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___ Absolutely anything I feel like at any time of the day.
most of your time seems to be spent making these threads
>>24903220
Waggies on suicide alert
>>24903220
The concept of free time to oneself is lost on the wagies. They've fallen into the indoctrination of the jews, and can't function without being told what to do. Pitiful really.
>25 year old virgin
>Go on craigslist to find sex
>Meet some guy (I'm gay)
>He's a nigger
>Don't care, just don't want to be a virgin anymore
>He didn't have any condoms
>I don't either
>"What's the worst that could happen"
>Go the flu a while later
>Been getting sick a lot more than usual
Oh god please help me
Don't fuck niggers.
>>24903211
Glad Darwinism is in full effect, you Fucking pond scum worthless excuse for a person
LITERALLY AIDS
>be neet
>tfw trying to sleep at night when not tired
>>24903196
try using sleeping pills?
Nocturnal neet reporting in, I'm also crazy. I live for the night, my dad was the same and so was his daddy before. Yep, this is the life.
>>24903196
It's 1pm here right now and I can't get any sleep I want to live the morning again.
How many psychologists/therapists/councillors/psychiatrists have helped their patients by taking them out on an activity?
What advice do they give us robots? Get more exercise? Try and find a job? Drink more fluids and get more sleep?
None of that shit works in real life. What robots need are friends and companions. But professionals never, ever, ever bring up your crippling isolation. You know why? Because they legitimately believe they are alone too and they are also experiencing "loneliness". Even though they have wives, children and friends and family of their own.
Or is it they don't even understand the concept of social isolation? Are they so removed from pain that their thought process does not even register what being alone is like?
Mine told me I have to trust people more.
I have fucking paranoid personality disorder, I CAN'T trust people, you're here to HELP me trust people. Fucking useless.
>>24903042
>psychologists/therapists/councillors/psychiatrist
>helped
Pick one.
>>24903042
If you actually want friends and companions, and don't prefer being alone, you aren't a real robot.
I can see wanting a hypothetical waifu-type girl, but seeking out contact with and trusting real people is just silly.
thanks for deleting fag and fembot threads, you're a good guy
Its been rather clean and well moderated today.
I hope you've also been doing your part by reporting said threads.
thank you jani
may emperor hiro bless you today
Who /addicted/ here?
"addicts" are nothing but edgy tryhards
>>24902980
No, because I'm not inferior.
>>24902980
Youre pretty organized there Op, 1 point. Maybe learn to slam it and youll get another hardcore point.
I made this thread yesterday, but it didn't really get off the ground. Anyways, I'm currently undergoing hell week for the fraternity that I'm pledging. Ask me anything about Greek Life or stupid/funny normie stories. Just pick some sort of normie topic you want to hear about and I'lll probably have a story.
Why do you fucking negros never want to hear about this shit?
Did they make you do gay stuff yet?
>>24903069
Not yet, only three more days until an official no-homo seal of approval will be issued.
>oneitis tells me that her co worker took her out for drinks after work
>tells me he started acting weird
>instantly know what she means by this, but play coy and ask her to elaborate
>she tells me that he essentially made it clear that he wants to fuck her
>I ask her what she expected when he took her out
>she thought that he was just trying to cheer her up, since she came in upset
>she says that he jokes about it all the time, but that night he made it clear
>I ask her what she told him when he said that
>she said that she would have fucked him, just not right now and right then
>see gif related
I wish I was asexual.
I WISH I WAN AN ASEXUAL HERMIT THAT LIVED IN THE FUCKING WOODS!! AWAY FROM EVERY FUCKING BODY AND THIS BULLSHIT!!
I'M DONE, I'M SO FUCKING TIRED. I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD.
>>24902917
Tell her you like her, and cannot continue your relationship as it is. The worst that happens is she rejects you, and you don't deal with the pain of being around her with no forward intentions.
I've been in your position, and I fixed it, and fucked it up again
>>24902975
She already knows I like her, man. I confessed months ago. She said that she "sort" of felt the same way. She told me then she didn't want a bf, right now, since she just got out of a long term relationship. We hungout, but it was awkward and terrible since I was super nervous. We kissed, but that was also awkward and terrible since I was super nervous, too. Ever since then I felt she's been slowly losing interest.
