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>met a girl I know from middle school
>she is awkward and shy, and has a very squeking voice 5/10 face
>she has hundreds of friends, talks about going to parties and restaurants
>met ugly, overly agressive and skinny friends that I met in high school
>they all talk about their previous girfriends, having sex and doing drugs
>went for CS in college and expected a bunch of nerds and robots to talk to
>mfw they are all chads, wannabe rappers, and overall sociable people
>mfw I talk to them that I never had a girlfriend, and I dont have friends they all look at me like I'm crazy
Am I such a fucking loser that I basically destroyed the system?
I seriously don't know how that happened
>>24927462
>talks to others irl
lol leave the board normie
>>24927462
man up, fgt
>my mom used to put glass in my family's food to try and hurt us (I never ate it because I was afraid of her)
>developed this overwhelming fear of food, could barely eat anything for years
>she stabbed at my door with a knife, trying to kill me
>would have to walk her to the corner store to buy liquor (she was too drunk to go alone) while she talked about how suicidal she was
>hid in my room all day
>flash forward
>can't leave my room
>overwhelming anxiety that my doc refuses to treat (she thinks I'll have some adverse reaction to benzos)
>get hallucinations almost every night
>can't talk to people except for online and I feel completely alone
>keep getting addicted to kratom and research chemicals that I buy off the internet because I can't find any connections and I'm too scared to use the dark web
>feel completely empty and can't ever sleep
Guys, I think I'm turning into an alcoholic. I haven't drunk alcohol in two days and my hands are shaking uncontrollably and my heart hurts. I feel like I'm going to puke.
Please help, what should I do? I really don't want to end up like pic related.
Obviously you need to seek professional help to detox if you're getting delerium tremens.
I wouldn't go cold turkey
if you dont go see a professional about it, the only thing i can theorize is weening off
do you think you have the strength to drink one beer to stop the shakes but not any more to get drunk?
>>24927447
How fucking much are you drinking? I've drank a fifth of a handle every day for 5 months and felt nothing when I stopped for a week.
Good morning, wagekek.
Enjoy your two days of freedom.
>>24927368
Tfw haven't slept at but I ain't got a job so it's all good senpai
I will never work as wagekeks involuntarily pay for my existence.
>>24927454
The important word there is involuntary.
If I had the choice I'd rather give me tax money to Africa, and you subway munchers can starve
>should I cut my hair short, anon?
I seriously hope you wouldn't recommend this.
Short-haired women hate thread.
>long hair
What's it like to have such bland, boring taste?
>>24927316
consider this purely hypothetical situation
>you finally get a gf
>she doesn't have long gorgeous hair that you can play with
literally what's the point then?
can we hate short-haired girls pls
realistically speaking?
Not that many more than already kill themselves.
I think when you get to the point where you actually need to die, the pain isn't as much of a deterrent as most people think. It would be nice to just be injected with something and fall asleep forever vs hanging from my door
What the fuck difference would it make if it were legal? Do they throw people's corpses in jail for killing themselves?
>>24927350
No, but they throw you in a psych ward if you attempt it and fail.
who /lowempathy/ here?
>>24927218
I eat kratom every two hours everyday which raises my dopamine levels to the point where I'm rarely sad or anxious, this lowers my ability to fully empathize with sadness.
>>24927218
Reporting in. Yo.
who /lowanything/ here?
>this is a 10/10 on /r9k/
>>24927199
No it isnt.
Origami postman pat.
She looks fine
if she had a different face and body, she would be pretty hot
Is this what empowerment looks like? This is what feminists want, isn't it? For women to be able to catch fat loads with zero repercussions? To be FUCKING WHORES without being called FUCKING WHORES?
FUCK YOU!!
>>24927167
Yep.
>3rd Wave Feminism is the downfall of western society.
Muslims will finish off what's left.
>>24927167
I need a thicker cock. Mine is so fucking disappointing.
Look at her face.
Positively zero shame.
