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R9K WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHY DID I GO TO THIS PARTY WHAT THE FUCK
Pic related the bathroom
>>24916890
The house party has stalls in their bathroom?
>>24916915
Not a house party, it's a school party, picture related could serve as a time stamp I guess
Is this the Christmas party from the thread earlier?
Go get Drunk/High then report back with sum pics of qts you Ultra-Autist.
who /asmr/ here?
who do you guys like listen to?
what vids are your favorites?
>>24916888
Me, Senpai. Nice trips, by the way.
I like this one a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xa0t-DkzwI
>>24916956
Listening to this, its pretty nice. And thanks for the check (em).
>>24917226
What are some of your favorite ASMR videos?
What's your hobby /r9k/?
Why don't you have one yet?
Pic related, i draw.
>pic related, i draw
not very well I see
>>24916822
It's fun and I like doing it. What about you?
>Why don't you have one yet?
How the fuck do I find one.
How can I get a qt black gf?
Thanks in advance.
>>24916709
Non-nigger black guys already have it rough, stick to your own race.
>>24916709
u cant
ur welcome
>>24916735
you'd be happier as a slave you know
>tfw no August Ames to pamper and hold me on a friday night.
It's like she was built in a lab to take cocks
>>24916764
She's very soothing indeed...
>>24917197
wahhhhhh that penis looks disgusting
So i'm not a racist but i would never date a nigger or a mudslime even if they put a bullet to my head. Apparently this is racist. What do you think /r9k/?
If anyone calls you a racist, simply imply that they are the racist since they're so concerned with race. It's worked everytime.
>>24916548
you're not on reddit OP, no one gives a fuck if you're racist here
>>24916626
I asked this question on reddit. Most people said im racist and downvoted T_T
NEET brethren, what's your age?
Two and a half decades.
>>24916533
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
>>24916533
39, 40 in February lol
Goodnight robots. Thanks to you I have someone to talk about silly things and have fun.
I l-o-v-e you, and I hope that everyone of you may have sweet dreams tonight.
See you tomorrow too.
>>24916523
See ya later alligator
>>24916523
night night op. dont let the bud bugs bite
night, matey
night anons.
xxxxxxxx
>be in college
>finals week
>have my pencil and calculator prepared for surprise finals
>sit down to eat dinner, it's sushi
>finals van rolls up and a bunch of swat guys jump out
>raid the sushi place, fewer casualties than expected
>give me my final
>it's calculus
>feel good because I studied
>finish my work early
>have to go hand it in
>run for the door, swat guys shooting at me
>door's locked, can't exit
>luckily a stray bullet misses me and hits the door
>kick out the glass
>some kind of human-like lizard creatures crawl out of the manholes and chase me
>trying to get my final
>luckily I had a fake final with me for this exact occurrence
>throw the fake final behind me, they take it and immediately burst into flames because it was fake
>get past the helicopters and snipers trying to stop me from handing in my final
>climb up the rope to my professor's office, there's a line
>every so often a student is pulled aside and executed
>been waiting in line for three days, a few hours since the last execution
>get nervous as I near the front of the line
>girl tries to cut in front of me, gets shot
>finally get into professor's office
>hand in my final
>got a B, not bad
So how are your finals going?
>walk into class
>first final of the semester
>it's psych
>sit down and realize i haven't studied
>oh shit
>professor gives me the final
>i'm sweating tuition money
>anxiously bubbling in answers
>i look over and see the girl next to me breezing through the test
>i slowly inch myself closer to her
>i take a quick peek at her scantron
>the professor notices
>oh shit again
>he walks up to me, snatches my exam away and dismisses me
>one whole semester of work and money down the toilet
>i walk out of the classroom frustrated as all hell
>i wake up
>i'm not even in college
>>24916466
Good need 1 more paper. 7.5 pages and im 2 pages in now. Its due in 5 days i might not even make it..
>>24916466
Your fault for not having anti-lizard spray
THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA DO IT THIS TIME. I FUCKING SWEAR. GOODBYE Y'ALL
>>24916437
I'm gonna miss you, man.
But before you go... I found these pretty flowers and I wanted you to see them.
l Iove you, OP.
Anon please don't leave us.
We need you.
I miss you anna
I'm thinking about you
just in case you read this
That's a cute picture. I almost recognize her.
How have you been J?
>>24917000
Wow how do you always know it's me
>>24916376
noooo wrong baaaaaaaanal cuntssssss
If you think about it going back in time and ruling over a kingdom or empire would be really cool.
People back then were manlets/manwomanlets and the women most likely had smaller and tighter vaginas.
If you got past the lack of hygiene and the diseases I think it would be cool to be Chad the Emperor.
>>24916358
Until barbarians or another powerfull empire came to raid the fuck out of you
Or a plague kill half your population
Also
>having sex with dirty peasent woman and disgusting noble bitchies
>>24916358
Is this the small penis humiliation thread? Someone mock my six inches.
>>24916358
fixed that for you, f-a-m
WHYY ARE YOU HERE?
because nothing good ever happened in my life
Im in vacation from university resting at home
Come here for the lulz
Funny how people with all the resources to be succesful let it all get to waste, any murican can get a sucesfull job here in south america even with the most shitty degree
No joke, people here overvaluate american/european degrees (and they're right, I would love to go to study my career in the MIT or some place like that)
>>24916512
Are you implying that countries that can barely rub rocks together overvalue a degree from MIT one of the foremost technical institutions on the planet.
Yes overvaluing the best degree ever
Who /homeless/ here? Neets who live with ma and pa are the real normalfags.
Currently crashing in a tent behind a trailer park in florida,piggy backing on some wifi, smoking clippers and drinking hurricane.
Shelterfags need not reply
Go to a city are you dumb?
>>24916252
enjoy being gangraped by hobos and crackas fukboi
>>24916252
>dat cranford
get off this board now, you are way too cool. Seriously, run.
Also, I've been homeless, but never really because I always had a good hometown to live in, house or no. I'd always wind up back there. I guess I was a hobo then. Travel, work on farms, move around, after a few years go back where I came and catch up with senpai. Now I have a kid though, so I stay put
>wagekeks wagekeks wagekeks
You mean...
U mad
>make 10.75 at tech support
>hang out with friend all night playing games
>answer a call every 20-30 minutes
>on my off time I buy used electronics and fix them and sell them
>use my time at work to fill my orders and make purchases
>making money while making money
>10.75
What currency? If you mean Euro or Pounds that's probably pretty good but if you mean $10.75 you are a supreme cluck. Minimum wage in my country last time I checked was $11.
>>24916247
> work at a big tech company as SE
> make 180K a year
u mad?
>>24916388
Never mind I looked up the exchange rates. It's still isn't much even if it's pounds. Sorry m8 but you're C U C K E D.
