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how are you ausbots doing this saturday night?
Yeah, nah, pretty fucking alright but.
Have to get some more anti-psychotic and anti-depressants from my psychiatrist on Monday, might go get stoned with the boys tomorrow.
35+ all next week, its starting to warm up cunt.
just finished work and im on the bundy rum dark and stormies, good shit.
I'm an New Zealand bot, does that count?
>tfw being a blackbot
>tfw seen as a filthy thief in every country in world because blacks are perceived to have higher crime rates
Why live?
>>24926621
>perceived to have higher crime rates
Plenty of countries don't even care that much.
>>24926621
>perceived
Yea nah mate, facts aren't "perceived"
>>24926621
>perceived to have higher crime rates
>perceived
Since /lgbt/ are full of trannies and flamboyant fags, who here is a /lgb/ robot?
Why do you have this pic OP?
Fuck off back to your containment board.
>>24926596
I hate /lgbt/ but I hate people that want /lgbt/ threads outside of /lgbt/ even more. I'm gay and I don't see anything to discuss in a thread about being a faggot. I just am. Nothing to really talk about.
Why the fuck are French people so fucking yellow feverish toward's Asians like Jesus Christ.
>Why are white males
>>24926534
>those are the only countries that attract me xD
funny shit
I've met some French people in South East Asia, none of them liked the culture really. If there was a french restaurant, all the french people go just there. Also they are very bad at foreign languages. I never met a single french person who speaks decent english. Cannot imagine Korean.
I guess if it's an IT guy like in the OP, he watches anime, maybe JAV and suddenly is interested in Japanese or Korean culture (because he thinks it is the same but he is a special snowflake if he likes South Korea more than Japan).
>>24927239
Naw he's just a yellow fever fag
>my daughter has a hole specifically designed to pleasure dicks
how do i deal with this feel?
Sow it up.
Well, what's stopping you from using it?
>>24926535
>sow
>>24926524
You could always come and watch it pleasure me and see the joy it brings to the world. I love kooming deep into your daughter's manpassage.
How are you feeling right now?
/vent/ thread.
>woke up yesterday with a fairly loud ringing in my left ear
>gets worse with certain sounds
>halfway through the day it sort of goes away, but certain sounds will bring it back out for a bit
>tell my mom about it and that I might need to go to the doctors
>woke up this morning
>still there but not that bad
>mention it to my mom again
>right now
>moms drunk
>blasting music from a speaker system literally 2 feet from my bedroom door
>ear is ringing like all hell
>getting a really bad headache
>go out to get a drink
>she's by the fridge
>starts clapping along with the music
>ringing gets really loud with each clap
>headaches getting worse
>left eye is watering for no reason
>even with my door closed the bass and high treble still travel through into my room
>each time there's a peak in either the ringing gets worse
>now sitting here with white noise playing through my headphones with a teary left eye and a throbbing headache
WHY!? I told you about it like maybe four times over two days, you've asked me about it multiple times, there's another fucking speaker system you can use that's also better than the one you're using now, but you choose to use the one outside my fucking door. I don't understand.
>>24926447
give me a hug anon
>today (or yesterday but it's still today with my fucked up sleep schedule)
>roommate brings over girl
>i'm getting ready to go to the store
>about to get off computer
>hear girl he brought over say in typical vapid bitch voice "he's the weird one, right?!" obviously talking about me
>roommate knows i'm here and might be able to hear them so he doesn't completely throw me under the bus
>says "yeah, sort of"
>know he probably would've trashed me if i wasn't home
One of the many reasons I don't try anymore
>they turned the music up
>turn the white noise up a bit
>start to playLoL
>game goes like absolute crap but I could still carry it
>internet disconnects
>reset the router a few times but it wont reconnect
>come back and the games over
This made me a lot more sad than it should have.
>>24926556
I think I need one..
>>24926568
That's really brutal anon, I'm sorry.
My mom was telling me just 5 seconds ago to never go walking around at night, 'cause it's 4 am right now. She said ESPECIALLY not at 4 am, and then she brought up themissing/murdered Native women of Canadaand asked if I knew about them, I said duh. I didn't even know it was a bad idea for me to be walking around at night, is it true? I've done that before, but now I am scared. I will never leave the house again.
>>24926374
Really depends on your area.
Some places are safer to walk at night than others.
>>24926374
I regularly take stoned walks between 12-5 am, but then again, my area isn't particularly a den of sin, so your mileage may vary.
>>24926388
Yeah I'm from a pretty dangerous city, people around here like to joke that it's the most "crime riddle city" in Canada for it's size or something, but I've been outside at this hour quite a few times and many of them were alone, I was usually a bit scared walking down dark streets but there's hardly anybody out at these hours, if I screamed someone in their house would surely hear me? Although there is the bystander effect.... but it hasn't happened to me yet? Idk I still feel like I wanna do it but maybe I should take a weapon or a person with me, I don't even have a cellphone haha.
how many people you trust in this world
who /lonewolf/ here
I'm working at severing all my ties. Currently I only talk to my family and a couple of my childhood friends.
And I plan on killing myself asap thbafm so really that takes care of the rest right there!!
I trust 0. Unfortunately I am a NEET so I live with my family. If I had the money, I would leave and never speak to any of them ever again. I've cut ties with all friends so they are at 0. I'm working on the money...
Every time I've ever trusted anyone it has proven to be a terrible mistake. I have one friend left who still texts me and I ignore the texts. I'm too anxious to even read them.
The average male and female face
If you look worse than this congrats, you are considered ugly by all of the "normal" people and they can all do better!
