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>"I'm gonna go to Japan, it's like a fantasy anime world, and I'll get a Japanese gf too, white girls are SHIT!"
Get a true taste of Japan from this guy's videos, and how you will be treated there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qgm8anDusw
Japan fucking sucks. And frankly as much as white girls tend to suck, the average european or even white american girl looks better than the average jap girl.
>>24854328
>tfw going there for 2 months to do my elective soon
Should be fun
>>24854328
That guy seems like a whiny bitch. He must have low self esteem because of his lazy eye
>>24854415
Also be prepared, THIS is what real japanese women look like, not your cute anime dolls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzDWTrVmmdQ
Expect lots of either overly round to the point of being unattractive faces, or overly long, gaunt faces like this one. Hope you like pufferfish or horses, because that's the girls you're gonna be seeing.
Has a girl ever shown interest in you?
If so, what happened?
lawl nah
D-dont remind me that im lolicon, anon..
Yeah, she flirted with me then realized I was a sperg and never spoke to me again.
It's happened half a dozen times to me in college so far
If you created a religion, who would be your prophet?
Myself, obviously. Who else could it be?
Myself, hurr durr. Original comment naw.
>>24867636
From this statement, I can tell you like subservient positions. If I made a religion, I would be the God.
what did you do when 4chan was offline?
My gf came over and we fucked.
created a reddit account :^)
Honestly senpai I was having withdrawals.
This place is addictive and I was losing it.
i missed you guys tbqh ;_;
I missed you too anon! :^)
How are you doing?
I'd be scared af to live there.
Rooms with huge windows for walls always make me uncomfortable. Always get the sensation that I'm being watched and can get killed at any time.
>>24867364
g-good how about you
>>24867390
>wouldnt sleep in a comfy bed
Smh, how do your windows look like
I accidentally typoed google.com and instead typed googe com. There was just a blank page which redirected to a page that only had a "thank you" text.
Does anyone know what is this? Possibly infectous? I was using a phone with android 6.0
Bamp
Oh, also mute? Teh robot is back?
dafuq is dis shit
I'll answer
>>24867484
>>24867484
It's now a survey about sexual orientation...
>there are nonwhites reading this post right now
Fuck off and go bang some big booty sluts Tyrone/Paco/Mohammed. Whites are the only race capable of being robots
I'm too autistic to actually want a relationship.
t. spic
this never gets any replies so im just gonna keep posting it.
>>24867112
k, I'll just look into my long list of female contacts and ask them if they are free to bang tonight
this was all your idea my friend, thanks
Is black metal /r9k/ tier ? This kind of metal is really depressive and they tend to talk about suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH6R_7xfj0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPXad1Y0Jo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTNT8Z41u2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwLw1twqz1w
>that pic
>black metal
STOP TRIGGERING MY AUTISM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I prefer doom metal for a more lonely, empty world kind of feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6za4n1DwM
No. Black metal is edge faggot from 2004 tier, or hipster from 2008 tier. Real robots listen to power metal.
The one on the left is objectively hotter. Then again, I stand at a staggering 5'10 (5'11 with shoes) so I won't look weird next too a tall woman.
Aren't the property brother gay af
They're easier to move around when having sex.
The short girl looks like a child.
>mfw grill btfo
/r9k/ what say?
Just don't say anything anymore to her.
>>24866793
But that's not fun senpai
>this isnt a girl ive beta orbited for months then professed my love to
>>24866793
this
let her try to think of something to say
What traits do you find the most endearing?
>>24866554
a moral compass
not degenerate
virgin
>>24866581
forgot
>religious
Tall
Attractive
Big dick
Bad boy
Confident
The meme is real, lads
>5'11 now manlet cutoff
>>24866458
I'm like 2cm off 6 ft am I an manlet
>>24866483
A U T O M A T I C A L L Y
sorry ur a friend
is 5'11 ok?
that's my height.
my penis is 6, and my attractiveness is somewhere between 6-7.75.
Can black girls be "cute" or "pretty"?
I think I'm as cute as a 26 year old black woman can be
>>24866242
Only if by "black" you mean mulatto, then yes.
If they look almost white, yeah. A lot of East Africans do.
But most West Africans look like fucking ass. It's horrible. Big lips and sloped heads. Very rare for them to turn out cute, and then it's sort of "Niggery Cute" which is more like sheer accident than any heightened state of niggerness. The highest state of niggerness is pure ugly for Yorumbas.
I miss being a lonely kid and chatting with my online friends in the evenings, the only friends I had.
Anyone else?
>>24866230
>have my own anime website
>nothing impressive but 100 unique visitors a day so I was proud
>affiliated with a bunch of other sites because that's just the corny shit you did in 2003
>am certain the other webmasters were all just hobbyist kids like me
>used to log onto MSN every day and get so many messages it was always overwhelming
That was really fun, I'll be honest
even if those times kinda sucked i really miss them. no idea why.
>>24866230
I'm a lonely man that chat with his online friends at night, btw they are the only friends I have.
I've opened a chat 12 years ago for a forum that has died.
since then me, and 3 other users, (NEETs) meet in that chat 5 days per week in order to chat and watch anime together.
That is our hidden safe space.
or worse
>>24865813
the man
the legend,
anon
>>24865813
was hitler a robot?
>>24866160
That fucker was a megabot
