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Why cant you all just accept that you are incompatible with girls? Move on to something else, there are alternatives to the primitive exchange of bodily fluids, which are just as satisfying.
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>>24905469
You are a machine built to create more machines. If you can't do that, you are defective and should be destroyed.
>>24905469
I have tried, many times. I hate them, i tried going gay by fapping only to trap and gay porn but ultimately, when i am around cute girls i just want to touch their hands, lick their faces, squeeze their cute bodies and cum in all of their holes, then just cuddle them until i fall asleep.
>KOTOR came out in 2003
>tfw can't interact with normies because I'm too intellectual and they don't understand half of what I say
>>24905443
what are your favourite books?
>>24905443
Hey, you dropped something
>>24905443
>NEET thinks that having primary education is somehow impressive
What happened to those threads where robots said they'd club together and buy an island to turn into a NEET paradise?
>>24905422
They ended in disappointment
>>24905422
Oh hi, we already moved there ages ago.
It's pretty nice here.
>Island neet paradise
It's called Puerto rico
No one works and the girls don't care
who here /cantcumduringsex/? it's the fucking worst
PIV, blowjobs, handjobs, footjobs, all just keep going until she gets tired. it's agony
>>24905346
me...
and then i get "oh im not attractive!" bullshit
Back when I dated (seven years ago) I had this problem
Honestly I'm glad for it, less reason to fuck around trying to get a girlfriend, something I'm horrible at
>>24905346
>>24905388
>>24905392
why not just post on /b/ or something
Would you want a girl friend who would never do anything sexually with you but love you unconditionally?
>>24905337
Would she let me watch her fuck other guys while I peep?
>>24905337
That's what a dog is for retard
Would she do anything sexually with other guys?
Would she love me no matter what I do, including having sex with other women?
Comfy thread
Cyberpunk, synthwave and space opera edition.
Let's forget our problems through escapism anons.
Imagine yourself in the cockpit of your cargo ship, sipping on hot cocoa while staring at the infinite void.
youtube.com/watch?v=-CvLnE4_qhU&list=PLser-ecWvlBnubkS-BY5fxdaIAG4WdhWA&index=184
youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
This is probably the most comfy album I've ever listened to
>>24905303
>>24905303
I'll help a bit OP. Do people find vaporwave comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enszfsLM-II
>>24905369
This is really good to listen to when commuting with public transport.
>>24905303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udAL48P5NJU
>need a haircut
>go to hairdresser
>"so what do you want"
>"short..... I guess?"
what do you even ask for?
I just ask them to take about half off all over, and take the sideburns back up a bit.
Comes out alright usually
>Go to hair dresser
>ask for a cut of up to 3 inches
>it grows back fast as fuck
>Now I just shave it all down in the spring or summer and have it grow back out in the winter
I just ask them to buzz the sides and back with a number 5 razor and then trim the top
Because people suck anon. It's why they do terrible things all around the world, in all sorts of different ways.
>>24905258
She liked you anon
>>24905272
True, she was a shitty person and probably taking her shitty situation at home on me. But what I want to know is, why would she do it at expense of her own social position?
>>24905258
To make her feel better about herself.
are there any anons who used to have sitting lifestyle and because of that: constant headaches, lack of motivation and vital energy, social skills worsening? did switching to active lifestyle help you? if not, what did? help
>>24905233
dubs oblige robots to respond
Yeah i decided to get a IT job in the belgian army , beside all the required PE training im actually happy
okay, but are there any anons with the issues given in the >>24905233 post?
>"You have so much to live for, anon"
>"Suicide is selfish"
Nothing worse than normmies trying to use other peoples suicidal tendencies to make them feel better about themselves
>>24905182
>"Anon, please, don't kill yourself, it's selfish, can't you see I want you alive for my own benefit?!"
>>24905223
And then they still fucking ignore you and your problems
If you wanted me alive you could at least try to fucking help me
Let's have a senior quote thread, /r9k/.
Still the best.
someone post "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind - Modern Warfare 2"
>>24905115
he's qt
tfw not qt
hey /r9k/ if you got to chose
when would you like to be born?
I wish I was born in the 40s/50s, I'd live life on easymode since I'm white.
>>24905106
>ovbious SJW Attack on white america
Get fucked kike
I'd be born after accel world level tech becomes a reality at the very least, but I'd wait even longer for Androids with AI, Space colonization, and completed immortality research.
What the actual fuck is going on in that picture
"When are you going to show us your bride"
It has started again
>>24905101
>become wizard
>dad finally gaves up
>2 years later
>he starts it again
>>24905143
Show him the superior high fairy bride you've acquired on your travels to the astral plane.
Why can't family members understand it is hard to get a gf when you're a non-white manlet?
>be a social misfit introvert
>hear /r9k/ is the place for me
>everyone here is "tfw this" and "I'm lonely that"
Am I the only one here that genuinely derives no pleasure from human interaction? I don't want a gf, I've played the normie before, hate relationships, they aren't worth it. I don't want friends. I don't feel lonely when I'm alone. I have a job and go to uni, hell I even volunteer so I suppose I'm a "wageslave normie" but if being around people doesn't net me something in return I can't stand it. Hell even when it does I simply tolerate it.
Am I really the only one who can't stand people irl?
Teach me anon
How do i stop giving a fuck?
>>24905054
>derives no pleasure from human interaction?
Is that after you've stalked them and learned their routine? or before?
Depends. I don't actively seek for a GF or friends, mostly because I don't care much, but I wouldn't say no if I managed to acquire some.
But I can't stand people either, my parents are the only people I talk to irl, and even them talk too much.
I'm not even trying to shit post, but why do so many of you hate Reddit? Is it because of the pun threads, the teen users or the useless information? Because we got the same thing going on here, only worse.
I love reddit though
It's a meme.
I hate both sites, it's just that this one is more addicting.
>>24904834
people change their opinions and pander to get votes
full of smug liberals
