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Who /burgerpants/ here?
>tfw just a side character in a meme game
burgerpants dropped some truth bombs
>>24847931
redpilled as fuck
and then he goes on to accept a date from bratty and catty lmao
Black "Hebrew Israelite" discussion ITT
Is there anyone else out there who watches these videos every day?
Has anyone eve actually encountered these guys before? What was it like? Any black people on 4chan want to give their opinion on them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_XGKGt7Kkw
Are they the ones who pass out bean pies?
>>24847812
In NY I saw a group of them verbally harass a BM/AF couple. It was pretty surreal. The black guy was beta as fuck. The shit they said warranted a good punch in the face.
>>24847867
People know that anytime a man is with an Asian woman that he is a beta and they proceed to treat him as such
>tfw you see your oneitis eating breakfast in your kitchen the morning after she fucked one of your roommates without make-up with her hair all frizzy
You should have committed supuku in front of her with a kitchen knife. With any luck she'd be ruined for life.
>having "oneitis"
>not realizing that as a male you are literally the anit-oneitits
>you can fuck as many chicks as you want with zero consequences
>>24848494
You got it backwards. Only women have consequence free sex. Men have to take all responsibility, even for the one's we didn't fuck. Look at rape laws, child support, no fertility rights, and taxes as prime examples of how men are fucked.
can we have a thread about rape?
in what percentage of "rape" cases do you think a woman is actually legitimately held down by a man she does not want to have sex with and forced through the act against her will?
maybe 1/10000 rapes are legitimate rapes
>>24847738
>can we have a thread about rape?
hello /b/
how often do girls resist a guy trying to pull her pants down or whatever, but then ends up having sex with him anyways and DON'T view this as rape?
asking the chadbots on here because ive never had sex with a girl or even come close.
>tfw the girl you're in a relationship with and loved has had sex with over 7 men
the worst part is shes so reserved and shy, every time I think about it I want to slash my wrists
>>24847720
Maybe you shouldn't date a whore then.
>>24847741
But I still love her, I just can't stand to look at her
Is this a good enough excuse to an hero
Don't forget to multiply it by 3.
hope you die
XOXO
>>24847657
whose hand is that?
>>24847657
How's that internet bill going anon
>>24847657
Everybody dies, Anon. Your hope for inevitability is pointless.
>he wears a watch on his right wrist
>>24847569
But if you're left-handed...
>he wears a trenchcoat
>he wears white sneakers
>his order at Starbucks is an iced coffee
>he looks away as soon as you make eye contact
>he walks too fast and seems to need to pass everyone he walks behind
>he walks around with headphones in
>he closes his eyes on the bus
>>24847569
Dr Autist I'm CIA
You enter your room one night, and see this nigger on your bed, who proceeds to say:
>"Hello. I have been assigned to you by the World Re-Education Program to instill in us inferior races the superiority of the white man. I am bound to take your orders: I have been instructed to clean and cook for you, as well as whatever other duties you may have for me; I am also to - if you wish - take your white seed inside of me, in order to learn my place under the superior white male."
What do,whiteRobots?
execute order 66
>>24847561
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Tell him to please fuck off. I don't want any company.
You can literally be anyone, look ugly as fuck, and still make money. You're all just focusing on "chad" and shit. Fucking retards.
But how do you make money?
>>24847551
>literally anyone
What about someone who hasn't been born yet senpai?
What if you're dead?
>>24847615
Then you aren't, by definition, anyone
>found out there's a Korean grocery store in my town
>take a drive over today after my finals wrap up
>i'm already feeling sick and sweating 2.5 miles out so this is going to go great
>doesn't matter, i've committed to this autism
>pull into the parking lot
>old korean lady yells at me in korean
>lol this place is great
>stroll inside ready to get with all the kqts
>store is dead
>one old man
>one dude slicing fish
>old lady buying like 11 potatoes and nothing else
>wander around the aisles
>finally spot her
>qt 3.1415 stocking shelves
>stroll over towards her ready to check myself into the hospital. diagnosis; yellow fever
>crack up at my own joke
>she hears and turns around
>"Annyeong haseo! Can I check out now please?"
>she smiles at me and goes over to the register.
>rings me up, i hand her my credit card
>here we go lads time to be a man
>ask her, "do you need my phone number with that?"
>she stares on puzzled
>i clarify, "you know for a credit card transaction, or if you just wanted it in general ;)"
>she smiles, "no that's quite okay!"
>struck out.jpg
>suddenly she turns and says, "oh this food you picked out not on sale this week"
>i had a bag of hi-chew and a box of korean cookies
>"oh okay. the price on the box says 1.99"
>"yes but that sale price. for you today pay 20 dollars"
>confused, point out the price on the box to her again
>"sorry, sale ended earlier today. if you want i can go get the store manager, he's my husband."
and that's the story of how i spent 20 dollars today on a bag of hi-chew and a 1.99 box of korean cookies. fucking hell...
Are you Korean American? I'm from Seoul :D
Keked level 10.0
Koreans are literally meme: the people. Fucking gangnam style deez nutz while playing diamond league of starcraft
Y0U AIN'T G0T N0 LIFE
>>24847461
BAD STACIES IS THEONLY THING THAT I LIKE
NO SEX ZONE
NO SEX ZONE
preach
robot mute
>Have GF of almost 3 years, quality GF on all accounts
>Meet other girl, is into me, sending obvious/huge signals, flirting, sexual jokes etc
>Has BF as well but long distance
>Flirt with her, hang out, but don't cross the line
>Tonight she hits me up for an obvious booty call "i'm alone at home, missing some alcohol, wanan come ? ;)"
>Refuse
>Learn that she meet another friend of mine across time
They'll probably fuck even though she never demonstrated attraction towards him.
I'm kinda mad desu.
>>24847387
Why the fuck are you mad? Did you want to ruin things with your GF. Fuck off shitty bait
>>24847431
Because I did want to have sex with her as she's attractive. I also like her personality.
>>24847387
>>24847457
Fucking Chad scum. Kill yourself if you don't have the balls to break up with your girlfriend because you can't remain faithful. You don't even realize how big a a piece of shit you are. Post this shit on /b/ instead since you are trying to bait for answers that reinforce the idea of you cheating on your loving girlfriend. Seriously fuck you, dude.
>"Look at him, honey"
>"He's so beautiful"
>"Let's name him Anon"
>"I'm sure he'll grow up to be happy and successful!"
>>24847300
>tfw no father
feels bad tbqh senpai
The worst part is, I could've been.
>>24847300
>Anon? Honey just stop, Anon is such a better name than Anon. Do you REALLY think someone named Anon will go anywhere in life?
>Honey, Anon was my grandfathers name and I want him to carry that on, and so what? It's not like a name determines your fate.
>Fine Anonet.
>tfw too introverted to get a gf
>missed out on teen sex and developing relationship skills at a critical age in my life
>24 and still a kissless, hugless, dateless virgin
>>24847138
You mean too beta to get gf
>>24847189
I know a guy who lost his virginity at 26 so I really don'T think there's an age for that and if you'Re really that desperate to experience the feeling of a vagina, you can always buy sex.
Why are women such cunts?
Give me one reason that all women should not be killed.
>>24847116
>Give me one reason that all women should not be killed.
I don't want to see my mum die
well if we killed all women my mom would be dead and my sister and also my neighbor mrs. mary williams who bakes cookies on christmas for all the houses on my block so that's kind of a dumb idea
Who will buy me tendies if my mum dies?
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