Should I take a dorm room where I'll have a roommate and pay $2860 but it's closer to classes and in a dorm related to my major, or should I pay $4960 for my own bedroom with a bathroom/shower, but is farther away from classes. laundry cost is also included.
I've had roommates and they 9/10 times suck but I'm not sure if paying $2000 to be farther away from my classe is too cool. Are college showers and toilets that disgusting that it'd be worth it or what? Will I miss the college experience(tm)?
>>24902307
>those prices
What the actual fuck? I'm paying 500 for room, power, water, laundry and basic food on my dorm
Anyway, I can only talk from my experience: if you have never lived by yourself, its really hard to survive in a flat
About dorms, first stuff i can think of: college students arent teenage troglodytes, they don't shit on the shower and all that. You'll find the usual suspicious hair or urine stain but that's all. It's especially noisy,...
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>>24902639
I will say, the dorm room is in one of the upper classman buildings so i think it'd be more older people who just want to get their shit done and hang out with who they know. My grandma would shit a brick if I spent $2000 more just to get my own room with bathroom/shower, though.
>>24902689
>grandma
she's paying for everything, by the way.
>Talk to black guy at gym
>Keep saying "niggerniggernigger" inside my head and trying not to say it out loud
Anyone else keep spilling their spaghetti?
>See women with her baby outside
>Wondering what would happen if I were to pick it up and run away just for shits and giggles
Do I autism?
>>24902233
>Do I autism?
Not unless you act on it.
We all contemplate such things, anon.
>>24902233
Introversive thoughts or something like that
Any time I see a nigger in real life I get scared thinking he's going to rob me.
>Have gf for 5 months now
>shes my first
>she thunks im some sort of sex addict
>complains i want it constantly and every single fucking second of the day
>Which is false since i only ask for it around 3-4 times a day.
>starts complaining every-time we see each other it's nothing but sexual, and i dont do anything else but try to get into her pants
>always...
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>>24902206
Do you actually get sex, or do you just ask for it constantly?
>>24902236
I get it sometimes, but i ask 90% of the time.
>>24902206
it's unpleasant but you have to actually make her cum too, then she'll want sex just much as you
ITT: weird stuff you do that makes you horny
is it actually weird though?
i mean really think about it and tell me it's weird
I have a detachable shower nozzle and it feels awesome to have warm water caressing from my balls all the way up the shaft to the head. I guess it's not "weird" since it's straight up genital stimulation but it's a very pleasant feeling, I recommend it.
>>24902111
I don't know, OP, that dick looks flacid.
>girlfriend left me several months ago out of the blue
>supposedly had gone halfway across the country
>her mom told me she was really far away, and not to bother going there to see her
>told that she passed away in an accident shortly after
>be depressed for the last few months, write a bit of music about it to express myself
>spent the last three hours going through random google word searches...
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>>24902108
I thought some robots would have found this interesting, but I just want to know what to think.
Should I try to visit her?
>>24902108
dude wtf
you're shaking but you don't know if it's good or bad? I'd like to hope you're a little dissapointed somehow. But maybe you enjoy the thrill of that fucked up shit.
I say move on, you probably traumatized her too hard.
But to be fair she was a girlfriend, so it's not like she was some random, so I can feel you on this.
How long you guys were together though? and how did you come together? How you became gf/bf?
>>24902203
No regrets,do what you think is right.
What happened to pubic hair?
Try licking a vagina with pubic hair there's your answer.
>>24902088
ew licking a vagina is disgusting god i hate this generation
>>24902068
It still exists, some people just shave it off these days. If they stop shaving, it'll reveal itself. It's not like one day pubes just decided to disappear from reality.
>mfw I'm literally wasting my life, but I still can't get enough of watching someone else's life get taken away, right in front of them
He got sentenced to 263 years, ON HIS BIRTHDAY, KEK!!
https://youtu.be/keLXNxlN0k0
I honestly can't tell if my favorite part of the whole video is watching him cry or hearing his family cry in the background.
Amerikeks sentenced for meme crimes like in indecent exposure and rape.
Gud goys
>>24901876
I wonder what it's like to be a judge
I bet robots would make good judges.
Wew what did he dindu
So /r9k/, do you have any old pictures of yourself which are non-identifying that you would say represent your sense of humor or another aspect of your outlook and interaction on the world? The best I could find was pic related. Also include a little story on the context.
>16
>autistic as fuck
>a pair of pajama bottoms I had were falling apart
>made them into a skirt
>decided I'd be less off a whore and wear leggings...
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Not of me, but this is my dog being dumb. She thought she was so clever when she found this food bag. Look at her now. She wouldn't let anyone pull it off her face.
Take it as a metaphor I guess.
>>24901871
>2015
>owning a rat dog
Are you even white?
>>24902081
Nonwhites are less likely to own any type of dog.
