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>Hey, it's me, we met at the New Year's party a year ago! You were pretty drunk, maybe you don't even remember me, but here we are!
Wrong door lady, i have never been in party.
>>24911585
I live with my parents.
Bye bye. All the best!
>>24911585
I slept through the last New Year's eve, so that couldn't have happened.
Be honest, would you be her girlfriend?
>masculine girl
Nah I'm not gay
She wouldn't be your girlfriend.
>>24911405
That's a good pupper
Would pup/per
have you ever seen a girl without makeup?
I know this one irish grill (I live in canada) who regularly comes in without one
I thought she was sick at first
>>24911398
1st gf was very anal about this.
Took me time to understand why I could never sleep over.
Then when it happened, she didn't say good morning, no morning sex. She handed me something to eat through the door.
My ex gf didn't wear much makeup at all. She took 2-3 minutes max each morning to put it on, if she did at all. She looked just fine without any.
ITT: the "I'm voting for Donald Trump" starter pack
>>24911200
A little bit of this my friend
>>24911200
"Im voting for Bernie Sanders" starter pack
I wish you could make textless posts
Why are girls so pretty and cute?
>literally hairless apes
Humans of any kind are not "pretty and cute" We're the ape equivalent to naked mole rats
>>24911108
What do you mean? Pic related. She's so cute.
>>24911075
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Mark Twain.
>He actually believes people can "improve themselves "
>>24911064
Have you ever tried?
You start off with basic everyday habits. Diet, Hygiene, Sleep cycle, etc. The rest comes later if you want to change your mindset and all that stuff.
>>24911125
>He thinks conforming is improving.
Good goy
>have brown eyes
It was never meant to be
It was over before it began
Why do Asian girls look identical to anime characters?
>>24911011
>Baja Blast
sauce?
I don't know, maybe it's because they base anime characters on the human anatomy, and anime is Japanese, so Japanese girls would look similar to anime girls.
Such a shocking conclusion!
Anime characters aren't based on real people.
Just broke up with my Chinese gf after finding out she dated a white guy. Did the same to a black girl I dated a year ago.
The things whites do to women they fuck would make you shiver. Things that effectively make her worthless afterwards. Many of the culprits are among you on this board. Look around.
Pro-tipz:
- Never make out with a woman and never even touch her if she was with a pigskin
- You gotta ask plenty of probing questions and make sure she isnt trash
- If she's been with a white guy likely a used up slut, and will cheat on you for a white man at a moment's notice
- Never make white friends, as you stand a higher chance of this happening
- If a girl has dyed hair or wears shit clothes, avoid
- If she's white, avoid
- If she has short hair, avoid
- If she's too shy, avoid. Normal, socially active girls are less likely to be sluts
That's all for now
>>24910593
>Just broke up with my Chinese gf after finding out she dated a white guy
Wow, what waste
Great goin fag
>>24910593
Pretty much All Asians outside of Asia have dated white guys m8
>>24910641
then they're all trash huh? Should add that to my list
Shit guys I think the FBI is watching this board today. We have to be on our best behavior, everyone act natural.
my dad works for the NSA
he might see this post
Hi dad
Did somebody threaten a mass shooting or post pictures of nekkid kidz again?
>>24910538
Just more green frogs today as usual, FBI-san, don't take any notice of it!
Eggman goes full wageslave. Someone find his Gofundme so /r9k/ can show him we still love him.
>>24910536
fuck off eggman get lost I'm not paying your bills
>he didn't sue CNN for slander
>>24910536
Whats his snapchat?
Fuckrobotbloxdidntknowtheyputitbackin
So you think being a white robot is bad?
Try being me....a black lesbian. Just fuck my shit up Pham.
Well I'm a bisexual black female, and most people think we "Do it for attention" or some shit like that. ffs
>>24910447
I'll be your gf RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I love me a nigress.
>>24910552
Are you a legit girl or a transgender?ive been fooled before and I'm not going down that road again
It's funny when women think the wage gap exists
>moot not handing the janitor a hot pocket
I am dissapoint
>>24910494
No the janitor gets hot pockets from his mom, since he lives in her basement
>>24910436
>a job where you move a stack of paper from one side of the table to the other
that's called doing someone a quick favor
>have an amazoness fetish
>6ft6
>too tall to ever find a girl taller than me
what is even the purpose of inhaling oxygen
>6'6''
Wow life must be really hard for you
Get the fuck off this board you normie waste of existence
saged
I'm 5'6" and my only GF was 6'1"
It got me so fucking hard when she would tease me. I'd be doing the dishes or something and she'd just come up behind me and grab me and press me against the wall with her body. A confident assertive tall woman is the best.
You need this chick
But she's already engaged
Do girls really want a "funny" guy?
Lol what is this gif from. I've seen it before
>>24910194
Girls think when you're funny that you really love life and are content. Do with that what you will.
>"hmm idk Stacey I don't think he wants a gf, he doesn't seem like he needs one..."
>>24910194
Because you're entertaining. Who wants to be around a boring person without a sense of humor?
Hey /r9k/ it's time for a fun game!
Message a non-related girl in your life "I have condoms"
and nothing else
and post responses here
how would i be able to message one, you fucking normie?
>>24910183
>Non-related girl in your life
Get out.
i don't know any girl, what do OP chan? and I don't have social media
