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Hey, /r9k/, what is the best Myers-Briggs personality type for girls, in your opinion?
I advocate for INFP. It is the perfect mix of sensisivity, submissiveness and femininity. Strong moral values, so wouldn't cheat; likes harmony, so not likely to fight; family oriented; introverted. Only problem is that she might get too sad at times, but otherwise she would be a 10/10 would wife.
Too bad INFP sucks for men.
INTP, INFP, ISFP are all best-tier
all others are inferior
>tfw INFJ girl
Going to kill myself soon because I have no friends.
INTJ master race obviously
If you're anything with E you're worthless
Happy Tuesday Edition
literally potato-tier camera on a shit day with a terrible panning shot.
guess where I live.
>>24836474
>Endless overcast
My overseas brethren is that you
Deer Park Campground, Washington
What is it about chubby girls that makes us want to fuck them so much?
absolutely nothingseriously that thing is disgusting
Speak 4 urself m80
>mfw I used to come to this board to read robot stories and give advice
>mfw now I just come here to fap to fat girls
i graduated from uni recently and apparently i didn't do a good job 'networking'
i know some people, might even want to call them 'friends' although i don't really hang out with them much anymore, it was more situational. regardless, they're all about my age, around half are about to graduate and half just did.
so how is this supposed to get me a better job?
>hey boss, yeah i know i just got hired 6 months ago but i know this guy anon with almost no work experience but he's a smart dude, you should give him a chance!
it is seriously beyond my comprehension how this shit even works. i managed to get an internship at basically minimum wage pay, now i make double at the same place (which is mediocre pay) but that was just luck tbqh, i made websites in high school and put HTML/CSS/PHP on my resume and got the job that way. my major has nothing to do with web design at all.
That is what college is for. You're supposed to go to clubs, events, conferences, presentations, etc, and shake as many hands and make as many connections as possible.
>>24836067
>hey boss, yeah i know i just got hired 6 months ago but i know this guy anon with almost no work experience but he's a smart dude, you should give him a chance!
It's almost like how people will believe an eyewitness at a crime, even if they've been denounced to be bullshit. People want to trust other people
>>24836097
this is why college is for normies, and if you're a robot and fell for the college meme you're retarded
back from the abyss
whatsup with faggots trying to steal my bar and tripcode as soon as i started doing this
whats your story anon, would youd like anything to drink?
It's 10am, I'll have appletini. :3
>>24835927
Gimme your cheapest beer with the highest %
white russian
uni exams coming up which will ravage my anus
i feel so defeated
How do wageslaves deal with only have two days of freedom a week?
>>24834954
Either you find something you don't mind doing, or you find something where you can earn enough to eventually leave wage-slavery for good.
>>24834954
>tfw have to work 25 hours this week
>tfw its 70 hours of work with school added
i just want money for stupid shit
I only have one day and i go to school that day
>tfw you will always be a poorfag
>tfw still dont understand why a poor person would even consider having kids
t-thanks mom and dad
>tfw no qt black gf
Anyone else know this feel?
>>24833301
>her
>black
Also, did you know that America still haven't had a black president yet?
>"black"
But yes I imagine 99% of the people on r9k know this feel
>>24833301
>niggress
>qt
Pick one.
Who /cyborg/ here?
>forced to blend in with normies and socialize despite crippling anxiety
>too much self-respect and anxiety to be a full blown weirdo who has stopped caring about appearances
>too awkward and introverted to be a normie
>normies talk to you but feel literally nothing towards you, basically a non-person in their eyes
>described with non-descript nothing adjectives like "nice" or "quiet"
>only group of friends you have is from extremely long ago and only gotten smaller over time as people drift apart
>shallow relationships with friends, they enjoy your company when you're around but never actively want to do anything with you
>tfw you will never be noticed
>tfw you will never be respected
I think I am a cyborg leaning towards the robot side of the spectrum
I mean i have no friends, i cut off contact with people who i could have called friends long ago
but i believe i can talk ok to people sometimes
enough that i can convince people i am not autistic
Enjoy normperks too much to ever go full 'bot
Love my shithole parentless apartment and the pizza delivery and the freedom to fart
Just slap on my fake smile and squint the old eyeholes and keep the checks rolling in
Yup, sounds a lot like me.
