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If girl's don't pee out their butts than where does it come out
out of their mini dicks.
>>24891653
their mouth
>>24891653
their vaginas
>Stuck in a rut with current gf
>She is extremely happy with me while I am simply satisfied being with her
>Meet new girl that I connect with really well
>Break up with current gf to date new girl
>Have an amazing month together
>Break up due to myself still having feelings for my ex and my gf feeling guilt for breaking us up and not being able to accept that I love her
I wound up getting back together with my ex-gf and trying to work things out, which I probably should have done in the first place.
The new girl has convinced herself that she is meant to be alone forever and could never accept that I felt that way towards her. I can't stop thinking about her but she never wants to see me ever again. When I go out to places that we have been together I always look to see if she is there but in reality I doubt I will see her again.
I wish I could go back and stay with her or that we could have met under different circumstances or perhaps to have waited before beginning a relationship with her. It's hard to imagine that she could have left my life just as easily as she entered.
This might be my biggest regret in life.
If only the robot could be programmed to filter out normies and bait.
>>24891529
You worthless faggot just date both of them
>>24891582
Just because my feels are different than yours does not make them any less real.
It's torture thinking about what could have been and that no matter what, I would have to hurt at least one person.
Why the fuck can I never be one of you guys? Because I'm a girl? I'm a lesbian and I will NEVER be attracted to any of you, but people hate me, and I come here to relate, and people call me slurs and just demean me.. it's almost like this place is a "safe space" for men.
fuck off slut whore roastie bitch
I'm Mario from super mario bros
get the fuck-a-out! waaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>24891501
Wow, real mature.
How many robots have tattoos?
im thinking of getting one
>>24891458
Is that an arm stump.
I bet that dude is awesome to hang out with. Good sense of humor about shitty circumstances.
>>24891458
is this some propaganda for cant stump the trump?
Just gonna leave this here....
REMINDER
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3w6ujp/are_autistic_guys_unattractive/
Pretty autistic thread desu
>>24891794
like u des
had about enough lads
This man got into a fight over a woman.
Are you sure you're capable of maintaining a relationship?
>>24891196
Let me guess, mexico
>>24891196
What the fuck did he get hit with, a bastard sword?
>>24891196
story on the pic pls
How many homosexual experiences have you had? Whats the gayest thing that you've done?
>Whats the gayest thing that you've done?
Coming here.
I fuck another dude up the ass, so that's pretty gay
>>24891468
Not if you say no homo after.
THATS IT THATS FUCKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY HIRO MAKE FUCKING /trap/ A BOARD ALREADY SO ALL THESE FUCKING DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS CAN LEAVE /r9k/ AND EVERY OTHER BOARD THEY SHIT UP ON THIS SITE. EITHER THAT OR ACTUALLY START BANNING THE SPAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!
UMMMNUMNUMMUNNN!!!!!!!!
Seconded
Preemptive antiblox
>lewd anime picture
>delusional homosexual post content
Every fucking time. Enjoy your HIV, faggots.
The trap lgbturd SJW spam really started picking up on here some time in early march this year. It's a concerted tumblredditor/SRS effort which has nothing to do with the userbase and its preferences, that much seems for certain.
ITT: autists tell autistic stories about how autistic they are and us non autists make fun of people with autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_PO32nT4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeJ1UqnHsvU
I don't like autistc people
>tfw even autists are more normie than you
>>24890905
Obligatory.
[Original comment is original]
have you ever had a chance with a girl but totally blew it? Let's hear your story.
>final year of high school
>some popular girl i had a crush on starts showing interest in me
>never spoke or interacted with her in my life
>she keeps deliberately walking into me
>comes and sits beside me in the library and the bus
>has tried multiple times to get my attention by waving to me
>often notice her looking at me
>i'm too much of a beta to know how to respond
>too afraid to say anything
>just ignore her until she finally gives up and stops
This went on for two weeks, and now I hate myself forever. Haven't seen her since I started university.
Girl on the right in your pic has a nigger boyfriend
>Have interest in girl
>She begins having interest in me too
>Realize how I really don't want to be a depedent cuk
>Friendzone her
jajajaja
>>24890833
Yeah but she was ugly hairy and taller than me. Plus I was too scared to show my tiny penis to anyone
Heres my epidemic
>be shitskin
>have this asian "fetish"
>fucking love them
>slowly start to realize that asians dont like niggers
>only the ones that are social are able to get them
>realize that i'm avoidant and isolate myself every time i get the chance to
>realize that i'm ugly
>realize that i don't live up to any of the expectations of any of them
>have actually never talked to a female, probably couldn't get an ugly white womin if i tried
>be more depressed than i ever have
why is being black even a thing
>>24890782
Yeah, you're right: don't bother approaching any Asian girls. They'll be repulsed by you on sight.
Asian women might hate niggers, but white whores will fuck every black man they talk to. I'd recommend you do that OP.
Yeah senpai, it would probably behoove you to develop a fat white girl fetish.
>Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that is happened!
What are other popular normie sayings and memes?
>capitalism is voluntary
>there is always hope
>>24890753
"You're lonely? Just try to make some new friends!"
Anyone lonely robots want to be my friend please?
>>24890715
yeahh sure
>>24890737
what's you skype friendo?
>looking for a friend
requirements:
>likes to surf 4chan
>likes IT
>enjoy learning random shit
>don`t mind trying to learn code with me
>sex: i don`t care
>age: i don`t care
Why isn't rape legal? At least for lonely virgins, it wouldn't be any worse than file sharing, nothing actually gets stolen. If you can't get a gf you shouldn't be punished for it.
wow good question anon-kun
Same reason physical assault isn't legal.
>>24890659
Hate to be "that guy", but dudes like you are the reason there's more radical, male-hating feminists growing by the numbers in this world.
No women hate thread? Women hate thread.
>le feminism
Dumpin moar
>>24890744
>2010
Jesus Christ, this shit happened 5 years ago?
