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What happened to him /r9k/?
>>24897084
Nothing. His parents let him get that fucked up, so they were too soft to punish him or actually do anything about that shit.
Can this be a /History of r9k/ thread?
Does anyone remember the guy a few months back who made a thread talking about having to hide his embarrassing porn, then a bunch of people asked what it was and he revealed it was a bunch of awful MSpaint edits of Rose with pit stains?
Bump because I'm also curious about what happened to him.
>>24897084
jej. That was such a good thread
who else /Staying Trippy/ here
all i blow is loud
I listen to this album every day. I wish J would take my girl.
Also Madlib's solo work is beautiful
>>24897000
A GUN PLUS A MASK
THAT EQUALS CASH
literally listened to the whole album on repeat every day during the summer
man if I could twerk to win a scholarship, I'd do it, but too bad I'm a guy
someone rate the demon i drew on my desk , p-pls
>>24896927
not enough semen. apply yourself
pretty cool, the eyes look like activated almonds though
will you draw me mace windu with a packet of doritos while sheev palpatine skateboards in the background?
it's just a collection of mine
>>24896971
here's another one if you don't believe me
>go inside mcdonalds
>order a coke
>they hand me an empty cup even though i specifically asked for coke
>the cashier points to the fountain
>fill it up with sprite while making eye contact with him
>go on /r9k/
>post another boring unoriginal thread about "mischief"
I am the devil...
>use comic sans knowing it will trigger nerds
>go to mischief thread
>roll dubs
ill start
short and sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDl_rNXiaqU
>>24896826
this comment will be dubs
>>24896826
Holy shit, that's pretty funny, I came here to post the song just before that on the album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
The whole album may as well just be called "Anthem of /r9k/"
https://youtu.be/WkaVZQwXa8s
Who else here /selfearningneet/
>buy shit to fix on eBay and amazon
>costs 20-30 dollars for product and 15 for repair
>sell them each on craigslist for 60-70
>have a shit load of old phones running advertisement apps that pay me $425 a month
>registered with one of those money making sites and I get a shit load for having a godly account
Please tell me more. What are these advertising apps that pay you?
Its perktv but its weak as FUCk it pays like 1.25 a day for each phone you run but if you buy 20 phones and block the IP address you get like $25 a day just letting them run
>>24898302
Def gonna look into it thanks!
ITT: Post your neighbors
>Lonely old man who has lived in same house for 20 years
> attractive young couple
>>24896402
>my sister who I'm growing to resent
>a stupid fucking drug addict who I hope dies soon
>>24896402
cute little girl and her mom who took over grandma's house for her, I think grandma went to a home? She was the one who lived there when we moved in, on the other side is this sweet little librarian lady who I used to hang out with because I went to the library every day, I think she knows I'm a degenerate neet now. She got throat cancer and had to have her larynx taken out or scraped or whatever, now she has to use a voicebox, she's not the librarian anymore. I wish I were less of a horrible, shitty person, I'd go visit her or something
>>24896402
>Lonely old man
Mind your own business you autistic faggot. How do you know he's "lonely"? He probably got over his robotic tendencies years ago and just doesn't give a fuck anymore. Probably gets drunk daily and fucks hookers whenever he can. You're a piece of shit.
Evening folks... Looks like the barkeep is outta town tonight, but I thought I'd open the place up. Can't say I know all the tricks of the trade yet, but I'll be doing my best to serve you as best I can. Maybe the ol' 'keep will show up later.
As you can see, I already messed it up with the naming. Things just aren't the same without the 'keep... Well, welcome to the Frog and Feels tavern, make yourself at home and let me know what I can get ya.
good evening barkeep!
I'll have a gin & tonic. Glad to see that somebody's keeping this place while the barkeep's away. I was really starting to enjoy this place.
Fuck...
What happened to the old r9k where we talked about being wizards proudly.
Bunch of fuckin' sad cunts we've become.
>>24896061
>being proud for being a wizard
guess they're dead by now
what bout you? why alive?
>>24896061
It was denial and we all knew it
>>24896108
'cause of meme. But nah in all honesty... I see normies with their relationships and don't see the point.
>>24896112
I must still be in it.
Lets say you get a gf. How would you get the sex to happen?
it just happens, if you eat out the girl first or pleasure her mostly then she usually falls in love with you.
Once shit starts rolling just keep going with it til your penis is in her vagina
>>24896037
I don't want her to fall in love with me though.
![IMG_2117_grande[1].jpg_v=1389226822.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hwdQWGg.jpg "IMG 2117 grande[1] v=1389226822")
ITT: Robot albums
>>24895952
good album
My fav is gluee by bladee or blank banshee 1
>>24895952
I prefer Change but that is an excellent album.
This shit is definitely vagina repellent but I can't get enough of it.
Why does it seem all 15-25 year old females generally fit into one of these 3 categories?
>>24895896
They're all the same desu
most people are stupid
all girls are people
therefore, most girls are stupid
qed
>>24895896
fuck off with your tunnel vision
i got tricked into a relationship
how do i break up with her without it blowing up in my face
How the hell did you get tricked into a relationship?
Hire a hitman, have you even watched your own webm?
>>24896725
she invited me out for drinks and we fucked
fucked a few more times and now shes calling me her boyfriend
Is it true grills hump the corners of their desks when horny? How often do grills get themselves off when alone?
i dont know sorry anon i have never talked to a girl about this subject
Damn I gotta start sucking desk corners.
>>24895380
N-no? Seems painful.. pillows are nice though
Dear robots,
How do I become a man? Or rather, how do I start respecting myself as a man?
I really struggle with this concept t.b.h
Have faith and confidence in yourself
>>24895241
Not cutting it f.a.m.
Maybe i should join the military? Keep thinking I need to toughen up
I'm a middle class white kid and I've been over protected my whole life with video games, computers, and never really going outside and dealing with the world. Previous generations, e.g my grandfather, never had these luxuries, and these crutches - they had to learn how to be men. Is it worrying for our generation that we are over protected from these real world challenges? I think it is.
It's like masculinity is dead, or in disarray. Man's desire for security and comfort, and woman's desire for liberation, have made us all too soft.
Bumping for justice here.
