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>want to test out a new deck
>boyfriend pulls out one of his many mill decks
Refuses to exist.
Why are you on /r9k/ if you have a lover?
>>24864411
>complaining about bf milling you out
>not having a bf
>having no friends who play modern
>no one to test modern counterbalance again
>no one to have cry like a bitch while counterbalance their deck
WHY HAVE YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS FUCKING FEEL??????
Hallo /r9k/.
I posted on this board a month ago about setting up a robot colony. Some weeks ago the whole idea came to reality when i bought a 260 acre plot of land in Maine north of mount Washington (on the maine side).
So now i have a lot of land and a hut there and im looking for fellow minded robots that would like to create our own colony and live a life without job etc.
Requirements to join: (btw im looking for 9 people).
-You must be able to work 2-6 hours a day depending on the time of the year.
- You must be able to feed yourself for the first year (we will all have to give money to buy groceries).
- Be able to join this spring
I have enough money to pay for upgrades and the goal is that we all have a ~12feetx12feet room and common areas.
If anybody is up for this i will leave my mail and we will have 1 skype inteview and when you arrive we have a 3 months period where we will evaluate you
No way I'm joining, but I'm intrigued. Are you planning to live off the land? How?
>>24864338
>No way I'm joining, but I'm intrigued. Are you planning to live off the land? How?
Enough space to farm the land in the summer.
Keep goats for milk and meat + fish.
Plant trees and bushes with berries. Also i have a lot of money from my family that i can live off if i couldnt grow anything
>>24864458
Well then. Good luck, sounds like it could be pretty cool.
any seinfeld fans here ever noticed this?
>>24863941
George doesn't work even if he goes to work
who /kramer/ here
ever notice theyre all fukin kikes and shaped your personality into a FUKIN retard!!!
Why won't you guys man up and try to date single moms?
>Responsible enough to juggle work and children alone
>Loving, caring, want to build a family with you
>Hardworking, altruistic, has your interests at heart once she starts to love you
>Love sex, you can drown in pussy
>Be a positive influence in the lives of her and her children
>Get on your feet and do something for society
I don't see any downsides.
>>24863829
Not mine child, not mine problem
that's what my dad did and now they are both fat and unhappy with children the same way
I'd literally rather die a virgin than marry someone else's problem.
Only chance in hell I'd do it is if they are an infant and I don't give them my name or any rights and privileges to my property, and if I get to give her a few of my kids. Even then that's a stretch, that's only if she's perfect in every other way.
This song was literally written for robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
>Can't go home alone again
>Need someone to numb the pain
The only way to get rid of >tfwnobf is to bring guys home with me.
Had a different guysevery week for months now. I'm just so lonely I can't stand this.
>>24863663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
fuck off
Quit your bitching, bitch. You have nothing to complain about.
Come on, these threads are just where trannys bait.
Attention /r9k/
Since this board is turning to shit even with the robot back we need to have an agreement on some new rules. If Jackie 4chan listened to our plea for the robot to be brought back he will most likely listen to other suggestion for this board. Here some new rules I think that should be implemented in /r9k/ to make it less shit
>You will not be able to post with a tripcode
Tripfags are a cancer on this boards enough said.
>Creating attention whoring threads will get you banned like Omegle threads, Fembot threads, /r9k/ face threads, etc.
Even though this is already a rule and lazy mods don't enforce it enough we would probably need a word filter that will not allow anyone to post with those keywords and similar words to it.
I don't any more ideas at the moment. I was thinking of a no normalfag and girls rule but that is impossible to that.Do you guys have any other ideas?
I think faces of /r9k/ threads should be allowed.
But tripcodes should be done away with.
I agree with both of those, sure
I have some ideas:
1. delete all wagekek threads and ban users who post them, permanently.
2. delete all misogynistic threads and ban users who post them, permanently
3. delete all autistic threads and ban users who post them, permanently
4. bring counsellors and psychologists in to remaining threads
Then:
5. delete all threads in which Pepe is posted and ban users who post Pepe, forever
>tfw want to play csgo but feel like a total scrub whenever I join a game and everyone's talking and worried they'll make fun of me
>>24863195
Play casual at first and turn voice chat off.
Or just get over it.
if you really don't mind being a scrub for a while just play deathmatch. all the activity just melts into itself and the flaming is a little less directed and continuous
please let me remind you anon - your ability to aim the representation of a gun on a computer and virtually kill others doing the same has literally no impact on your worth as a person, if ur trash so what, just ignore the russian children or mute everyone/turn voice chat off and try and have fun
>this is ofc implying people have fun on csgo and arent sweaty tryhards
>>24863195
>want to play WoW
>the entire group makes fun of me because I suck
>uninstall.exe
Who do you guys plan on voting for?
Perot.
>>24862886
Trump
I just want to drink sjw libC U C K tears.
Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are electable nominees.
This is a Big 5 personality type test. Take it and report your results.
http://similarminds.com/big5word.html
>tfw dead thread
Type descriptions can be extremely negative by the way. Not sugar coated bullshit like in MBTI.
Who else /RLUEI/ here?
>tfw INFP but so bitter that all of these traits apply to me
>Every other current personality system (not based on the Big 5) suffers from unproven, unclear, non-independent, and/or non-unidimensional elements. The various Jung systems (MBTI, Socionics, Kiersey, etc.) come closest in usefulness to the Global 5 (correlations can be found here), but only contain four elements. They say close to nothing about the Emotional Stability element. At least two of the four elements (Thinking/Feeling, Intuitive/Sensing) are not sufficiently unidimensional. For example, T/F covers aspects of Accommodation, Intellect, and Emotional Stability and N/S covers aspects of Intellect and Orderliness. This means a T could be an objective thinker, a selfish jerk, a stoic, or some combo of the three; there is no way to discern from the results.
MBTI btfo. Take the superior test.
>tfw you only get matches with fat and/or black women
>tfw they're not even interesting
>tfw Indian
Who else /bottom of the barrel/?
Marry a cobra or one of those weird looking cows.
Why are all indians on omegle misogynistic child molesters?
>>24860995
tee hee familia
>aggressive roastie gets rejected by robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjOlX_bnHQw
Holy shit that is akward
>>24860325
i'm sure 99% of people on this board would spaghetti the exact same way or worse
I'd say "sorry I'm gay", turn around and run like hell.
Comedy effect + I saved all my spaghetti
The year is almost over. What was your favourite meme of 2015 robots?
Mine was JUST
Donald trump t.bh
kek suit or #justwojakthings
>>24859810
POO POO PEE PEE
Original please
Why do roasties and reddit get so threatened by a man having opposing values on sex and intimacy to them?
How is expecting your partner to know the names of everyone they've had sex with, shaming?
I hope Rob left the bitch. The only problem is why this thread exists. Sluts deserve to be shamed. There's nothing else to discuss.
>>24859373
>Rob is so honestly scandalized by this that I'm thinking I might break up with him
LMAO whores always think that they get to end the relationship, that it gives them "closure"
>24 years old
>20 sexual partners
So I've been jerking off about 9-12 times a day every day for 4 years now, and whenever I ejaculate my semen has started to look like this. I can't afford a doctor because I'm NEET, what do you guys suggest I do? Does anyone know what it is?
>>24859038
What's it taste like?
>9-12 times a day
what in the fuck
>>24859038
STOP EJACULATING YOU DUMBFUCK
Demise
Helstheuriscitic
autismus
Anathema
