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Why didn't your mom get the abortion?
Mine just said she "couldn't do that"
>tfw wish she had
>tfw my life is total garbage
Thanks for bringing me into this shithole existence mom, I'm so happy to be alive.
>>24862813
>Mum/dad tell stories about near misses of when I could have potentially died as a child.
>Saving me from drowning in a swimming pool, grabbing me at the last second before I ran into the path of an oncoming car.
I wish they let me die.
>>24862813
Stfu Pussy faggot
>>24862813
>blaming your parents for your shitty existence.
Fuck off you young, selfish schmuck.
who /completely lost faith in humanity/ here?
>be edgy liberal
>believe that it is stupid to judge people by the color of their skinand still do
>believe other liberals are like me, people who can see through society's nonsense and challenge it
>discover affirmative action, triggers, power, privilege etcetera
>falsely accused of being homophobic, racist, sexist, etcetera just for questioning them
>clearly they are not what they say they are, just because they say they support a righteous cause does not mean they are actually good people
>side with the few people willing to openly criticize these things
>turns out UKIP and Trump actually are racist
I now realize everyone else in the world is insane and I am completely alone.
>>24862771
>being a liberal
>not ignoring race, gender, etc politics
>not a socialist who focuses on class inequality and changing society's mode of production rather than how many female CEOs there are or how much of this movie's cast reaches the minority quota
>>24862808
>>24862771
http://www.worldsocialism.org/english/introducing-world-socialist-movement
here's a site you can start out on
>>24862771
>edgy
>liberal
one of these things is not like the other
L I B E R A L S A R E C U C K S
>implying girls wear makeup for guys
>>24862686
Women: Denying the obvious via massive applications of narcissism since the dawn of human existence
>>24862686
>did you notice anything different about me
girls do any and everything for attention
Honestly she's lying to herself unless she's a lesbian. We all care what others think of us and want to cause a good impression.
R9k please help with advice.
When I was 13 I moved from USA to Argentina, because family economical problems. I've always hated it here and I've wanted to go back, My dad who is 64 just lost his only job and my familys main source of income, and has no way to get a new job Here because of his age. My mom owns a small daycare and brings in around 600$ a month which is too little to live here even with the house we inherited from my grandparents, hell we were having trouble already with my dads income so now we're fucked. My mom and I have suggested to him we sell everything we have and move back to USA or chile but he doesn't want to at all. I've been looking for a job for about 3 months (18 yrs old no experience) and there is no place hiring at all in my town. Guys what do I do? Please help I come to you in my time of need.
>>24862675
top kek. your Dad moved you out of the USA for a better economy in Argentina? i'd say fuck him and move to chile that decision was stupid as fuck and screwed your immediate family over. Probably easier to get back on your feet in chile where you would be in a relatively worse situation in USA.
>>24862838
I FUCKING know. My mom.has had numerous fights with him over it. As have i.
>>24862675
Go back to the USA on your own.
What does a blowjob feel like?
y
>>24862647
bags of salty milk
it feels really great especially if you like the person who does it to you but it also makes you cum really fast
falcon punch
At least she tried I guess? How should I respond?
>>24862646
Ask her if she wants to be on the recieving end this time
>>24862646
Respond with "You are trying too hard"
Literally call the police and report her. Worst case, you get a slap on the wrist for reporting a joke. Best case, this bitch cries and deletes her account.
Traditionalfags, would you be content with one woman for the rest of your life? Because that's what monogamy means.
If girls weren't sluts, the world would be boring as hell.
>>24862617
monogamy means everyone gets a partner in a society where there are 50 men for 50 women. this is the main reason /r9k/ supports monogamy because we're all lonely and >tfw no gf
>would you be content with one woman for the rest of your life?
Yes you fucking degenerate
>>24862639
How do you clear the genetic trash from gene pool?
Is this show really what normies think?
>>24862549
watched about 30 seconds of the first result for this on youtube
yes this is really how normies think, at least how a good number of them think.
>never talk about your insecurities
>never show fear
>never show doubt
>never show anxiety
>always dress to impress
>if you're single, you should be trying to hook up with a girl at least once a month to keep up your game
>the only time a man is allowed to cry is at a funeral or when their dog dies
>get fit
>>24862549
>trusting mtv
>ever
>ever
>fucking ever
you have to be retarded. i dont even think the chaddest of chads would believe the shit they say on there.
ITT:Girls who need to get blacked
She certainly has been blacked multiple times.
>>24862630
Please provide a source for your seemingly incredible claims.
tee bee aitch
What does kissing a girl feel like, /r9k/?
Salty bags of milk coins
Like a bag off dicks.
It's full of nervousness, joy, fear, and love.
Post your room and be judged, pic related is mine
>>24862196
Too much light for my taste.Was never a fan of leaving the food on the floor.The bed looks cozy,and that's all that matters
Cleaned it a little bit since I took the picture
Need to take a bunch and put them in a collage sometime
I found out a couple hours ago that my unborn son, which will be born in about two months, has trisomy 13, which basically means that he most likely won't live past the age of 1.
I know this is probably a bad place to ask for tips on how to deal with this, but I would like to keep myself anonymous, and not talk to my family or friends yet. My girlfriend is doing better than me, so I'm actually not worried about her right now. Call me selfish, but that's how it is.
I've been watching Adventure Time to keep myself distracted so far. Getting drunk is out of the question (got work tomorrow). Bought my first pack of cigarettes since I quit three years ago.
TL;DR: My unborn son will not live long. What do I do to get through the next couple of weeks?
That's some heavy Shi man. I don't think is this best place to ask this considering none of us are ever going to reproduce let alor9kalone Have sex.
>>24862182
you just keep going
I had twin sons born at 26 weeks on the cusp of viability thanks to twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome. I was lucky in that they both survived, but I remember being told by 15+ doctors odds were low they'd live.
I just went into zombie mode and lived life and just took the blows as they came.
>Implying he's your son
>watch slice of life anime
>realize you will never have fond memories of your youth, friendship moments, etc.
>wagekek so I can't even spend my life distracting myself from these facts and living in delusion
Honestly it's only a matter of time before I end it all
>tfw normies are living slice of life animes
>Start watching anime
>Get depressed whenever they end (I marathon them so this happens daily)
>Try VNs
>Same problem
I finally found the solution: don't stop. As soon as I finish a season or game, I just move straight onto the next. No breaks.
And that night I fantasise about being in whichever one I enjoyed the most. Tonight I'll likely imagine what it would be like to be a Yuru Yuri.
>>24862162
I hadn't even thought about that yet...
Damn I wasn't ready for that senpai
Who /over protective mom stunted social growth/ here?
It was actually my dad. My mom was the hard ass but my dad was around more so had more of an influence on me and I turned out lazy, unmotivated, and bound for failure. I love the dude but he really fucked me over by buying me anything I wanted and stuff I didn't even ask for all the time, letting me stay up late and doing my homework for me, never punishing me, letting me smoke weed and drink in high school, not forcing me to get a job or learn how to drive, and letting me drop out of my first college for no reason other than I was lonely.
>never allowed out of the house or to stay after school so I never hung out with people
>they always did everything for me so I never learned how to be self sufficient
I don't know how I'll be able to survive on my own, I'm still at the capacity of a 12 year old.
yep
I stay inside all day not because I want to but because I don't know how to do anything else
Title says it all, let's give love to the city that nobody really gives a fuck about.Anybody Gurnee here?
I live in Glenview m8, it would be weird if any of you happen to live near here.
>>24862056
nope
nope nope
triforced
>tfw being stalked by weaboo shutin nerds from Chicago
