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How does one go about ending suffering? Relieving it? One could become a doctor and help the sick but there would still be violence. Do we have to become more intelligent(perhaps genetic or technological enhancement?)
Even then there is still existential dread. Anyone care to add any thoughts?

Gonna dump sad stuff too feel free to join in
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>>24921336

The world's suffering isn't your own suffering. Don't make the mistake of thinking that because some kids in Africa are getting butchered that you can't find happiness in your own life.
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>>24921336
>existential dread
u wot m8
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>>24921365
I know that. I don't much care about my own suffering rather than how to "solve" the problem ja feel?

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>http://uk.businessinsider.com/mathematical-principle-reveals-how-to-get-what-you-want-2015-6

If this was a 1950s-style dating scenario in which the boys approached the girls, each boy would hit on his top-choice girl, Fry says. If a girl has multiple offers, she would choose the boy she preferred most, and if a boy were rejected, he would approach his second-choice girl.

The result is pretty great for the boys. Each gets his first- or second-choice partner, and there is no way the boys could improve, because their top choices have said yes or already rejected them.

The girls fare relatively worse, however, having paired up with their second- or third-choice partners.
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>every man will have the best partner available to him.
>every woman will end up with the least bad of all the men who approach her.
That poor woman! She had to SETTLE with the "least bad" applicant, whereas those damn men ended up with their "top available" woman.

But.. wait a second. How many men approached that woman? And how many women did that man approach? Her little 5-person circle with bot-like creatures who can access the entire market and have no negative feelings in response to rejections is hardly representative of how the world works.

I like the hiring manager analogy so I'll describe my point through that.

Hiring managers receive, sometimes, upwards of thousands of applications for a given spot. Their side of interaction in pairing is rejecting other applicants and screening. Whereas, job seekers cannot feasibly send thousands of applications unless they take a scattergun copypasta application method which has no possibility of success given that employers require you to tailor-make your application to them. After all, by having another 999 applicants, the only way to get the job is to be better than the other 999, which requires a lot of time and effort. And if you get rejected, then you have wasted all that effort and have taken a shot to your confidence which will deter you from making future applications.

Who really fares better? The applicant (man) receives his "top available" employer (woman). But if he only send in 20 applications and gets no job, then he has wasted a lot of time, feels horrible, and ends up with nothing. Meanwhile, all the hiring managers (women) have to do to get their employee (man) is to accept one of the applicants. They are GUARANTEED to get someone, even though that may not mean they get the top man in the universe.
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Here's a much better way of phrasing my point
>>24921680

Please respond, even if its just a "wew lad".

This took me a while
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It's just regular neoliberal capitalism, the owners of capital have unlimited choices and always win, the precariat has nothing and will always be fucked. I don't know what else there is to say about it.

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Who neet here?

How did you become a neet?

How is your neet lifestyle?

Etc.

Tell us all about it.
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NEET here

Dropped out of Highschool because I couldn't deal with social interaction. I love the NEET life, wouldn't trade it for anything

Probably going to have to become homeless soon. I have a sizable amount of money in the bank, but I have no idea of how to manage a hobo life.
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dropped out of high school... well, more like I finished all of high school but didn't get my diploma because I flunked 2 classes and if I had to spend another second at that school watching my ex-gf get fucked by some other dude and hearing about it every day i would have an hero'd

Left school, fell for another girl while jacking off taking one class at community college. She ended up rejecting me and I sperged out and abandoned her twice. Spent most of that year playing minecraft. Attempted suicide once but no one found out.

When I turned 19 I did fuck all until I was 20. Now I am 21 and I have done two semester of CC but have only taken like 6 classes total so far and not gotten anywhere near a major. Still cannot drive. Still have not even kissed a girl in my entire life. I spend my days obsessing over RPG design, writing a giant novel, and working on other projects. And playing vidya as well.
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Becoming NEET is easy when you have doting, enabling, parents.
I had personally had enough of normalshits and getting a feminist liberalshit women professor at college was the last straw for me.
Packed my shit and went home to hide in my room.

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So is it considered an autistic/weird thing if you watch cartoons? I'm 23 now and love watching Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, South Park, Bojack Horseman, Star vs The Forces of Evil, etc.

