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You have one wish.
There are no limits besides wishing for more wishes.
What do you wish for?
Omnipotence. duh.
>>24909197
I wish for death
Someone who genuinely loves me.
>born ugly
>instantly 100x worse off than everybody else
It's not fair.
Women instantly hate you and nobody gives you any respect, all because you have an ugly face.
Why are ugly people not sterilized? Why are people like me allowed to be born?
Because they jewing us into becoming a wageslave so one day we might get a slutted out whore with 35 who didn't gave a fuck about you when she was 18 while sucking Chads cock.
Nobody will ever give you a chance if you're ugly. You'll never have the chance to prove yourself as a friend or partner because they won't even approach you. It makes you feel disgusting. You feel like a leper.
>identify what is that makes you ugly
>spend years fixing it, maybe the rest of your life
work bro
>tfw good looking
>tfw fit
>tfw academically and economically successful
>tfw have steady gf
>tfw steadily cheat on her
>tfw large group of friends
>tfw a bunch of hobbies
And yet still, every night when I get into bed I want to shoot myself so as not to get up the next day. It's not fair, I literally worked my ass off for years to acquire all the things you're supposed to need in life, and when I got them it just felt the same as before.
why are you listing >tfw steadily cheat on her as if its something to be proud of. is this bait?
Look up Eckhart Tolle
Perhaps your steady cheating is providing you with a steady source of self hatred? Idk man...
Listen up you pathetic beta males. I here to warn you fuckers that if you try anything like that little shit Eliot Rodgers there's gonna be hell to pay. I carry at all times. In my house, at my university, when I'm walking down the street and see you creepy fucks doing your "nightwalks". Yeah, don't think we don't notice.
It's my duty as an alpha male to terminate any of you betas that get out of line. So remember that when you fantasize about your little uprising. Pic related: it's the last thing you'll see if you try any shit around me.
>>24909016
>, at my university,
Is that even legal nigger?
>Taurus
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Take your Brazilian trash out of here.
So its an old fashioned stand-off ey? okay then. DRAW.
I have no friends and the semester is about to end. I really don't want to disappoint my parents again by being the shut-in I am (I'm over 18) but I have no one to ring up. I'm legitimately considering just lying to my parents and bouncing around coffee shops for 3'ish hours every other day and lying to my parents that I'm going to friends. Is there a better way? They really want more for me and I want to do better but idk how to do better cause I've got no one.
>>24908980
I'll bump myself once and then let this die.
>>24908980
Fuck it. Why appease your parents at all?
Jesus christ I have 1 friend and live with my parents and they don't give a fuck
Who gives a fuck
What is this thing supposed to be?
It was just started to crawl on me before my soul left my body and I slapped it across the room
>>24908917
It's a stinkbug. If you kill it, it will leave a nasty smell in your room.
Nerve gasoriginal comment
DO NOT KILL IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THAT ROOM
just throw it outside with a piece of paper
>hate wageslaving and waking up to an alarm every day
>tell parents i will kill myself if i have to go to work another day
>they let me come back home and stay with them for free
>use money i made from working to buy lots of weed
>wake up around noon and just sell weed every day before they get home from work
>smoke a vape in my room so it doesnt smell
>get food stamps and don't tell them
>get unemployment check but don't tell them
>>24908908
>get food stamps and don't tell them
>get unemployment check but don't tell them
pics or it didnt happen
>becoming a criminal
R9k is a bad influence famalamadingdong
>parents always get mail and look through it
If I got welfare they'd know it immediately.
duuudes, some faggot did an ebook composed of the most degenerate greentext stories.
its on amazon, for free
http://www.amazon.com/be-collection-greentexts-Aapo-Nikkanen-ebook/dp/B0186AA5L4/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1449859626&sr=1-1&keywords=be+me+greentext
>>24908842
>tfw you realize its only a matter of time before normalfags start greentexting on facebook
I cannot help feel as though our humble way of life on 4chan is winding down.
bump for book
>>24908842
>be me
This the the most obnoxious shit, only people from reddit format their posts like that.
how often do you shower, r9k ?
>>24908756
Every day, although I occasionally miss a day. I also only wash my hair every 2-3 (used to do every day but I heard that's unhealthy).
Every morning you fucking savages.
I'll shower if I have to leave the house or when I start to realize I smell.
Asian girl here,
Is it a good idea for me to get plastic surgery for my protruding lips? I've been considering it for a while.
No way those are perfect
This thread is retarded and so are you, OP.
>>24908718
THIS
IS
NOT
/soc/
FUCK
OFF
BITCH
Prove me otherwise weebshits
>>24908581
Sorry for being a weeb, you're completely right. Please talk me into suicide if you can spare some time to rid the world of a stupid weeb, senpai.
>>24908615
>Taking the bait
>feeling like you need to justify or defend your hobby in the eyes of public opinion
Fuck you anon.
>>24908680
I'm sorry.
originaru posuto dess
all of them vs you
who would win?
me i'll just stab them all
>>24908226
you're unarmed
>>24908234
oh i see the faggot suddenly makes up rules
no kicking and pulling hair too? i would still win
How doomed is the white race?
>>24908152
all races are doomed, eventually all humans will be mixed race, feels good desu senpai people will less likely segregate themselves that way
Move to Latvia if you want an all-white community.
>>24908152
>race bait number 982725181826352728.
the white race is doomed because your wonen would rather enjoy the BBC than spend a single second with an ugly white autist manlet.
I really don't want a GF anymore, /r9k/. I see them as a fucking burden after reading a lot of based misogynists and experiencing how petty and pointless women are. They're just a weight. I have nothing in common with them.
It's like the feminist "fishes and bicycles meme" is true, but in reverse.
you sound like a faggot, faggot
>>24907845
I'm with you senpai
>>24907845
you desperately want a gf and you cry yourself to sleep every night about you pretentious little cunt
Alright I know not all of you grew up with or have been around that many black people, but I never understood this:
Why are so many people here racist?
I'm white, and before the "so you like being kucked by big black dick, anon?" shit, lemme just explain why I personally think black people at least have capacities to outweigh standard white people in terms of quality:
- They're more hilarious, great at expressing feelings
- More personal
- More humble (on a core level, but they can pretend to act super "alpha" and be niggish)
- More in tune with music/ rhythm
- Are more likely to have a shitty/ impoverished childhood and thus stronger character and humour
I'm socially retarded and reserved, but regardless of that some black people have reached out to me and bonded. They're more upfront, more honest; at the worst encounters they'd just say something like "this guy is fucking weeeiiird as shiiiiiit!!!!"
I'm capable of self deprecating humour and can laugh it off with them in like 99% of scenarios and up being cool with each other. They're not all really as dumb as most people on here make them out to be.
And to be honest, they're way more tolerable than whites, which are usually;
- Two-faced
- Ingenuine
- Almost robotic/ no spirit
- Entitled, petty, snobby
I think black people put up with waaaay too much shit. If I was black I'd kill the white man then kill myself.
>>24907828
Fuck off with your black supremacist bullshit.
You are only encouraging the racism you claim to be combating.
>>24907883
Like what exactly people not agreeing with their since of superiority?
People expecting them to act like member of society?
