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This guy has a girlfriend and you don't. What's your excuse?
>>24881021
>that pic
Thanks, saved to my 'Woman Hate' folder.
>>24881021
He literally has bigger tits than her
at Ieast I'm not fat
Do you think college is easy?
Yeah, but I worked a real job before I went back to college. College feels like a mildly stressful vacation compared to working 50+ hours a week and I'm in a STEM major.
College is really easy if you've already learned time management skills
>>24880987
It's insanely stressful when all your parents respect is derived from whether or not you get a stem degree and you can't stand your major.
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Wake up wagekucks, wake up to the clock
Enjoy your 2 hour commute, slaveseat shit
>>24880940
Im salaried faggot I can take days off when I want .
All that free time and this is the only thing you could come up with? When I saw that picture I was hoping for something with a little more effort put into it.
Everytime I see a yaawn/wagekek thread it actually makes me think my job is pretty comfy. When you hear NEETkeks try to exaggerate the meme and make fun of you you start thinking of how easy/comfy your job actually is.
So i'd say these threads actually contribute to the mental wellness of workers.
you can only fuck one
who do you pick
kill all the roasties then take the little girl home and make her my daughter and cook lasagna for her every sunday
>>24880897
The virgin
Blonde one
>be 24
>graduated, no job, no gf, no future
>everyone around my age is successful, are in serious relationships and just happy
>too old to do anything you want
>everyone has expectations from you
is there a worse fucking age?
Your not old ,
your afraid of something
>>24880822
you are still young get over yourself faggit
>>24880833
>>24880850
when are you officially old?
Anyone else /deliveryguy/ here? I recently started working as seasonal help at UPS. I sit shotgun in the truck and run packages out to houses and apartments. It's a pretty sweet robot job as it requires very little human interaction and I've already lost 10 pounds.
>>24880796
Every time I order something, the fucking lazy ass UPS delivery guy just drop a note in my mailbox instead of actually delivering my fucking package. So fuck you, even if you have nothing to do with this.
i'm a materials handler in a plastic injection molding factory. when necessary i emerge from my secluded office space in the back of the factory to mix plastic materials and generally lift an accumulative total of 500kg-1tonne over the course of a shift.
fairly decent robot job.
>>24880841
That's not UPS. UPS isn't allowed to touch mailboxes. You are a moron.
Go to friends house
Tells you his sister is crashing there tonight
Later on go to take a piss
Walk into bathroom to wash hands
See this
>what do?
"Oh shit sorry, I didn't realize anyone was in here"
this actually happened to me.
i was at a friend's waiting for him to get off work with another friend. my other friend passed out. i go out back to have a cig, i turn and all i see is my friend's GF stripping butt naked in the next room.
i just stood in the window and watched and she didn't even notice me.
i had already seen her naked before, so it wasn't that epic, but still nice.
if i could go back i would swipe up my sleeping friend's phone and take pics.
Girl is a bitch who wanted you to see and doesn't respect her brother.
>tfw about to go to bed (8am) and probably wake up at 5pm
such is life as a free, NEET man
You must feel very empty and depressed
>>24880674
OP I wish for you an happy dream.
>>24880688
Not really. I like it because by the time I wake up, the sun is usually going down which means no glare on my monitor
OH FUCK OH FUCK WHAT NOW??!?!!
Good then make me a pizza Dat ass
why'd you ask that?
>>24880670
Why couldn't you just take a screenshot on your phone instead of using your computer's webcam?
I hear being suicidal is trendy these days
>suicidal thoughts filling my head
>get a random boner and start jerking off for the 3rd time today
>as I cum I forget all my worries, vividly imaging lifting the veil over my oneitis's head at the altar
>after under a second of bliss I the suicidal thoughts come flooding back in, shame, self hatred, and that fentanyl I could buy online to OD on
>"Feel like shit, want to kill myself every day"
I don't suffer with depression, but I do have severe anxiety. I think maybe the physical side of depression and anxiety overlap quite a bit. I feel like shit literally every day. Constant lethargy, stomach cramps, always feels like having a stomach virus or some shit, panic attacks at random, spikes (decreases) in body temperature at random, cold sweats, shaking, never feel like I can get enough air in my lungs, feeling like I'm going to black out from oxygen deprivation...
