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who /fit but ugly/ here?
when did you learn being ripped wouldn't help you?
god damn that guy looks like shit
Last year. Face > Height > Body
he needs a haircut, and that's it senpai
Where are all my Scotbots at?
What you all getting for christmas?
Aam gettin' some haggis an' a new kilt frae mah mammy.
Mebbe some ginger if aam lucky!
Independence and dignity. Scots wouldn't know anything about it.
A bottle ay buckie fur me an' th' lads.
What kind of glasses does a robot wear?
pic related is mine.
>>24907839
>wearing glasses
why?
>>24907878
My vision is horrible, contacts are uncomfortable, and I'm not letting some quack dig around in my eye with a scalpel.
>>24908383
>he wasn't born with good vision
wew boy
You will never start hrt before puberty and grow up to have a cute feminine dick :(
Don't remind me of my failures please
>>24906160
Makes me want to die.
Sjw parents would have actually been nice in that scenario since they wouldn't want a white male son. Then I could have been a girl and lived life on easy mode without a worry.
>>24906160
but thats a girl on the right?
>tall
>extroverted
>large social circle
>handsome face
>loud
>dominant
>overconfident
>never depressed
>unemotional
>dresses well
>crystal clear skin
>thick eyebrows
>attractive eyes
these are all the requirements to get a gf how many of them do you have, /r9k/?
>>24905124
>>tall
no
>>extroverted
no
>>large social circle
no
>>handsome face
no
>>loud
no
>>dominant
no
>>overconfident
no
>>never depressed
no
>>unemotional
yes
>>dresses well
no
>>crystal clear skin
yes
>>thick eyebrows
yes
>>attractive eyes
no
Just two
Tall and my blue eyes are my only decent feature desu
>tall
Yes
>extroverted
Yes
>large social circle
No
>handsome face
No
>loud
Yes
>dominant
Yes
>overconfident
Yes
>never depressed
No
>unemotional
Yes
>dresses well
Yes
>crystal clear skin
No
>thick eyebrows
Yes
>attractive eyes
No
Going on my first date tommorow
Wish me luck that my spaghetti shooter gets jammed
Yugioh thread
Talk about the game, the anime, or just be nostalgic. All things yugioh come here.
>>24904453
The fuck outta here
My first card was Cyber Saurus
the terminology became questionable at GX and everything after that just went to shit. too many OP cards now, i prefered it with shitty renditions like putting a beaver and a warrior together (beaver warrior), or an axe wielding tiger (tiger axe)
>And this is my brother's room, he stays indoors all day!
its a basement.
*returns O_O faec*
girl on the right is hot
that being said i wouldnt allow my sister to ever come in my room if i had a sister
I want to punt kick the girl on the left and fuck the other two while the punted one watches
Residents of these states, is life as depressing as one might imagine? Have you ever seen the ocean?
>>24888458
Wisconsin resident here.
>is life as depressing as one might imagine?
I guess so.
>Have you ever seen the ocean?
No.
>>24888458
Detroit here. Life is grand. And I see the ocean 2x every year when my wife and I go to Puerto Rico.
Iowafag here
yes and yes
kill me pls
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im still in high school
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
uummm, newfag? LURK MOAR, nobody talks like that anymore...
So what are your expectations for this thread, OP?
Nigga didn't even fill out the name bar. Didn't even try.
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT I COULD SAY
THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY
SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT
SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT
>>24915529
I'M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SLOWLY STOP THE ACHE
>>24915529
>>24915529
I used to make fun of kids that liked this music in high school.
>ask out grill
>rejected
>later have relationship with her best friend
>no idea if she knows that I once had a thing for her bff
How should I tell my gf? Should Me and her bff both tell her, or just me?
>>24915206
you don't need to tell her, doesn't sound like vital information
>>24915206
take that shit to the grave
> not immediately rubbing it in grill's face
Is your family tree a circle?
My fat fuck father just almost physically beat my mom because he's hungry for sweets and she "didn't get him anything all day", mind you the store is 2 minute drive away and he's been on the couch all day.
I bet your dad isn't as bad as mine.
Sometimes I'm glad my dad left when I was 10.
>Before I went to college, he lived a mile away from me and mom
>one fucking mile
>never bothered to contact
Kill him, anon. Just bash his brains in with a blunt object.
>>24915130
Damn, what a piece of shit.
My dad never once hit my mom. Whenever they would get into fights, he would usually just end up beating me.
>go to bar
>Christmas event
>get shitfaced
>dance for the first time in my life
>with some lonely milf first
>later I'm confident/drunk
>I ask a fat chick with her friends if she wants to dance
>she says ew no
>a cute college girl next to her says she'll dance with me
>tfw I'm not even straight
>we dance all night until they closed (like 3 hours)
>she keeps laughing at my stupid moves and holding me sometimes
tfw I'm not even straight and I was already falling for her
I regret drinking so much that I blacked out and lost her when they closed the bar.
I've been thinking about going back this weekend and maybe we'll meet again but I'm too embarrassed because I couldn't handle my drinks.
Should I go?
She probably doesn't feel the same way
thanks for ignoring me familia
>>24914943
she won't be there
>>24914943
build wall
familia
hey senpai im bored and 18 (inusmay wotay hehehehhe) and have a deep voice if yall want me to say/sing something on vocaroo for you just ask
>>24914660
not gr8 b8
>>24914660
>pic is not you
>you'll post an awful sounding vocaroo to get laughed at
>try to get back at this guy by making him a funny innernet loser
notyourpersonalarmy/10
saged
>>24914747
the pic is 14 year old me
Stormfags you are not allowed on 4chan. 4chan is a left libertarian website. Always has been and always will be
>>24914597
>left libertarian
What in god's name does that entail?
>>24914597
>Always has been
How to spot somebody who showed up in 2012: the post
>>24914677
Liking freedom but not understanding economics