I'm tired, my friend. I just want it to end.
>>24903092
this is happening to me right now.
it's the worst kind of feel.
who /DegrassiTNG/ here? discussion about earlier seasons only, plz
>that episode when Manny had an abortion
>that episode when that roastie Paige got raped
>that episode whenRICK SHOT DRAKE
basque in the nostalgia, share your feels
>>24902902
>basque
I remember JT getting that fat bitch pregnant and later got killed, Craig was bipolar and had a coke problem, Emma sucked a dick and got a std, Marco? was a fag, and that emo chick was a cutter.
What am I missing...
I used to watch Junior High when I was a kid (though I think they were re-runs), and I remember thinking very often "gee America is a dark place" (didn't realise it was Canada till much later).
>Calls me "mate" or "darling"
>Doesn't dress up at all for me, often wears a tank top and sweatpants - never uses make up when I see her
>Constantly mentions other guys she finds attractive around me
>Doesn't promptly respond to my texts
>Doesn't include or invite me to any of her social activities
What were the signs which made you realize she would never see you as boyfriend material?
>>24902883
Well, has she even taken a look at your penis yet? Girls typically give a yes or no answer after giving a good penis inspection to see if you're up to their standard.
>>24902883
so you can talk to females? take your reply and fuck off normiescum
>>24902922
This, OP can drink bleach for all i care.
Dumb skippy fuck.
Should I stay away from a girl with borderline personality disorder?
Yes.
Because you are posting here I am going to assume that you do not have the willpower and endurance to date a mentally ill person. That is okay, not everyone can.
If you dated her and it didn't work out and she is BPD, it could be especially devastating for her. Don't upset her world.
if you are here and need to ask yes
if you can fuck her without developing feelings and have no trouble attaining another female then go ahead
>>24902834
I dated a girl for 2 years who had BPD. She left me and it pretty much crushed my world.
Why don't robots like sex?
I'd like to have sex with a virgin wife and subsequently plan out our lives together
oh wait that's sexist isn't it you roast beef human petri dish?
What kind of animal is that it looks to smug?
I derive very little physical pleasure from sex when I've done it in the past and most of my fetishes don't relate to physical sensations that could happen in the real world. Occasional masturbation is better.
I'd still have sex with someone I loved of course.
Who here /overly anxious/?
>TFW can't call doctor to get happy pills because I'm too nervous
Kill me desu
Here man
I got prescribed diphenhydramine and everything was fine, idgaf about consequences then the stuttering and arms jerking out of nowhere, and having jelly legs it fucking sucks man, let's just get together with practice ._.
>>24902586
I was on citalopram, came off it because it was useless
Now things are much much worse than before I went on that
ech
>>24902623
>Now things are much much worse than before I went on that
I know that too man god. I'm failing college because of anxiety and parents and family aboslutely refuse to see it as a serious case, what about you?
>tfw sperg out in every social situation
How do normies do it?
Not enough people wanted to talk to me growing up so I never got much practice and even today I rarely get opportunities to practice and when I do I end up saying something pessimistic
>>24902387
I know that feel too well anon ;__;
You aint alone on this
I still remember when things were easier and I can speak what's on my mind and such
People liked me then and said I was funny (i dunno if its bc i was a kid or i was genuinely funny, i think the latter)
I think theyre just practiced
>>24902387
>Go to pick up some nerdy shit
>Walk up to cashier
>"Hey, do you want a receipt with that?"
>Stutter for a few seconds
>Quietly stammer "y-y-yes p-please"
>"Sorry, what did you say?"
>Sweat profusely
>"Y-yes please"
>Looks at me weirdly
>Run home as fast as possible
>>24902744
>>Run home as fast as possible
I know this man
>Come to school
>Get anxious
>Skip everything and go home
I've been in a relationship for one month. I'm bursting to say "I love you" but I'm worried it's too soon.
Any advice?
It's definitely too soon, don't say it. She'll probably say it back, but inside be really uncomfortable and leave you after a few weeks. Personal experience.
>>24902382
so how long should I wait?
2 months? 3? What?
>>24902326
She will be repusled and disgusted that you experience emotions other than horniness, hunger, humor, and anger, making you a weak man. You fail the love shit test.
Do you really want that? Do you hate her or something? Why would you want to disgust and distress her?