I can't say I've ever been suicidal though. I don't really understand that mindset. Yeah, my life is pretty shitty with all the psychosomatic crap that's constantly going on, but I guess you get kind of numb to it after a while. I've been dealing with this shit for the better part of a decade, so I've more or less incorporated it into my daily routine.
>>24880663
>even though my depression has recessed as of late, I still have to suffer from my anxiety
>feel like everyone is staring at me once I leave my front door
>I get panic attacks constantly in public
>get even worse ones alone in my room
Christ how do I make it all stop?
Anxiety, depression and sociopath here. I don't understand how people can be contempt with being forced to live life by society's rules and standards. Through thousands of years of human evolution and social construct we have arrived to the point of normality where we choose ourselves to be wage slaves, working every day just so that we can give the government our hard earned money. If you don't live according to the morals and standards the population has shackled itself with you become ostracized or shamed. Even if you get a girlfriend or significant other, you wake up to see them in their flesh, skin folding around bones as they move about, sighing and wondering where their life could have gone. This is our society. I honestly do not see any point in living other than small menial things like owning and bringing unparalleled joy to a cat or dog. We were already born slaves. Our fingers and toes will never be able to taste the unsold earth.
>Anon, to be honest no one really likes you, you just kinda hang out near us
What did normies say to turn you into a true robot?
Joke's on them I haven't talked to anybody in 5 years
>>24880626
Greentext the full story senpai
>>24880626
>What did normies say to turn you into a true robot?
Anon, to be honest no one really likes you, you just kinda hang out near us
Hey faggots, how does it feel to know you will never feel the loving embrace of a cute small blue eyed blonde hair girl in your arms as you drift off to sleep?
Kill yourselves.
Pic related it's my girlfriend who I'll be fucking this weekend while you cry into your weeaboo pillows and plush ponies or whatever you betas do.
so triggered rn :,)
fkn pleb
>>24880616
>being this bitter
origincode
>>24880616
What's her name?
plz
Blaming your looks for your predicament, social ineptitude or low self-esteem is an excuse used for poor socialization/childrearing.
Why do you think there's ugly/mediocre looking guys who are entirely socially adjusted, extroverted, popular etc.? What draws the difference between you and these people? The answer: childrearing.
No matter how unattractive you are, as long as you look human, you will NEVER end up with crippling social/personality issues that you attribute to your looks, so long as your parents were loving and not lazy in raising you.
Looks play a VERY small part in how your personality, sociability and confidence are formed, and that has nothing to do with how your peers relate to you, but how your parents relate to you (Attractive babies receive more affection and attention from their parents and other adults, and are more likely to grow up to be well-balanced adults themselves (Bull & Rumsey 1988))
This is the ultimate redpill for unattractive people: your parents could have SAVED you if they cared about you or didn't have personality disorders themselves that stunted your psychosocial development. The fact is that majority of people with social problems have been neglected or abused (in varying degrees) by their parents.
It's a harsh truth.
>>24880608
Didn't read. Not even joking. Get fucked normie.
>>24880608
>blaming your parents
>HURR HURRRR JUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR BEING A LOSER YOUR PARENTS ARE SUCCESSFUL
Have you not seen the way that plays out in other threads? Or are you a new redditshit? Just go, you're not helping these people in any capacity.
>>24880608
Another "its your parents fault" normie memeshit.
Robots, its entirely your fault what you turned out to be, stop blaming your parents and man up already
who is someone you miss /r9k/? what were they like and what did they do?
girl is a bitch
>>24880605
>who is someone you miss /r9k/?
I miss my hopes and dreams for a happy future
>what were they like and what did they do?
crashed with no survivors
>>24880673
too deep anon, too deep
>people are nothing but chemicals to me
>pretend to care about them so I can manipulate them into doing what I want
>some of them actually believe I genuinely care about them
>little do they know I would slit their throats without a second thought if society were to collapse
*In the end starts playing*
edgyfuckin robot
i see life as chemicals too
the difference is that im not an edge lorde and i enjoy friends company
stop pretenfing you dont care
you are human with instincts
you are just forcing yourself to think that because you are edgy
