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Im thinking about joining the Navy
iv fucked up at college and i wasn't enjoying the subject anyway
I think im just gonna focus on getting fit enough to join up so ill at least be able to do something, anyone else in the same boat?same boat ha, get it/spoiler]
Doesn't the navy have raised standards nowadays though
What are the jobs in the navy where you get to travel the most
I don't give a shit what it is as long as it's not toilet cleaning or whatever, I just want to see other places and move around all the time.
Im not American so not something that's restricted to the US navy
>>24887923
>not American
Well where are you from? Airforce guys usually travel a lot I've heard.
>Tfw chasing success
>Tfw land dream job
>Tfw get in shape
>Tfw making money hand over fist
>Tfw bright future
>Tfw it was all for her
>Tfw she hasn't congratulated me for any of my accomplishments
>Tfw she was the one I was trying to impress all this time
>Tfw she's living across the country with a great guy and I'm stuck here alone
I should consider suicide, right? I feel like all of my accomplishments aren't worth shit if the right people don't recognize them.
get over her, theres someone better
>>24887567
What did you expect some hole to drop her life and fly across the country because you got your shit together?
Find another hole, you're obviously on the right track in general.
>>24887567
lol alright, same thing happened to me so this is from experience
1. who gives a fuck
2. obviously you, need to get out of this trance
bruh you already fit, guessing you ogt a good job you have a bright future go find another girl if you make good money fit and look good theres ALOT of hope for you. you have strong will alot of kids dont have nowadays use it to your advantage.
26 year old chad who use to be neet overweight faggot here
she might be my only chance at getting laid /b/
should i go for it
Why waste your time with /r9k/?
Fucking hit it already.
Yes, but don't catch feelings, just sex until she starts to demand shit in return, then you bail.
>>24887470
yeah, have filthy nasty sex but do not enter a relationship
Ask a guy who is studying neuroscience with the express intention of turning himself into a psychopath using transcranial magnetic stimulation anything.
>>24887400
why aren't thou a chad?
>>24887400
>transcranial magnetic stimulation
would this even do anything though?
what exactly do you expect to do to cause you to become a psychopath with this method
You idiot. You just have to suppress risk aversion and empathy for others.
In fact, just do some lines of coke.
Just found a bump on the back of my head.
Am I going to die?
If it was me, I'd sure hope so.
>>24887264
I dont know, but look at the bright side. On your last day you could rape a girl and you would get away with it.
Post a pic of the bump
ready for work drank 4 beers after eating a chicken and cheese sanwich.
>>24887214
Jesus even well established people are robots
Nice cuffs
>>24887214
Noice bro
I'm just like you, but I got caught the other day... Can't drink inside anymore... But still before work and in the car during breaks. Fuck that place.
>tfw you realize all the cybering you did when you were young was with other guys
>>24887141
What is an abstraction feel?
>>24887384
*abstract
>Tfw you'll never have a muse who will save you out of the dark forest
who /engineeringstudent/ here? Can you tell me what it's like?
suicide-inducing
>>24887136
That sounds more exciting that other majors, tbqh.
>>24887107
What flavor? I'm mechanical. First two years are easy enough if you're mathematically-inclined. Years 3 and up are ramp up the difficulty decidedly, sometimes with material, but more often with the time investment required. More homework. More projects. More required human interaction.
![12107732_920391018045384_6353341096350106500_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dJ8891G.jpg "12107732 920391018045384 6353341096350106500 n[1]")
Do we have anything left?
>at all
>>24887064
an indian posted that so we're safe
all indians are robots
>>24887064
sadly, no
here in Mexico, Pepe has been beaten to death by normies, and they're just catching up for Feelguy.
it's been an honor, brobots
>>24887166
>feelguy
No anon, you are the cancer
>dat boundless
>dat frugal japanese lifestyle
>dat having sex on the balcony and kitchen with his new girl
Ryan dumps rie and has new woman in his life already. Dude is an elite robot. His next vlog he will show his supermodel girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDoAsGWWwbc
He looks like a retarded version of me, our facial structures are pretty similar.
Fucking white Chad GET OUT OF MY BOARD PIGSKIN SCUM
Ryan is considered a 7 in Japan.
How has your time on 4chan affected you?
It has ensured that I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get a gf. My chances were reasonably low before but they are at absolute zero now.
>>24886947
It's ruined any chances I've had of finding a girlfriend or just relating to people in general. The worst part is once you go down this path there is no turning back.
It has ruined me. Completely ruined anything I could have become.
List what you like about yourself and what you dislike, I'll start:
>like
I have bretty good genetics and an above average face
I am relatively intelligent and can grasp concepts quickly
I've recently been making big improvements to my social skills
>dislike
bretty good genetics wasted due to me having absolutely no motivation
depression and generally bad mental health
on again off again drug addict
apathetic toward most things, squandered my privilege in life
want to succeed, but evidently don't want hard enough
i will never get purged by a sister of battle like the degenerate i am.Why live.
>>24886965
>tfw you will never be a shy techpriest assigned to maintain the wargear of a tsundere Sororitas
Like
>good at cooking
>playing banjo
Dislike
>fat and lazy
>OCD and GAD
>poor speller
>no money
>bad teeth
>no future
>hair back but no chest hair wtf
My loneliness has reached a point where i don't feel bad anymore, so let's talk about masturbating
Do you have any fap technique that feel great ? Humping a pillow looks good, i'm looking for more
pic somehow related because this is the pornstar i've blown the most loads to
Humping a pillow/bed is really good feeling, but after doing it for a while as my primary fap method, I think it is giving me problems getting/staying hard.
I get the softest smoothest shirt/ underwear i have, fold it in two, and then place it in my hand and jerk it real slow. Much better than being dripping with lube. You don't have to clean up after, just jizz into the shirt, and then go to sleep. But please wash your fucking cum shirt please.
>>24886972
Just like every fap method, you get used to it and the feeling slowly fade away, that's why i'm looking for various methods of masturbation
thx for the advice anyway
Do White men experience this? Women being scared when you walk behind them?
Yea, its just how women are. Although tbqh I am like that too.
I always cough or something before I pass at night because I'm a fast walker.
>>24886876
Yeah I get this too even if I try to slow down, keep to myself etc. They just get paranoid.
I experience this but I am a Hispanic manlet.
>tfw talking to cute pregnant girl on tinder since Saturday night
>wants to meet
>baby daddy out the picture
>says shes just lonely and wants someone to talk to
I'm very tempted to meet. I don't even think we'd end up having sex or anything I'm just fucking lonely as hell and I know how she must feel.
Talk me out of it /r9k/
>rewarding a roastie slut
Don't do it
She did exactly what women do
she went for a chad that didn't want her, he just pumped and dumped.
Now, she is crawling to you, a beta, to support her and her chad baby.
tell her she's a worthless slut and her kid would be better off without her.
>>24887057
>>24887156
how is it rewarding if I get to not be lonely too
the baby isn't born yet and it's not like I'll suddenly start taking care of it
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