That's not how it works you dumb shit. Kill yourself.
>average
>white
nice dehumanizing of POCs you eurocentric shitlord
I have a case of mild ugliness, and I've learned to accept it. I can get a mate, just not that super qt you are infatuated with. Have to lower your expectations to something more realistic.
>have a big dick (8.25x6.125)
>go to r/smalldickproblems
>Laugh at the dicklets on suicide watch
Is this what normies feel like reading this board. No wonder they stay here. The feeling of superiority is amazing.
>>24926343
A lot of women these days claim their vaginas are pretty much numb and all the pleasure comes from the clitoris.
If that were actually true then it seems like a big penis is functionally no better than a small one.
>8.25x6.125
>This is what 6 inchers think they are
>>24926379
It's visually impressive when you pull it out, at least. My ex loved sucking my dick, she said it was the first one she gagged on in a long time. That was one hell of a piece of validation. I'm happy with my pee pee.
How do I lose 20kg (45 pounds ca.) in 6 months? I want to have sex with a hooker this summer but I don't want her to have sex with a fatty like I am at the moment.
>>24926213
Stop eating like a fat shit.
No seriously, just find out your maintenance calories for your bodytype and eat 500-800 less than that. Your goal is to lose about 2 pounds a week which is perfectly doable assuming you are quite fat at the moment.
>>24926260
>just find out your maintenance calories
how?
>OP is afraid to be judged by someone he's paying to have sex with him
wew lad that's pretty pathetic
>friend invites me over
>I buy alcohol on the way
>I say I brought some alcohol
>"I guess we'll have to drink then."
>we drink a few shots
>"Now let's drink more, Anon."
>we drink more and more
>he keeps bringing me back into his kitchen to drink more shots
>750 ML bottle of rum is consumed by the two of us
>he brings out his weed and we smoke a bunch
>"Okay Anon you have to go home now."
>I'm surprised because I thought he was going to let me sleep on his couch
>"But I'm drunk."
>"No you're sober enough to drive, you have to go."
>I ask if I can have an hour to sober up
>he refuses and tells me to get out
>we argue a bunch
>I grab the empty bottle and smash it on his dresser
>spit on his floor and leave the apartment
>drive home drunk at midnight on ice
Yeah I'm just going to not drink or have friends anymore.
He fucking smoked you out, lucky fag. Not his fault you're a little bitch. He should get a cooler friend.
>>24926189
What a fucking piece of shit. I remember once I had a friend who asked if he could take 2 tabs of my acid while I tripped on mushrooms for the first time. The mushrooms made me feel sick as fuck but he wouldn't let me lie down because "I'd fall asleep and waste the trip" even though I told him I felt like throwing up and needed to not sit up for a while. He kept pushing me around and it soon became apparent that he just wanted some entertainment while he tripped and didn't really give a shit about me.
Fuck em man.
Your friend sounds like a stone cold asshole. Pressuring you to get hella drunk and then forcing you to drive home? If he knew you were gonna be driving home shortly, he shouldn't have convinced you to keep drinking. Driving drunk is fuckin dangerous, even more so with weed and ice in the mix. I'd have smashed the bottle over his head not his dresser tbqh
How do I go about getting a job? I'm a NEET who has never worked/volunteered anywhere before. I feel like I'd rather be a wagekuck than someone who idly sits around wasting his life on a shitty fucking image board.
>>24926100
What are you good at? Any sort of experience you can offer to an employer? How old are you?
>>24926117
Pretty much no skills besides basic computer stuff and typing.
No.
20.
>>24926100
go to a temp agency, explain the situation and they will place you somewhere shitty. put up with it for 6 months and trade up for something better
GF feels thread?
GF feels thread.
>when her head rests in your armpits and she says "I love the way you smell"
>when she plays with your armpit hair while kissing
Actually she might have an armpit fetish now I think about it. Still adorable.
>when she pouts because you tease her
>when her mother finally starts to trust you
>when she kisses you out of the blue because she just felt like letting me know she loves me
>when you watch her play your favourite video games laughing about how bad she is but she gets better and starts playing more vidya in her own time
>when you're cuddling together and playing Smash and then she wraps her arms around your face so that she wins
>when you're cuddling together and playing Smash and then she takes her top and bra off so that she wins.
>when she's on her period and doesn't feel like doing much so she just lies on your lap while you watch shitty anime, eating chocolate and talking about history, philosophy and psychology
>when she tricks you into kissing her after she's given you a blowjob and she still has your cum in her mouth and then she giggles like a sweetheart but it actually wasn't that bad
>when her moans fill the room and her thighs lock around your hips instinctively stopping you from pulling out even if you wanted to
>when she punches me in the stomach and tells me shut the fuck up
>>24926434
Can't say I've ever had that happen senpai.
>>24926446
It's a my fetish desu, never thought I'd find someone like her.
How fucked are you financially?
>"over 50% of Millennials have less than $1,000 in savings"
http://howmuch.net/articles/how-much-millennials-have-saved-up
How the fuck are we supposed to afford anything on top of
>student loan debts
>rent/mortgage
>car insurance
>health insurance
>auto loans
>gas
>food
>taxe
>cable, internet, phone, electric, gas, water
tfw im broke as fuck and dad goes on rants about how "this generation is lazy" and doesn't understand why I have no intentions of moving out anytime soon
>>24925969
I have $40,000 in savings. But sadly I am a NEET.
>>24925988
That just sounds like you're retired.
$10,000 in savings and $20,000 saved by my mother for my tuition.
