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>18
>half of my head is grey hair
>look old and worn out
>seeing hairs falling out onto the page while I study
>anxiety
>bullied
>daydream about shooting up a school
>would never do it
>never had a gf
>5'6 manlet
>depression
>no friends
>extreme stress
>abusive mother and father
>cant get good grades
>repeating final exams
>so much shit to do
JUST
This has gotta be some troll right, nobody's life is THAT fucked up.
>>24904812
This is r9k. This is my home. This is all true. I am seriously fucked.
No idea what caused the fucking hair to go grey at fucking 18. Half of my hair is grey. Started going grey around 17. Now nearly 30 per cent of my hair is grey. Its an embarrasement. Also getting dizzy and feeling light headed. I want to kill myself. Crying in class. JUST
>>24904802
Dont shoot up your school
Well /r9k/, what do you have to say about this?
We all know vaginas don't actually stretch based on how much dick a roastie's gotten, it's just a joke. Still no one desires a woman with lots of sexual partners.
You heard it here first, all dicks are the same size.
>50 different dicks
So they have no issues about STDs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xSlyvTgQpo&app=desktop
>He took their fucking steak!
>>24904454
I gained a little hope in humanity from that
>>24904454
this has to be fake
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
He should walk into the DOD and take some fighter jets and all the bloated bureacracy and say this is for taxpayers.
People on welfare pay tax on it
He should bust into some corporate welfare receiving corporation and take some of their stuff too.
Got a gen chem exam tonight at 7:30 pm.
It's currently 8:56 am EST.
I've been unknowingly studying mid term past papers, where only a third of the material will be from the mid term while 2/3 of the exam is new shit I didn't start studying for yet.
This exam is worth 42% of my final grade and I need to get at least an 80% on it to pass my course. Fuck everything.
Gen chem is one of the stupidest classes... fucking ochem is easier
>>24904657
I'm so fucked anon so so fucked
I'm running on at least 266mg of caffeine
send halp
>presentations today
>first time having to do a presentation all by myself
>always do good in group presentations but a bit nervous of how this will go
>go up and present
>while talking professor interrupts me to say there's a spelling error on my slide
>"oh, must have uhhhh been a uhhhhh" a uhhhh a mistake"
>completely upsets my rhythm
>stop talking and feel like a deer in the headlights with everyone starring at me waiting to say something
>completely crumble under the pressure
>begin to speak again but i go "ummm" or uhh" literally after after every word i speak
>take a long pause, just to recollect myself
>in my periphery vision while i'm looking down at the floor to compose myself i see people not paying attention to me any more
>mouth starts to dry up
>never felt this sensation before
>silently freaking out
>"ummmm" *pause*
> look up and this girl gives me this look as if she's about to cry in embarrassment on my behalf
>seeing her face makes me to tear up a little bit
>take another long pause and finally compose myself
>manage to get through the presentation but still go "ummm" or "uhhh" every 5 words or so
never in my life have i gotten stage freight but Jesus Christ was that fucking the worst experience i have ever had in my life
ITT post songs that are offensive or incomprehensible to normies
>pic related
Morbid Angel - God of Emptiness
>>24904422
>post songs
>pick related
good one but thats not a song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FE88e8LO2w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs
You made it wagekucks
Only one, long, 10 hour day until 48 hours of freedom
>tfw the weekend is here
>tfw its almost over
>>24904412
Thisweekend will be over sooner than they notice.
>tfw hooking up with the NEETs crush at the club tonight and pounding her senseless afterwards
>>24904661
Don't get too wasted bud
Long week ahead of you
Long, long week
Why am I not meant to have love?
Why can't I have someone who loves me?
Why can't I love myself?
>>24904362
>Why am I not meant to have love?
I don't know
>Why can't I have someone who loves me?
I don't know
>Why can't I love myself?
Because you don't have a girlfriend/wife who completes you. If you love a girlfriend/wife that means you love yourself according to the bible.
>>24904362
>Why am I not meant to have love?
>Why can't I have someone who loves me?
Your standards are too high. You can if you accept someone similar to you. (e.g. you probably mean "why can't I have some woman who loves me", it means that men aren't eligible from the start).
>Why can't I love myself?
Your standards are too high.
Until you come to love yourself it will be hard to find anyone who will love you.
>>24904395
Femanon, IT'S YOUR STANDARDS, that are too high. Not men's. The equivalent to r9k is tumblr depressed social anxiety girls. But even those girls get Chads and come here to call us virgins. Don't listen to this ignorant girl op. Women never want to take responsibility or admit any fault. That is why they are useless. OP you just aren't 8/10+, women want 8/10 or you are nothing to them. Young women are age share around all the hottest guys of our age group. Maybe they lower their standards in their 30s but that's a long ways.
