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Should I bother with women? I've never tried anything to do with them, I'm 19. I always yearned for a female companion but I always felt like they are just going to fuck my shit up further, solve a lot of problems and create just as many new ones. Kind of like drugs. What do you robots think?
>>24851849
the best way to get a girl at 19 is to either find a virgin or get a practice girl that you can fuck up with countlesss times and not care until you're good
yes women are worth it to accent life but they shouldn't be your life
Real talk from an oldfag incoming:
In my life I've never actually met a couple that was together long term without the woman approaching the man. I'm not memeing here, I've just never seen it happen. If you're not a Chad or at least a percentage Chad, you're just fucking done. No amount of pickup lines or confidence coaching is going to change that. If you're not attractive you can say the same things word for word as a Chad and he'll succeed with women and you'll fail. As a robot, putting any energy into women at all is just going to set you up for misery time after time.
But before you walk the path of the robot, first determine if you're just a semi-Chad with low confidence. Entertain the possibility that it is in fact all in your head.
If you're presented with overwhelming evidence that you're a robot, then I advise you to give up on women as soon as you can and put the energy that you would have spent chasing them into ANYTHING else. Pursue education, career, manchild hobbies, origami, whatever makes you feel good. Run towards those things that you enjoy and that give you confidence before you're a middle-aged wagekek working a shit job and have too many regrets.
If you're really a robot, the faster you disregard women, the happier you're going to be in the long run.
>>24852665
>a middle-aged wagekek working a shit job and have too many regrets
you've described me perfectly
it hurts
The local Nuclear power plant has just begun to melt down.
You must leave your home in under 3 minutes.
Knowing you will never return what do you take with you?
Be realistic...
P.S. I really do live next to one of these atomic bad boys and need ideas.
>grab my hard drive and my cat.
>Leave my wheelchair bound grandma behind as she is going to die soon anyway and will only slow me down.
If that's your house you should be praying for a meltdown.
my neighbors car keys. epic prank
What brands do you prefer, when did you start and how many do you smoke a day?
Right now I have a shitty box of newports because that was the only menthol the shop I stopped at had. Normally smoke parliament but I like reds and l&m too.
Newport red 100s, 9 years ago, I smoke 4-5 a day but only smoke half at a time and save the rest for later, so typically 8-10 smoke periods a day
Just bought a pack of Parliaments, but I smoke just about everything.
>>24851796
Never tried them they any good?
First, they built a fence for the Mexicans,
and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a fence-hopper
Then they decided to banish the Muslims,
and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a sandnigger
Then they eliminated the African Americans,
and I did not speak out-
Because I didn't think black lives mattered
Then they removed the rights of the Homosexuals,
and I didn not speak out-
Because I was not a faggot
Then they came for the cis, white, male, atheists,
and there was no one left to speak for me.
>Tfw fully supported Trump until he started to show that he really was just as uninformed about politics as the media says he is
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
I JUST WANTED A FUCKING WALL AND ISIS TO GET NUKED
>>24851534
>they
who?
Trump is the best chance for the apocalypse you are all hoping for
who /hustle/ here?
>>24851181
why should the black man hustle for a weed bustle
Yeah because you can totally sell weed for 1160 dollars
Totally
with his logic, he has infinite money
>delete all my porn
>tell my self i'm gonna do nofap
>manage to get 4 days in, notice nothing except i just want to fap all the time, everything makes me horny, and get a bunch of boners at work
>fap once, feel so much better, figure i'll try to cut down slowly
>eventually get to once a day, once every other day, 2-3x a week but always so eager on the days i could fap
>eventually decide to see how long i can last again
>manage to get 6 days in and eventually cave in
>call an escort, go to the motel room she's at and fuck her
>it was very underwhelming, felt like i just wasted $60
>(it was supposed to be $100 for a half hour but it just felt so weird i went fast and nutted in like 8 mins)
>go home and jack off, it felt so much better
>now i'm back to 2-4x a day
>gained nothing from the experience
>lost $60
when is this nofap meme going to end? honestly i couldn't imagine interacting with attractive girls on such a high sex drive i would probably wreak of desperation to smash and scare them off
best idea is to just fap until you have the opportunity for sex
>>24851177
who's the girl? really pretty I wish I could kiss her on the lips.
>>24851218
my ex gf
:^)
>>24851177
If you never lasted more than a week without spunking a load, you opinion is invalid.
Also, it isn't for you if you already have enough self control to limit it to once every few days.
I now admit and accept that I do in fact have a gambling problem. On Sunday I resolved to only spend $20 per week on lottery, but I already spent $22 on just the first 3 days of draws. I diversified among the top 5 lottery games, the Powerball and mega Millions, the 'national lotteries" in the Unites States, the California state lotto, which has smaller millions jackpots but less worse chances of winning them, and the Fantasy 5 and Daily Derby, which have the best odds of winning the top prize of tens of thousands to occasionally a few hundred thousand, and better odds than the big lotto games to win $500.
My relationship with the lottery seems to parallel that of the late Elliot Rodger. I reckon I have spent about as much as he had on lottery tickets, though spread out over a longer period, like March 2012-present. Additionally, it was somewhat like looking into a mirror when I read his writings describing the moment he realized that winning the lottery would be the only gateway into a life of luxury and leisure. Like him, I failed at work, dropped over 9000 college courses (but ultimately got AA degree), realized I can never be good enough at anything to make a wealthy living from it.
