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http://www.etonline.com/news/177631_melanie_griffith_and_antonio_banderas_are_officially_divorced/
Will he be the next Brendan?
65k a month is almost 800k per year.
>man divorces a woman
>must pay her monthly now
I literally don't understand this
>>24856086
>Chivalry when they want it
>Inequality when they don't
>>24856086
Now you know why to drop women from your life.
Obviously not in this intensity, it could happen to anyone foolish enough to fall into a marriage with a snake cunt.
Who comes here just to see the pepes?
I love seeing all the different variations
that would be me. also wojak pretty cool too
lol funny clip man...almost spit my drink
youu can pepe me UP youu can pepe me DOWN
we can pepe all AROUND, we can pepe the TOWN
Real talk, why do robots complain so much about shit they can't change and seem so opposed to working on the things they can? I swear getting a girlfriend or having regular casual sex isn't even that big a deal, even most of the worlds fattest men had wives on the low.
What do robots think is so genuinely unique about them that they don't have to work for anything but at the same time feel like a social pariah when nothing outright comes to them?
they are scared of failing. a common theme among robots is fear of failure/rejection (hence the paranoia about women cheating). the term is self-handicapping. on top of that, they're lazy.
Wish people would stop asking why losers can't un-loser themselves.
Crying about not being a 10/10 chad is much easier than facing the fact that you're a total fucking loser, and just being yourself won't change that.
>>24855971
You don't need to be perfect to attract women though, and you're only going to remain a loser if you choose to be complacent with what you are right now. You can improve in a lot of aspects and you can get a girlfriend or have regular casual sex
Looks like pepe has finalIy gone mainstream.
>>24855811
>has finally gone mainstream
Hello reddit
>>24855827
>hello reddit
hello reddit
>>24855848
>>hello reddit
>hello reddit
hello reddit
How old's does she look?
What nationalities she looking like?
stop posting her, this is the third thread
she is ugly, you have shit taste, and nobody cares
25,
Somewhere in Southeast Asia.
>third time
I've literally just saved this from /b/, what are you talking about?
Why do Asian guys pretend not to like white girls?
If you're American born asian (or any minority), you learn about white people from TV.
I don't even need to say anymore, do I.
>>24855588
What do you mean huh?
it's fucking better that way. fucking racemixing faggots. fuck.
>tfw no bf to change my diapers when I'm wet or messy
No offense but killing yourself might be, objectively speaking, the best option. You're too far gone.
No one wants to put up with your shit
>>24855615
devilish pun, holmes
>feel bad about being virgin in my late-20s
>google it just to see what other people have to say about it
>get loads of "I'm a virgin at XX-years-old, is that bad?" forum posts, Yahoo answers, etc.
>normies all reply that it's not a bad thing
>I feel slight relief
>until I keep reading
>normies think it's admirable to "abstain" for so long
>in other words, they think the only reason you're a virgin is because you didn't want to have sex
>mfw when normal people can so easily get sex that they think if you're still a virgin, it's only because you WANT to be and not because you're fat/ugly/NEET/autist/etc,
I knew normies were fucking all the time, but damn. They say it in the same tone as "If you don't drink water, it's because you don't want to, not because you can't get any."
>>24855524
When was the last time you talked to a girl?
they are giving you a free excuse
they are trying to work with you so you can save your dignity
help them to help you you turbosperg
>literally so pathetic that it's incomprehensible to most people
That hurts to think about.
>tfw you have to listen to podcasts all day in order to simulate friends
I watch twitch streams to satiate my friendlessness
>>24855521
>play ASMR videos with your headphones in just to hear people talking
>listen to Joe Rogan
>don't even like Joe Rogan
>he's my imaginary Chad friend
>>24855540
>>listen to Joe Rogan
>>don't even like Joe Rogan
>>he's my imaginary Chad friend
i do that also. he has cool friends like joey diaz and doug stanhope
>sweaty scrotum
>tfw no bf's sweaty ball musk to worship ;.;
>>24855636
It isn't as great as you think
>unzip and open pants to fap
>powerful scent of ball musk
>>24855663
When I'm sitting on my own, I constantly hold my balls then give my hand a good sniff like a thousand times a day.
I feel like it would be even better with a nice bf
who else /killsantsforfun/ here?
i fucking love killing huge colonies in the most devastating ways possible. i always have huge ant nests in my backyard, so i get to test everything, from standard ant bait, to liquid nitrogen.
anyone else do this?
I want to know if fire works well. Does it?
Did you every try to kill them with a magnifying glass.
>>24855375
Yes, extremely. Its Really fun to get cloe or watch with a maginfying glass so you can see all the ants die at once haha
Im fairly sure that life gets worse as it goes on. (atleast that has been my experience) I am depressed and sometimes suicidal but know I wont kill myself for a while now but see it as a certainty in the future. Probably around 30-35 years old (27 now). Life just isnt my cup of tea.
What age will you die r9k?
>>24855339
I'm 27 too. I probably won't need to kill myself as I am genetic trash and collect weird conditions. I will probably die when I'm about to finally reach the point where I turned my life around.
It's always been like this. When I do the right thing, life tries to kill me.
My plan is to work hard for the next ~10 years(I'm 25), buy property in West Virginia near my family, and just be a crazy mountain man who smokes an egregious amount of weed and spends my time doing whatever it is that I want to until I die in my 60s.
That's the dream, fuck working until you're too old to live.
>TFW I end up working until I'm 85 and die at work because I couldn't afford to live without working.
>>24855442
Thats a good plan. What do you do for work?
I work hard but nothing ever comes out of it except debt and pain. Hopefully a war or cancer takes me
What do you like to snack on late at night robots?
>>24855230
Those new butter jacks. I L I T E R A L L Y picked two up right now at 3 in the morning.
I got a bunch of coupons from JitB to buy 1 get 1 free on the buttery jacks. Bretty gud.
Grilled cheese using processed cheese slices, I actually enjoy bland food the most. Other times I might have a bowl of cornflakes or instant chicken noodles.
>>24855267
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>24855230
Cereal mainly
who else wishes they were a psychopath?
I'm schizoid, I get all the lame shit without any of the cool stuff
>wishes
>implying
>>24855243
yep, this is what I mean.
Best Case Scenario
Islamist could easily take control of Pakistan.
Now Islamist have nuclear weapons.
Limited range so India and Israel suffer.
Finally enough justification for the West to destroy Islam.
Nah, liberals would still defend islam to death.
>Now Islamist have nuclear weapons.
What conspiracy theory sites do you browse?
>>24855018
You realize Pakistan is a failed state with Nuclear weapons and barely any control over its country?