Why don't you just move to a country where you can live like a king for less than 1k/month and just have fun instead of working or NEETing it up in an expensive country like the US/UK, /r9k/? Wouldn't it be nice not to have to worry about money and be able to pursue your interests in a culturally rich environment without that many trappings of the neoliberal west?
>>24901779
You'd need a way to get the money.
Also there's a lot of stuff you'd need to worry about in developing countries like crazy drivers, unclean food, blackouts, war breaking out, etc.
>>24901802
Don't people from rich countries get NEETbux?
And you really don't have to worry about any of that at all unless you go to Congo.
Well, /r9k/? Have you never even explored this possibility?
Hey guys, I have a bit of a quandary here. So I've been seeing this girl, an ex of mine. She has become sort of a slut and I think I am sort of like one of her fuckbuddies, except the one opportunity I got to fuck her I chickened out and we cuddled all night instead. She definitely has other dudes on the side and does shit like posting on FB to ask if anyone wants to "stay over", shit like that. Obviously it drives me crazy but I'm not sure if she likes me enough to go exclusive.
OK so fast forward a bit, we're talking over skype and she's showing me these awful pants she has on. They are really embarrassing facebook emoji pants and I tell her they're horrid, we laugh about it a bit etc. OK so then I text a picture of them to my mate, who also laughs. I (stupidly) tell this girl about the exchange, thinking she'd find it funny. Instead she tells me to fuck off, and has been exclusively telling me to fuck off ever since (this happened yesterday).
What do I do guys? I don't want this beef, I just want a vegetable samosa.
i dont have any advice for you but i wish you luck
>>24901992
ty robot. You are a good man
>>24901774
>ever considering exclusivity with a girl that keeps fwb
She did you a favor, m8
Will reading actually make me smarter?
>>24901773
If you read about knowledgeable topics, sure. Otherwise reading is just a meme. There's more than one medium for sharing information.
No, not being a complete brain-dead, autistic faggot will make you smarter.
Depends what you are reading. At the very least it should expand your vocabulary.
>Dinner date with girl on Saturday
>Second date with this girl
>First date was just a casual lunch date at some local sandwich shop
>We both get a long pretty well and have a surprising amount in common
>Texting her now
>Suddenly the date has become a dinner date, followed by a movie at my place
>mfw virgin
>mfw reading texts...
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>>24901645
because you're going to read my post
She's going to have sex with you on the 2nd date.
Girl
Sex
2nd date
She's a slut and she's probably playing you until a chad comes along to replace you
>>24901659
idk m8, we're both pretty introverted. She's also one of the only, if not the only girl I've met who can actually shittalk proper.
>>24901645
>You have ten seconds to explain why I'm somehow going to fuck this up.
From your description of a 'casual lunch' it sounds like you're being passive.
You're also letting her dictate the terms of your date, she's making decisions and driving things forward, that's your job.
If you don't make an overt move or any attempt to flirt with her or express overt sexual interest in her when you next see her, or even over text, she will...
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Tell me about your love life /r9k/. Did you ever have a gf? Do you have one now? Do you talk with someone of the opposite sex?
Share stories, be them of good and cute things, or when everything went to shit.
>>24901580
I wish those feet were drawn better. Could make a good wallpaper;
>>24901580
>Did you ever have a gf?
No.
>Do you have one now?
No.
>Do you talk with someone of the opposite sex?
No.
I got 'asked out' by some girls in high-school but I was always too shy or just thought it was a joke. My standards are also too high I guess, or something.
Copy pasting from another thread.
Had one gf and she cheated on me.
Didn't actually fuck another guy but sent him tit pics for cock pics.
She also tried to give me herpes.
She got into my Facebook and Skype accounts somehow and blocked my two best friends who I've known for over a decade and live a few states away. I told her, obviously, because I was devastated, and she told me they must have blocked me. I didn't figure out until much later that I had them blocked, which is why they would not show up.
Also had a few other experiences with...
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Who here porn hoarder when on nofap?
>Spend the last 4-5 hours downloading ametuer porn videos.
>ass, teases,pussy fingering, dildo play etc..
h-help me, i'm on 6th day of nofap.
I don't understand that. It doesn't seem healthy at all.
On 10 days now, definitely not hoarding porn.
>>24901560
Ive been saving porn like crazy since i sas like 10. I kept it all on my psp and most of it came from loli threads and lolibooru. Fucked my shit right up. I had like 40gigs of hand picked images from threads on 4chan, all organized into categories and then split into folders of 1000 images(futa1,futa2,etc.). And since i saved them all and fapped to them regularly there wasnt an image i couldn't pick out if i wanted it. It was magic. Too bad my pc got stolen, i needed therapy after that. And i cant save new images...
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every time i try to start a nofap period i get really bored and just do it anyway
not tonight though, im too depressed to do anything.
ITT: we predict our own deaths
I start: stomach/liver cancer in my 40s
suicideniggers
Crashing this planewith no survivors
hypothermia while hiking alone in the snow