting for my body to catch up. I am just waiting for my Mothers birthday and Christmas to pass before I off myself to escape everything.
How do you get over crippling depression?
Oh and some friendly advice, DO NOT bother getting a gf the feels only get worse when they leave you.
>>24923472
>DO NOT bother getting a gf the feels only get worse when they leave you.
truth.
sounds like u get the "oh shit let me out of this hell" feel.
that shit hits me pretty hard every couple months now. Had a 5 day roughpatch last week where I wasn't really sleeping or eating either. I did realize I'm pretty useless as it is but, when I get like that I'm even more useless
Just b urself, man. :^)
It's all in your head.
>just received a call from my ISP
>they're shutting down my connection in a couple of days because of "suspicious" activity
oh fug, i dindu nuffin
>>24923459
you gotta run
the van has already been sent out
>>24923459
What did you do? You're among friends, let it out before you disappear.
>>24924762
Fbi gtfo
>>24923459
Magnet your harddrives DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE BURN THE HOUSE, the LAN VAN is coming.
>tfw no autistic gf
I'm only allowed to have 12 episodes with her
If she was real we could spend a lifetime together
>>24923439
Why would you want an autistic girlfriend?
>>24924388
This I've met an autistic girl she annoyed the shit out of me. Thank fuck I don't have to deal with her anymore.
>>24924388
He has hope that she will not have beta orbiters and lots of friendzoned guys ready to replace him
What is the most cringe thing you have ever done in your life?
CHITANDA BOMB
apologizing after sex for cumming too fast was pretty cringe.
>>24923466
How fast?
>>24923475
couple minutes. its hard to keep track of time. turns out it was longer than you thought.
>Katya is slowly turning into a basic bitch
how do we stop this
she just wants to be a normal stacey girl.
Fuck everything. ;_;
I thought she was that girl who did her own thing.
>>24923317
She's just trying out a new style! Be nice to her!
what's the spookiest memory you have, /r9k/?
creepy pasta filler here
Many classic horror icons, such as Giger's Xenomorphs, Silent Hill's Pyramid Head, and other disturbing creatures like your mom, share the same characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, thunder could mean the approaching gallops of a stampede, predators could hide in the darkness, and the heights could make poor footing fatal.
The question you ahve to ask yourself is this;
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could affect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
Just be careful out there.
>>24923301
>and other disturbing creatures like your mom
Almost got me OP
>>24923301
Drifting as a teenager I saw an alien face to face on a high dirt road bank.
Shit still scares me.
Unfortunately nothing terribly scary has happened to me. Lo that's a weird thing to say. I was in the bottom of a quarry with a friend once and he swore he saw a gnome
Sum up your life in one image.
textxtxtx
Video games and inescapable never ending rage that tournaments me.
>>24923124
>100.7 scores
>Still works forever, and it always will
How do I get a regular 4/10 gf guys? I'm genuinely not asking for much. Pic related is fine. I'm so lonely...
> pic related
> 4/10
Haha, okay kid. I hope Sage works on r9k.
>>24923052
If that's a 4, what's a 10?
How much do you weigh? f.am?
WouId you suck it?
>>24922931
I don't like how the camera is rumbling back and forth, so no.
If it were attached to a masculine, tall man then yes.
>>24922931
her cock is super masculine she is definitely a dude no way
Did he do it, robots? I mean, he's got a lot of women accusing him, but not all can be telling the truth, right?
>>24922839
he probably did, high-profile celebrities get away with all kinds of fucked up shit
I could see maybe a few of those women hopping on the accusatory bandwagon, but he most likely zipp-zopped their puddin' pops.
He fingered the hole
I think i'm starting to get friend zoned. Any /redpills/ here want to save me from this eternal hell?
Give up and just be her friend. You're not in the friendzone unless you're there against your will.
>>24922751
>think
>starting to get
You are probably too deep to be saved at this point.
>>24922751
Women make terrible friends.
>nothing you tell them remains a secret
>touchy and emotional, can't handle the bantz
>usually vapid and uninteresting, expects you to view her as interesting and unique
>they don't see you as a friend anyway, just an orbiter from whom to siphon resources
