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>tfw Hispanic and everyone hates you just for existing and it's mildly socially acceptable to do so
>>24860156
At least you aren't a nigger.
At least you have an excuse for being a failure.
>>24860156
Tell everyone you hate Mudslimes and niggers, they'll accept you much more.
Would a girl ever tell you that your dick is small?
>>24860111
as a joke! as a joke! then she didnt say a thing afterwards/once she saw.
Probably. They dont understand empathy the same way that men do.
>Manlet
>Small dick
>Slightly overweight
>Non-white
Welp i should just kill myself
>817 page PHD thesis.
>due tomorrow
>haven't started
>help
>implying PhDs are due just like that and there's no ability to talk to your supervisor and delay it another 6 months or a year
>>24860106
it's PhD, not PHD
also, that's impossible, considering you're closely monitored by your supervisor, to ensure that the uni doesn't waste its money funding your sorry ass
>>24860139
>>24860171
does any one remember memes
What's your idea of vengeance /r9k/? Mine is to become successful and famous. One day I'll look at the world and all the people who put me down and give them all a giant "fuck you".
vengeance? why bother with vengeance?
there's video games to play, delicious food to earn and money to be earned.
>>24860044
SUCH
>>24860044
Find a way to permanently stop him from havinh kids. If he had kid kill them
Post cool shit from around the internet, /r9k/!
Pictures, articles, infographs, anything. Just post it!
Might as well dump some pic
One of my favs senpai :)
Internet is for fags.
Hey r9k, so I just lost my entire social life. The guy I've always loved is gonna replace me with some tumblrina and all my other friends moved/left and basically I lost all the energy to make new friends when it's just the same thing over and over. I'm not even that good looking to reproduce so what's the point anyways? I don't want to live by working my entire life, it's pointless anyways. I only stay alive for my family which are really nice and caring but that doesn't make it enough to be happy. I always thought to myself, since my brother is a kissless virgin I will be the one to make my parents proud. But I guess not after all. My social skills are all shit and at this point my only friend is my dog. Maybe it's not too late but I feel myself going to the bottom. So please, give me the easiest and painless suicide method. I'm done.
Not your personal blog
Fuck off tramp.
>>24859862
>I just lost my entire social life
>I don't want to live by working
>I only stay alive for my family
your post makes no sense at all
jumping off a building head first is the quickest way to go, you die before you feel any pain. helium tank method is slow but painless too.
>>24859963
What doesn't make sense?
I haven't killed myself yet because of my family.
CUZ l'M IN TOO DEEP
How
the
fuck
original content
>>24859842
Is that Spence from king of queens?
AND l TRY TO KEEP
Ever been Catfished? Ever catfished someone? What happened or why?
2 times, fucking angle shots
It takes a special sort of retard to get catfished.
I was thinking about this the other day, and when I was a kid I was AIMing w/ this alleged 30-something MILF to whom I talked about diddling myself and other sexual stuff. I now realize she was in all likelihood a dude.
ITT: Things woman do that annoy you.
>Takes selfies every day
>>24859719
>exist
Basically.
>>24859719
>exist
BasicaIIy
>being so cute
The UK is god tier. Any other robots wish they lived in the UK?
>UK
>God tier
Explain yourself.
I wouldn't want to live in the UK bruh
>lad culture = bullying
>high house prices
>shit wages
At least you have universal healthcare
>>24859716
It's not that great really, anon.
>tfw Anzu will never be your gf
>implying i even want malnourished anorexic turkish cosplay gf
she's the best malnourished anorexic turkish cosplay gf tho
>>24860021
I'd take a bullet for her. She's my queen and goddess.
Fuck Putin.
anzu needs a steak and potato x100
she looks like she's 4'9 or some shit
>get a job
>Boss is really nice
>allways come too late because I sleep in(like hours too late)
>Boss says he understands and also partly because he likes my work and I still get it done in time
>he puts up with this for a few weeks now
>I think I have pushed his patience too far
I think I will have to do freelance work because I just cant keep up with regular working hours.
I don't understand how people can be consistently late. Just get the fuck out of bed.
ALARM CLOCK
AND
COFFEE
Definitely a robot if you haven't learned this by now. How do you think everybody else does it? Sheer willpower? No.
>>24859607
If he is nice, don't you feel the need to get on time for him?
If he treats you nicely, you should treat him nicely to anon.
I need help and I don't know where else to turn but r9k. Before I even type up my issue I want to know if anyone here cares, I expect my thread to just quietly 404 with 0 replies
Initial stats if nobody wants to help me for x reason
I'm not a woman
I'm 22
I have no job
My problem isn't related to females (probably)
just fucking write it or dont write anything at all.
i care lad
sure i'll read it
I am a programmer, and I am interested in making a game. I've already started working in Unity. The thing is, I need artists. The game is a humorous JRPG with stat progression similar to Skyrim's.
The art Style is simple smooth drawings. If this interests you contact my Skype @ GameAssetsSkype or leave your Skype in the thread and I will reply
To the /vg/ guy, I've tried to make a thread there and it yielded no results. So far, I've found one guy willing on /b/.
If you think you can draw 2D sprites and textures, this might be your chance.
On a note, the game will not be monetized, so don't worry about that.
How about you go kill yourself, normshit.
>jrpg
Stopped reading.
Yeah,i've seen you on other boards,i'm wondering if you have considered the first reply
Should i bring my ipad to the company christmas party and show my waifu to people?
going to a xmas party...
>>24859275
Don't do this.
Have fun.
>>24859318
I might show Kahlan to a girl I like
