Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Bernie Sanders 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
crazy grils are a no no
dont fall for the gf meme
>>24875044
Seeing as how she supports Bernie Sanders; I think you should go for it.
Nobody in America calls it a tram, apply yourself next time.
here anon, open the pack and share its content
>>24874993
Got this rare Pepe rookie card desu senpai
Got a rare foil
I got a good pull from that pack
Tall socks get me every time. Bonus points for garters, short skirts, or cute panties. What does your ideal waifu wear, robots?
>>24874923
I like A (if they're not fat), C and D equally, or E.
B just reminds me of what it's hiding which is their disgusting knee skin that looks all wrinkly.
>>24874923
why does it looks like she's hanging from a rope
>>24874923
My waifu wears leather pants or those shiny leatherlook leggings.
Skirts are fine too, but I've never had a thing for socks. They're just something to keep your feet warm.
Is meme frog dead?
I never heard of Poot, I'm guessing it's a normie meme?
>>24874805
I don't even recognize half of these.
Nah, if you think about it normies don't even know what Pepe really is, so it's almost like it's an entirely different meme.
Is your dick big enough for this ass?
Be honest.
>>24874784
where is her ass?
All is see is fat, no gluteal muscles.
>>24874784
Too late, I looked at her face.
>>24874832
Why would you want to fuck muscles?
>>>/lgbt/ is that way, pham.
HARRO WALCOME ASIA BURGER
TAK ORDUR PREEZ?
>>24874756
>asia burger
theesu besto freddu
bumpuuu ^-^
i'll have your asian muff burger, please
What will be the first position you try to sex in fellow virgins?
And how much foreplay will you do? Is it beta to eat pussy?
>>24874713
Just do whatever you fucking pussy
>>24874713
i dunno, will just try missionary. She'll have to guide me desu senpai
Eat it out who cares if some consider it beta its fun,
Took them long enough.
I like saying desu senpai tho kek
stfu kek desu senpai
AWW YEAH SON
Where were you when Americans stopped teaching their children about shame?
>Sitting under a lamp, playing pokemon blue
>>24874594
As an American, I think sometimes in the late 90s and early 2000s. I'm speculating. I was born in '88 and this shit wasn't acceptable at all back when I was growing up. Even in high school, acting like this wasn't protected by the federal government and these types got shit on.
>>24874645
i'm with this guy
I remember shit like this being weird in 95
>>24874645
You're only 6 years older than me. I grew up in the early 00's and NONE of this shit was present when I was in high school.
I think I just barely managed to scrape past it, because my sister (two grades below me) was friends with a few bulldykes/femmes/non-poly-bi-tri-gendersexuals in her grade before she dropped out, but my grade never had to deal with that horseshit. I don't think we even had any outed gays (though I suspected a few closet cases).
What is /r9k/ eating tonight?
I'm eating beans. I tried to make them a bit better so I cooked them in butter with garlic and onion and chili powder. I used too much garlic and the taste reminds me of eating papa johns pizza.
>>24874568
are you poor? either way beans are alright i used to eat a lot when i lived alone and not very wealthy
>>24874609
I don't want to work my whole life so I try not to spend any money and I am putting everything I can toward making me more money.
vietnamese crepes
been having them from breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past few days
a little tired of them
but I already mixed the batter so I don't want to waste it
who /hitsthatwhip/ here?
> hitting that whip on the daily leads to a better lifestyle
>chads will be jealous of your whip
>grills will love you for your new whip skills
>>24874389
nigga my whip go hard 2bh pham
>>24874389
OOOOO WATCH ME
>>24874389
>tfw my whip not even that great
>qt onitis of 2 yrs uploads a new profile pic to FB
>decide to be alpha and say something agressive
>send her an inbox "you look gorgeous in your new pic!"
>she doesnt respond, didnt even open it but shes been online for over 2hrs now
Is it because im ugly, r9k?
>>24874354
kek kek kek sucks to be you
>>24874354
>you look gorgeous in your new pic!
thats beta as fuck man
>>24874354
If it makes you feel any better, your personality is probably worse than your appearance.
>about to shoot up a school
>guns loaded
>targets acquired
>ipod's fully charged
>find yourself at the speaker system
What song do you play before unleashing hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWaHfVtnen4
>>24874201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=302oEzSPCqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
Bang
Bang
Bang
Bang
This collegehumor video about hymens is trending
is this feminist propogandy from "no hymen no diamond"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg
Highlights
>sex doesnt break hymen
>all women are experts on female bodies
>can break during regular activity
>but not during sex
>muh thurd world countries having virginity exams
>MUH SEXUAL ASSAULTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It can tear from anything, but it doesn't happen to everyone when they have sex.
If she wants Chads dick, it'll loosen slightly and lubricate itself with that pussy juice. Hymen won't likely get torn if her pussys begging for it unless their hymen does happen to be in the way
>>24874180
>virginity is something we made up to be mean to women
>made up to be mean to women
>mean to women
>women
ROBOTS THE FEMINISTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE SHAME OF VIRGINITY FROM US MEN. THEY'RE SAYING THAT WOMEN ARE SHAMED FOR BEING VIRGINS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS TRAVESTY MUST END. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ROBOTS!?!?! HOW!?!?!?!?!
roastie propaganda
Is it gayer to have sex with a really feminine convincing MtF tranny or a really masculine convincing FtM tranny?
>>24874109
Trannys aren't gay because they look too much like a women. Gay guys would never touch a tranny.
Traps are gay however. Those are just crossdressers.
So you think the guy on the left regrets removing his dick for a fake vagina? Like in secret when he lays awake at night.
>>24874546
Well, the tranny suicide rate tells a story there