>Walk into little brothers room
>See this
What do you do?
Start sucking
You ate my little brother!
>>24840724
Beat the living fucking shit out of him
Enjoy your long commute home, wagekek.
>tfw working from home
>tfw my comfy office chair is my workstation
>>24840640
Same to you you useless piece of trash
>>24840662
>>24840680
sweet little wagecuk tears, sweet little tears
How to find happiness?
Get money.
Get more money.
>>24840440
Wish it upon a shooting star
>tfw slave away for 11 months
>tfw start fucking up on purpose
>tfw get fired at exactly the 12 month mark
>tfw now qualify for full unemployment benefits because I didn't quit of my own accord
>tfw $1300/month for doing nothing all day
>tfw it lasts for 13 months
>tfw still had $5k saved up from last job to disperse over these months
>tfw...
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Wish my shitty country still had neetbux.
>>24840461
Well, it's actually a kind of unemployment insurance. You pay a monthly premium, you must be a member for at least 12 months and then you must have worked at least 6 out of the past 12 months to qualify. If you do, you receive 80% of your former income seen over said 12 month period (if you worked full time those 12 months, you get 80% of your former salary, if you only worked 6 months you'd only get 80% of what equals a half-time salary though, even if you worked full time those 6 months).
Still,...
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>Bragging about having $5k saved up
Geeze, OP, you sure showed us.
Hahahahaha
>tfw you're actually Chad and like to see what the kids you bullied are not doing with their lives.
>>24840277
I have a unique feel
>was big at school (tall and muscular - I worked out and played hockey)
>was a bully
>hated by everyone but feared as well
Fast forward to today:
>overweight
>not good looking anymore
>most of the people I fucked with moved on and are normies now with decent lives
>occasionally...
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>>24840338
>unique feel
>describes pretty much every school bully
k.
>>24840338
Seems your life failed too lol.
>teehee fembot thread xDD
>lol im on my period bois :/
>el em ayyy o i need attention robots!
http://strawpoll.me/6214306
This is the final straw. I've fucking had it with these cancerous "fembot" /soc/ tier shitposting threads on /r9k/. This shit has got to go because it does nothing but bring unwarranted attention. I mean just look at these fucking "fembot" threads infesting the catalog.
Admitting your a girl on the internet...
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Kick out all roasties desu
>>24840219
I agree with you famfam
Kick em out
About how many votes would it take for hiro to consider our proposal?
If this ugly nerd can get a hot famous gf why can't you? He has a greasy jewfro and badly fitting clothes
>>24840196
Let me list all the factors.
1. Celebrity "news" are 100%, not 99%, but 100% made up for publicity.
2. He's tall.
3. Looks better than tay tay.
What's she thinking here?
>>24840196
His hair may be horrible but his face is a 6/10 at least. Also he's tall.
Imagine how his parents feel when they see him sad and alone.
They just wanted him to be a happy boy, they wanted him to have a happier childhood than they did.
What is the story behind this image
>>24840147
There was a school disco, everyone was going. His mum dressed him up in clothes she thought were cool and hip, really hoping he'd fit in and have a good time. But when he got there he was alienated, Timmy called him a 'queerosexual gaylord' and everyone laughed. Everyone he went near walked away and he was left alone in the center of the room. He later went to the toilet to ring his mum for a lift home, but Timmy and Mike locked him in there and his mum had to get the janitor to get him out.
They...
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>>24840147
>>24840345
Wrong retards. The kid just shit his pants
ITT: We have a green flag thread for girls.
>she watches anime
>she has an benis
>she has colored hair
> realizes how worthless the "free" validation they always get is
> wants to self improve
> has skills, creates stuff
> is just autistic enough where social validation is not a big factor in their personalities
>ywn have a perfect hybrid that is submissive like an Asian but fucks like a black
>tfw blasians always look more black than asian
Asians are perfect already no need to taint it with race mixing
>>24840010
Blasian here, this is kinda true.
Oh, hi there, Wagekek! I see you are watching me write my memoir with envy in your eyes. May I have a lick? *licks* PHEW, YOU STINK WAGIE! YOU TASTE LIKE SWEAT, REGRET, AND MR. GREENBERG's MOIST NUTSACK. Why would you EVER volunteer to work as a slave?
>>24839763
Literally what the fuck. You draw these in your spare time? Are you mentally challenged?
>>24839952
That cat sucks.
>>24839763
Friendly reminder that this is your destiny
Are you still voting for this retard?
I thought he was the only viable candidate, I think I'll support Ted Cruz from now on. If it comes down to it, I'll vote for Shillary if I need to.
>>24839707
I'll vote for anyone who is not Kek Sanders
What do you mean? He wants to shut down Reddit and Twitter, this is the best news I've heard all.... Year? All year maybe.
I for one welcome the total destruction of this filth infested "internet"
Would you get in the shower with this girl, Anon?
Sure, she's hot as fuck.
>>24839654
>this thing
>girl
brb going to bleach my eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg
I mean, come on!
>>24839573
It's 2016 for gods sake senpai
ew this is fucking gay
shitty american garbage
I found it to be informative but i hate Emily so fucking much. She's so awkward and unfunny.
>How come you haven't been to the gym today, anon?
>>24839555
that aint high test, theres no hips, ass or thighs there. high test is about the lower half
fit girls are fucking gross
>>24839555
This bitch looks like someone took a Barbie doll and a Ken doll and switched the heads
>>24839581
Shut up, kuk, you want her to peg you.