>sun comes up
>time for bed cause fuck this gay earth
Who else here /nightowl/?
>>24927097
Yeah.
I even go through periods of staying up until 12 or 1 (p.m.) and sleeping until 10 at night.
>god damn the sun
>god damn the sun
>god damn the light it shines
>and this world it shows
>>24927114
I can't focus or think for shit during daylight hours, so that's part of it.
If I wake up during the day I just feel bored.
>tfw you missed out on living your life
>tfw you missed out on living someone else's life while wearing their skin
>tfw you wasted the best years of your life on 4chan
>>24927000
How would you explain this image to someone who has never been on 4chan?
>circumstantial evidence is strong
>shills acting as witnesses will testify against you
How do you react?
Kill myself and make it look like a murder and hint that the people who are accusing me of this rape did it.
Budd Dwyer that shit up son
I'll die an innocent man
>>24926843
probably a variation of this
Isn't it simply astonishing how quickly time passes?
Enjoy your last few hours of weekend wagekek.
>Isn't it simply astonishing how quickly time passes?
yeah, before you know it you'll be 30 and still a pathetic worthless NEET with literally 0 prospects
tick tock
>>24926796
FUCK OFF YOU VILE PARASITE I STOCK SHELVES FOR YOUR ASS YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>24926812
Joke is on you. I'm 32 years old already.
Enjoying my delicious and nutricious by professional sandwich artist handcrafted daily subway sandwich as we speak.
>hear loud bangs out in the kitchen
>think its a cat
>go out there saying "who the fuck..."
>realize it wasn't a cat
>horrified I turn my head
>look at the mousetrap
>a portion of my sink is covering up the gore
>all I see is a metal bracket with a mouses body attached to it literally flailing in the air up and down up and down
Oh my god :'( I'm so fucking sorry Mr mouse I'm so fucking sorry :'( why the fuck does this world have to be so cruel. I've never seen any living thing flail around like that with its head cut off oh my fucking god :'(
WHY?!?! I'm literally not even going back out to the kitchen to turn the lights off that's so fucked up.
>>24926795
post pics plz
gore makes my dick hard ;)
what the fuck wasn't it you who put this trap there anon?
>>24926878
No my mum did it
If it was me I'd by ttraps that just trap them indie a small space and let them out outside
Life status thread, write your:
1. age
2. job
3. number of friends
4. number of times had sex
5. mood
6. recent thoughts about life
>>24926759
1. 19
2.unemployed recently
3. 10
4. 0
5. Lol what else is there to feel
6. Never gave a shit whether I die or not. We all die someday
>>24926759
1. 19
2. student
3. 0
4. 0
5. depressed and anxious and numb
6. in order to an hero i will climb onto a high building with 2 big bottles of jack daniels, tons of sleeping pills, i will consume all of this and wait by the edge, if i fall asleep i will try to fall asleep falling off the edge, if possible (but its not) i will find a gun, if the gun doesn't do it then the falling would
also thinking about suicide lowers my anxiety levels because i end up thinking "well, i could just kill myself" and i feel more in control
> 21
> neet
> maybe 3 close ones and 20 guys i meet from time to time
> i think 3 times but i have a gf now
> 7
> how much i hate disgusting foreigners
>walking with my crush
>tell her i really like her
>she stop walking and stares at me
>i stop too and stare back
>she leaps towards me and hugs
>hugs back
>feelsodamngood.jpg
>keep walking holding her hand
>mfw when i woke up
>mfw when i'll never have something like this in my entire life
>mfw when heroing comes stronger day by day
those are some bad feels
at least you get to live a sort of second life and experience things that way. i haven't had a dream in years.
>>24926692
I know a similar feel pham
>meet an amazing gril for first time
>no effort needed to enjoy each other
>its just easy
>we cuddle and kiss
>feel an intense warmth in heart
>mfw I woke up
>mfw she is not even part of my reality
>mfw I fell in love with a thought