Here's an example:
Hot guy with abs and a 10/10 is deemed unattractive by "fembots" because he doesn't look manly enough:>>24902745
Average guy over here is called obsese and hairy:>>24903591
>log into Run escape
>go to GE
>Flash1:wave:DROP PARTY!@ FOLLOW ME
>tell everyone to spam in chat to follow me for DP
>go to random house in varrock
>get like 300 people in a tiny room
>Log out
>>24904322
I followed a drop party once andgo 20k worth of shi t back in 2003
>>24904358
What was the point of drop parties? I picked up a ton of stuff back in the day but I don't get why they are a thing
>>24904378
It's when you're rich and want 200+ people following you around telling you how great you are.
I mean, you know they're after the trivial shit you don't want, but you can't help but feel like a god.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
>"It's not all about looks Anon!"
>"It's all about personality Anon!"
Fuck life. Ugly people are perceived to have worse personalities than attractive people.
There is no hope for us.
>>24904211
You have shitty personalities because you're bitter smelly fucks kek
>>24904236
yep. the halo effect has been confirmed.
>Efran (1974) found subjects were more lenient when sentencing attractive individuals than unattractive ones, even though exactly the same crime was committed.
Perfectly explains why women can do the same crime than a man, yet get off scott-free when the man gets sentenced to life in prison.
Fuck this
ITT: Post your height and weight, and discuss your feels related to how your body type has affected your life.
>6'1"
>125 lbs
>tfw other men don't respect you
>tfw want to go to the gym to bulk up but whenever you go the other guys there make you feel like you don't belong
>tfw only gay guys wanna fuck you.
>tfw girls say "he's cute but too skinny for me, I like my boys strong and manly".
>tfw it's still socially acceptable to mock guys for being skinny.
>tfw all of the girls you've had sex with have been bi.
become a model bro
>>24904115
Would if I could desu, unfortunately SLP doesn't scout in Australia.
>>24904069
6'1" aswell.
I look remarkably like the guy in the picture.
You'd think it would be easy street.
>tfw all of the girls you've had sex with have been bi
Same, all Bi Tiny emo girls. but seems like years ago now.
Dont have a single friend in the world nor have i had a conversation that is not work or family related in the last year.
My parents are blackmailing me using my newly found friends.
So, I'm 20 yo college failure. KHHV, used to be alone all the time, no friends until this year, I met some on a community college that's an hour drive away.
I actually hate computer science and I'm very stupid in every regard, been dreaming of killing myself since the age of ten but the last couple of months I've been hanging out with some guys that go to my classes. Makes me feel better.
Of course I loathe and despise them but I've taken the advice to hang out with whoever just to stop being lonely.
I still get the butterflies in my guts when hanging out with them because I think my mom will come and drag me by my ear and beat me, and get anxious waiting for that angry dad phonecall telling me to go back home right away to the point where I just have to leave it's like drums in my ears and sweating.
Parents now know I have friends there and usually tell me that I can go out so I wash, dress up and arrange the meet but when I'm at the door dad says like "Only if you passed the Maths" and forbids me which makes me rage like hell but I usually just say "OK, dad" and go back into my room.
How do I make this stop?
beat them up
>>24904017
>20
>letting parents toss you around
Learning English is a good start. Then you can pass your other classes.
>tfw no Japanese wife to cuddle with
life is a never ending train of suffering and lack of cuddles
why even continue this existence senpai..
>>24903943
why did you have to remind me of this feel OP
>live in small town
>it's literally so rural that people here will to towns with 20k people and say "shucks this city life ain't for me"
>every single person is a redneck
>literally nothing to do but just sit I have to go force myself to walk around nothingness
>me and my friends eher smoke weed or just sigh and complain
>no skatepark no concert no amusement
>get on normiebook and itS literally all just fishing hunting fields tractors farms and corn
>all I want is to live in NYC or LA so I can be a part of the world and actually seenmoney for once and maybe actually have a chance at earning money
>only option is to farm or pray you get a full time job
>my neighbor literally let's gay farmers ass fuck him just so he has a place to stay
>everyone around me is a fuxjing psychopath
>neighbors have dogs tractors big trucks 18 wheelers and 4 wheelers that all start at 7 am
>have winters for 6 months at a time with so much frozen arctic powdery snow eve time the wind blows you can't even see your dick when you look down
>no oddjobs here because of the poverty
>slowly watching old people die while they ask me about college
At least going to be homeless in the ghetto of NYC will help me build character I guess.
>>24903856
So you're just a failed normie trying to find shit to complain about huh?
>>24903875
I'm a normie stuck around retards in the boonies
>>24903885
who feeds you now?
>be neet
>sell boi pucci to a rich white guy
for like 2-3hrs on the weekends
Condors
Treats me to a fancy dinner afterwards
If you aren't ugly why don't you do this ?
Can sleep in every morning and laughing all the way to the bank
because we are not homosexual degenerates without dignity?
>>24903854
>selling your dignity for a day at denny's
>>24903854
Because I'm 6'3 and thus abig guyso I can't do that
I will be reading all of these because I'm in a dark place this morning.
> why are you hurting
> how are you coping
>>24903835
> why are you hurting
Everything.
> how are you coping
I'm not.
>>24903835
I'm restock banned on neopets. I'm browsing r9k to pass the time.
> why are you hurting
No idea, mixture of everything I guess
> how are you coping
booze
