lets get a gondola thread going
Explain the origins
1/?
Why does he put his head in the toilet?
Hottest new meme 2015
What's a good career for true robots? I'm going to be a long haul trucker
>spend all day alone with minimal to no human contact
>get payed to listen to podcasts and audio books
>piss in bottles
>eat hot dogs and doritos from the truck stop
>drive all night, sleep all day
>can smell like shit, not shave, and wear a nightgown all the time
>get...
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>>24847440
freelancing m8
Pretty legit profession, to be honest. It is harder than most make it out to be, though. You so much as SCRAPE a guardrail and you're done, son.
Every trucker I've talked to hates their job and only stays because of the pay
Who /gaybot/ here? Post you gay feels itt
I'll start
>tfw chad walks by you and you breath in his alpha musk
>tfw you're extremely superficial and picky even though you're a worthless virgin with nothing to offer and not even particularly good looking either
>that first poz load in your neghole
>>24847356
very stupid of you, anon
likes should mates with the likes
/pol/ is currently having damage control over this picture.
>>24847147
Israel has some nice beaches desu
Going to Israel to finish the job I see...
>>24847147
Why tf are you bringing /pol/ shit in here you commoner
I'm 25 and about to turn 26 in a few months and only make about 40k a year
By what age is it weird to make under 50k? Isn't 50k the acceptable wage for a male in today's society?
>>24847018
I didn't read this thread, but this is a good thread.
>>24847018
>almost 23
>get told my job was a 40k job
>have yet to see that kind of haul
>still happy with what i do
>this thread
dont you dare put these insecurities back in me i sware to god
>>24848751
average wage is 30k you're doing fine aslong as its not 10k a year
Who /shouldbestudying/ here?
>>24846762
Me, I should also be working on an annotated bibliography due Thursday for my english class
Wrote a speech tonight, took an online test, read six textbook chapters and still running ahead of schedule
Do your work, anon, it feels so much better when you know it's done and over with
Right here. Calculus is going to fuck me in the ass.
Hey /r9k/, just a reminder of what's wrong with you and where your real problem lies.
First of all, realize that you live in a neoliberal capitalistic nihilism, where nothing has value other than money and power.
Then realize that in this ideology, cooperation between humans is only encouraged when they're losers, so that they can band together and topple a winner. Otherwise, between winners and against losers, competition is what's encouraged instead. This is of course also the case in interpersonal relationships. This means that every relationship...
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Gulag yourself, commie.
>>24846834
Well, it's the truth, what you do with it is up to you.
>>24846745
>neoliberal capitalistic nihilism, where nothing has value other than money and power.
Money is just a means of measuring value, after all. It seems harsh that "If you have no money, you have no value", but it's true. If I was valuable to someone, that'd command money. Women being valuable because they have cunts, that, though, is true, and I can't argue against it.
have you been to the psych ward /r9k/?
post your psych ward storys and mental health storys here
>florescent lights and shit green walls
Are they trying to depress people
>>24846634
You can't eat meatloaf with a spoon it's not fucking possible why is this such a hard concept for them
>>24846634
> get into an huge argument with my mom
> she calls the police and claims that I am mentally unstable
> she says I threatened to kill myself
> they forcibly take me to the psychologist
> act normal and calm, say I do not want to be admitted and that they need to let me go
> I was 18 so they had to listen to me
> get out after like 30 minutes
Im moving to my grandparents soon, my mom is a total bitch
I don't browse reddit but some anon linked this post to me
>be me Chad
>fuck a nigger get AIDS
>woman is literally deciding on whether or not to get AIDS to be with me
think we have established women are a meme
>27 year old that acts like an adult
How old is this stupid cunt, I want to know how far past the wall a woman needs to be to be interested in someone with fucking aids
>he's a 27 year old that acts like an adult
>>24846692
yeah im wondering the same thing
like does he have trouble using a cell phone?? does he watch the tonight show???
Which pornstar do you want to save because she's "too good for this"?
None, because all women are filthy whores.
save from what?
>>24845978
NONE
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N
E
fuck off back to reddit faggot
Anyone else suffer from Big-dick-but-love-small-penis-humiliation syndrome?
Its a hard life
>tfw I cant convince myself that 6 inches is too small
>tfw 8 inch dick
>tfw no femdom sph netorare gf
>>24845562
>tfw 8" long
>3,5" circumference
>>24845562
>tfw six inches
>no 8 inch bf to compare to
>not even a gf to tease me with strapons and dildos larger than me
Someone call me names pls.
You ever get banned /r9k/? Any good ban stories?
I got banned from my favorite board earlier for telling an apparent asswrecked mod that if he didn't like boards content maybe he'd enjoy reddit better. I admit I had been shitposting and might have deserved it.
once I jeered at some avatar fags in an avatar fag thread, and clever mods banned everyone in the thread. for free
>>24845520
I was banned for "evading ban". Like I don't even know wtf.
>tfw talking about modern radical islam is considered off topic in /his/
>guy walks up to woman
>ew get away from me creep!
>stalker!
>woman walks up to guy
>gets rejected
>SHITLORD HE RAPED ME POLIIIIIIICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkSWHEM6610
This guy has been at it for weeks and has not hurt one woman yet he's a "predator"
When these sluts get raped at parties they don't put predator alerts. Disgusting.
>>24845509
They're after him because he's a socially awkward guy who, GOD FUCKING FORBID is trying to build his confidence by approaching women.
Normalfags don't like that naturally, because he's not Chad what he's doing is 'creepy.' Because of his vernacular [IE using the word 'accost'], they think he's some predator.
Normalfags make me fucking sick.
>>24845509
This is cruel reality for ugly males. You need to accept that you're living alone and make the most of it. People are shit, anyway.
>>24845509
Friendly reminder
>ugly = ugh fucking rapist
>attractive = omg so confident and sure of himself
I'm trying to become a gay prostitute but I need tips so I don't get arrested.
How can I sell my ass to old men for money and get away with it?
>>24845500
ask m00t he will tell you how.
You're gonna sell your ass?
I just suck dick, they're normally satisfied with that.
Go out of town.
>>24845500
>I'm trying to become a gay prostitute but I need tips
Nah man, you need the whole thing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-house-donald-trump-disqualified_566720a3e4b08e945ff123cc
>WASHINGTON, Dec 8 (Reuters) - The White House on Tuesday said Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump's call for the United States to ban Muslims from entering the country disqualified him from becoming president and called on Republicans to reject him immediately.
HAHAHAHAHA YES
YESSSSSS FUCK TRUMP HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
>White House spokesman Josh Earnest said Trump's campaign had a "dustbin of history" quality to it and said his comments were offensive and toxic.
so social justice warriors even work at the white house now?
>>24845287
You dont know anything about our electoral system, do you? This doesn't mean shit.
>>24845287
them saying it "disqualifies" him doesn't mean he's literally barred from running. It's just them flouting their opinion. The Republicans can literally just say "fuck off" and even if they were to agree, he could still run independently.