Basically I love cartoons and have been watching them my whole life. Is it considered babyish to watch cartoons? Am I a manchild?
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Its not autistic to watch them, everyone has a guilty pleasure. Just don't go off talking about how much you like a show, it makes you look like a faggot.
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It's only autistic if you watch Steven Universe and MLP
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yeah, it kind of is. Just hide your powerlevel

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34 days into no porn/no fap and I'm sick of it. Dick hasn't returned to normal and still no erections. I'm feeling like I want to open so porn and see if my dick can at least respond, or is that detrimental to any progress made?
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>>24921207
I did this and ended up fapping
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>>24921291
Did you return completely to normal or did you employ an occasional fap habit after that?
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>>24921384
>employ an occasional fap habit after that?
yes
fapping twice a day

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>lots of friends
>okay family
>not so poor
>still a kissless virgin
feels bad man

pic related
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>>24921120

kek. r u serious you're that model dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqjdvytuwFY
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I'll kiss you if you want to be in a serious commited relationship with me. I'll be your gf. I don't look like model material though. I am trying. If you pay for me to get breast implants and an ass job, I will do it.
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>>24921141
there is a possibility

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>started new job at convenience store
>coworker is tiny korean girl with a pixie cut
>pretty much forced to talk because there are barely any customers
>after a bit I found out she's actually really fucking cool and has amazing taste in vidya
>her favorite game is DMC3
>her idea of a good date is literally staying at home and playing some mario kart
>pretty much a dream girlfriend
>mfw I don't have yellow fever

How the fuck do I fix this?
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>>24920866
>admit you need water
>no longer dry
Fixed.
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You don't need to have some kind of strange fetish to date someone
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>>24920896

But I don't want to date someone I'm not attracted to. That's just a relationship waiting to fail.

I just don't understand why I'm not attracted to asians. Its like a fucking curse, the universe gave me the most amazing girl I've ever met but I can't even get hard to her.

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What do fembots think about when a Stacey is near them?
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My internal monologue is some thing like this

>whorewhorewhorewhorewhore
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>>24920853
i'm usually annoyed because she's usually talking about something meaningless as if it matters. same applies to most guys as well, but with guys i'm not annoyed with myself because i don't want to fuck them anyways
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>>24920853
fembots don't exist

This isn't an original comment because it's been said thousands of times before in different ways

Women will never and are never able to be lonely.

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Who /sociallyretarded/ here?
I honestly can't talk to people offline, its so bad im afraid to order food by phone.
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this is a shitty thread i just wanted to say thanks for the pepe
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What's your name, kid?
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>>24920843
>tfw you're slowly fucking up your conversational skills even online

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ITT things in games that gave you PTSD.
>surgical precision not to lose rings during level
>reach the end and try not to miss big ring
(Special stage, cue music)
>jesus no
>LSD background
>no control
>fall into fail zone
>see fat fuck juggling emeralds
>turn off Sega

Stories?
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This fat fuck. Just give me the damn heart container.
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>be azure dreams
>have kid out on the bloom floors
>bloom confuses kid
>kid is strong enough to one shot the top floors stuff
>no chance at all to survive
>get punched in the mouth and lose all my good stuff
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Single handily destroyed racing games for me

First time on /r9k/ I thought you all hated women with a burning passion but there's nothing really like that here? Show me the worst of /r9k/ faggots
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You reek of /b/.

Leave
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>>24920874
I'm actually from /lgbt/ faggot
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>>24920835
Does your name start with L?

Post all reasons why you hate redditors.

>They ruin my favourite boards
>They are liberal left wing fucktards
>Nothing good about them
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I despise the fact that they literally have a
>LE SUBREDDITTT
about 4chan. Every time I see one here I tell them to fuck off.
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>they want some fucker whose going to die in 3 years to win
>you have to spam the monthly meme to be in
>cant go into the sports subleddits because /asp/ is a dead board
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>>24920739
They think they have the right to comment on rekt threads all sad. REEEEEEEEEEEE
Also funny pic OP.

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Going to doc and getting prescribed anxiety meds tomorrow. What should I hope to get? What helped you robots the most?
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Xaaaanax. It goes well with Quasimoto as well.
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>>24920695

Be careful, OP. Don't assume that just because the drugs come from a pharmacy that they're safe.

http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/drug-side-effects/generic-drug-problems/
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bump

0785

One day you might just get keked by a dog. Apparently this whore is justifying bestiality with dogs. Betas can't even compete anymore.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
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>>24920611
Would rather get keked by a dog desu.
I can at least shoot the dog and not go to jail.
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>>24920611
>This whore

Apparently she got arrested for tricking random men to smell her vagina. Dad is apprently a deacon preacher too
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>>24920771
Seems her dog wasn't enought for her anyway doesn't it?
I would hit it anyway.

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>look who came out of his cave!
>what are you doing here, anon?
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I've come to kill you normie.
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>open up jacket lined with explosives and rush towards the center of the crowd while screaming allah ackbar
>have the last laugh
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>>24920628

Now you understand ISIS

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