Cringe thread to be honest family
>>24831794
Holy shit, why are SJWs so fucking pathetic?
>it's your fault I'm too weak to handle objective biological truths
what a shame shes pretty qt to be honest family
>tfw drinking a half bottle of jack daniels every day now. i think i'm becoming an alcoholic.
jfmsufamilia
>>24831057
> i think i'm becoming an alcoholic
And you are also a normalfag, drinking = normalfag. Can you fucking normalshits stop with the whole "le i am so depressed, time to drink just like in the movies xd xd XD". Drinking is always a normalfag thing.. Why can't you leave us true robots alone? Just leave.
>>24831473
>I am a manchild who never learned to drink
>>24831057
Yes you are... anything moore than a few beers or glass of red a day is a problem...
>>24831473
>Dude all I drink are energy drinks Monster is wicked!!!
Cheeky thread before wagekeking starts edition
Pakis get out now.
I once worked in Catherham, lived in Lewisham next to goldsmiths college, it was like s dream. Then I had to get back to my 3rd world eternal prison
I just can't understand how you guys can be sad living in UK
Been up since 3am. Sleeping pattern is fucked. Already had a tidy up.
>normies sharing this on memebook like any of it is contextually true
I guess its my fault for continuing to go there.
Even if this were true I'd still vote for him
who gives a fuck?
I think a new world war/genocide would be nice
>>24828094
But it is true. Trump is making muslims and immigrants the scapegoat, while in reality, it's the fault of their politicians and culture.
Indeed he capitalizes on fear to drive his popularity, however its all over for him. His announcement that he wants to stop all Muslim immigration will not bring any more voters to his side because all of the anti-immigration extremists were already voting for him... and obviously it will drive all his more moderate supporters to Carson. He doesn't have a chance in hell, thank god I can't stand this guy... Next hes going to say Saudi Arabia will pay for the boats brings muslims out of the US and his crazy fanbase will believe him
Whoever made that thread about Katawa Shoujo earlier: fuck you.
I feel like absolute shit. I've just spent several hours of my life simulating something that I'll never get to experience under any circumstances ever and now I feel like absolute shit.
How is this fun? This is torture. I felt amazing throughout but then I got hit by the crushing realisation that I will NEVER, EVER, EVER EXPERIENCE THIS, and now I feel worse than I have in a long time.
VNs are a trap. They're a fucking trap, and I blame you for making me fall for it.
Fuck you.
>>24825578
>babby's first soul-crushing epiphany
>>24825578
But did you have a good time reading it? You'll always have that memory.
>>24825614
I guess so. Heart started to race when she said to kiss her (unintentionally got Emi, had no idea my early choices would affect this). I don't think I've ever experienced that level of immersion before, which is why I feel so bad now. Never been emotionally invested in fictional characters like that, especially not in such a short span of time.
>tfw you can smell your vag through your sweatpants
>tfw bed smells of vag
>tfw don't want to go to the store because randos might smell it when you walk by
i want to smell your vag
>>24820821
No you don't. It isn't fishy but it isn't a pleasant odor at all.
Why not just was your vag and your sheets?
Why are more and more men seemingly afraid to approach women now?
It seems that as the years go by, less guys are making the first move. And almost come off like they're devolving into misogyny and bitterness now.
>>24816579
nah its prob just you lol. tick tock don't stop
Yes men are just misogynistic for NO REASON, its not like 80% of women demand men be 6ft, not like women rate the vast majority of men as below average.
women are a bad investment so we dont bother
This generation of young men have less fathers than any before it.
Most of us just dont know what to do, try awkwardly a few times and fail, lowering our already crippled self- esteem even further