But in contrast, most I ever spent on a single draw was $40 for Powerball, and I didn't take a bus to Arizona to buy Powerball tickets prior to May 2013, when it became available in CA. Also that I desire such wealth for my own enjoyment and security, not flossin and mackin. Additionally I lack all of his bitterness and rage, because I have come to understand and accept human nature, and choose a path of peace and love for myself that brings true happiness, regardless of how alone and virginal I am.
*bumps thread with random picture*
Gambling problem also.
Spend most nights getting drunk in the casino alone and emptying my balls on a roulette table. Only reason I'm not there tonight is I have to catch a flight early morning and if I go I will stay there and not make it to the airport.
>>24851151
the fuck if you're going to have a gambling problem at least gamble on something good like craps where you get good odds
also statistically it's not as significantly higher chance if you buy multiple tickets because the chance of winning is already so low.
Having said all that, $22 for 3 days isn't too bad for a few days of escapism.
Anyone here sleeps with a open knife in their bed, hoping it will cut some vital vein and kill you in your sleep
I have a pair of blunt scissors on my windowsill that falls onto my bed sometimes.
not dead yet though.
>>24851030
No because that's stupid, you're stupid.
How about you fucking man up you degenerate shit cunt. Jesus titty fucking christ there are lot unhinged autistics having a sook on this website.
Wake up to yourself and sort your life out you fucking mouth breather. You're a fucking waste of space as it is so you might as well do that (or kill yourself).
>>24851030
Nothing like that, but when i cross the street, i only look left.
Post desktops or homescreens and make assumptions about the poster
No cleaning allowed
>>24850991
Dumbass who can't keep his devices charged. Seriously don't understand people who let it get below 20% in daily life. Pic related might help with your battery life though.
Hey friendo! How are you doing tonight?
>Tfw you'll never get to see a big number like 30 on the text messages icon
Fuck, who am I kidding, the only texts I ever get are he ones reminding me my phone bill's due
>tfw no bf to dress me up in cute outfits and writing lewd things on my body or to cook and clean for while wearing just an apron with no top or pants
>but also go shooting guns and winter road biking and shit with, or just sit around developing vidya gaems or building random shit off of Instructables
I just wanna be cute but also have some good boyish fun sometimes too, is that so undesirable in a mate
it seems like everyone just wants a boring cumsock or beta provider
man you're so gay
I get what you're saying, but you're just so gay
op stop you are giving me feels
That sounds pretty cute, honestly. I get what you mean, but hold onto a fragment of hope, because I'm sure there are guys out there that want the same thing
Hello r9k. Im thinking I should kill myself or something related thanks.
why dude
you're confusing me. what is related to suicide?
>>24850905
Many reasons. 30,000 dollars of school loans, no friends, body is failing me so work is difficult. My family doesnt want anything to do with me, they assume im overreacting and im too poor to go to the doctor for anything. My thoughts of gotten disgusting and my hallucinations keep getting worse. I come across as an idiot but I feel like I had potential at one point in my life. My childhood was a joke and I don't see myself going up from here. I could go on but I don't want to type too much.
>Human beings have free will
When will this shitty meme end?
Humans have about as much free will as a tree does. A tree takes in varying amounts of rain, wind, sun, and soil nutrients. It grows, bends, and photosynthesizes accordingly, contributing oxygen and shade back to its environment.
Likewise, humans take in vitamins and nutrients, and are affected by the actions of others. Our brain chemicals vary accordingly, within brain structures established by genetics and childhood experiences, and produce reactions. In no part of this process do we actually make a choice; we may feel like we did but the outcome was predetermined.
Normans like to believe that their lives are good because they chose to work hard.
>>24850801
What about enjoyment of the arts?
genuinely curious about the counter free-will stance on this
>>24850801
How I look at it is we have the freedom to choose from options which are predetermined. A bad analogy would be distributing your stat points except you have limits on how high you can go with certain stats and start with higher or lower points than other people.
Who /noplace/ here?
>annoyed by normies
>annoyed by aspies
>not a robot
>not normal
>annoyed by the far left
>annoyed by the far right
>few friends
>antisocial
>sometimes very social
>waver between popular and socially dead
>Tired of religious people
>Tired of edgy atheists
Anybody feel me?
>few friends
You lost me here. Fuck off you special snowflake normalfag.
I can tell you're just an average norman.
>>24850600
At least you have dubs, son. I hope you find peace.
>>24850600
He didn't say he was a robot.
who /melee/ here?
Who do you main?
Falco main reporting in
B-b-B-B-B-b-b-b-bowser!!!!!!!!!!!!
Falco? Really? The most generic alternative douchebag main?
Dr Mario!
>>24850466
> maining a character without a wave dash
do you enjoy being raped, anon?
Post your dinner, /r9k/!
Mine is beef ramen with a healthy side of water, and strawberry-rhubarb pie for dessert.
>>24850400
You're going to eat a whole pie for dessert?
>>24850467
No, silly. I just bought it a minute ago when I saw it was only $5. A pie like that should last me all week.
>>24850491
Today for dinner I had some chicken soup with country vegetables in a can thing, was pretty good but I didn't take a picture of it.
