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Why is it so hot when girls bite their lips like this?
>>24847106
it isnt
you merely have the autism
>>24847154
...maybe I do, but I still think I'm onto something.
>>24847106
The one on the left is having a stroke. Not a sexy look.
fembot here, how does it feel to be a male virgin past the age of 18?
you're never getting a piece of this btw
feels bad tbqh wit u family
too bad a cartoon frog is hotter tan you fatty
>>24847028
Post your tits or GTFO you whore
Does anyone have that image of the white kid smiling when he sees black people on his sidewalk??
I need this it's an emergency!
Or is it this one?
Let me just dump my entire gallery of white kids smiling at black people.
>>24847204
no it wasnt 2d at all!!
It was a white kid smuggly smiling
fuck off with your degenerate shit
>Have adblocker on most of the time
>Don't really watch TV, just go on youtube and Netflix
>Knew that the new Star Wars movie was coming out in the near, but still distant future
>Find out today it's coming out next week
Anyone else /outoftheloop/ here?And no, I don't have sauce for this pic.
>>24846857
New Star Wars movie? WTF?
>no i dont have sauce
then kill yourself tbqhwyl
I'm still undecided whether or not I should go to the theater and see it on my own and risk being humiliated or wait till I can pirate it off the internet.
>"so anon, when are you gunna go back to school so you can get a real job?"
ugly bitch even with makeup
1) Who are you?
2) I'm still in school
3) The nearest Steak n Shake is over 200 miles from my place, how did we get here?
>Steak'n'Shake
Looks fucking delicious.
How do we fix Western women?
>implying the problem is in western women only
Western women are bad at hiding their manipulation, that's all
Be the change you want to see in the worldBecome a woman
>>24846623
you just ignore them, they will eventually go away.
How much do you tip the guy who rips your ticket at the movie theater?
I usually slip him a fiver. a buck or two more if it's a 3D movie
>>24846520
I usually tip him $5 or so. I'll give the popcorn guy about $8, maybe 9 or 10 if he's quick about it.
>>24846520
I don't.
Who the fuck does this?
Who the fuck tips that guy?
The only people I tip are the shower attendants.
lets play the game of how chad are you
results
Literally nothing. Not a single cross. There usually is at least one or two.
once I was paid $100 to appear in a music video of some dude, I don't think that's modelling though
i just hit my head really hard on concrete but i don't like going to the doctor. what lengths do you guys go to to avoid seeking medical attention?
Until im deceased
I once had a giant infection on my inner thigh. I basically looked up on line how to drain it and treat it myself. Didn't die or lose my leg, so I guess it worked.
I just avoid the dentist because I can't afford it.
My tooth fell apart and I have these 2 giant abscesses that have grown into my jaw and are probably causing the tinnitus I have now.
Whatever.
I just got laid off over the phone because my manager didn't think I was "happy with my job & that I didn't seem like I was a permanent prospect."
wtf do I do
Lel, you can be fired for not pretending to give a crap about the mundane shit you have to do. Wagekeks btfo again.
Working in an at-will employment state is complete bullshit. I got fired for missing 2 shifts because I was in the hospital for 2 days. Manager wouldn't even let me explain even though I had a doctors note. He let me go over a text message.
>>24846154
Is that allowed in America?
when Asian girls are pretty, they are damn pretty!
>>24845985
Aisian women are the top tier.
White women hate them because of it.
>>24845985
pic unrelated?
Also when will this fucking robot filter get turned off again jesus christ
Asian pussy was built to take WHITE cock
Can anyone think of a way to take down the chad king?
A bullet to the head would put him down. Not telling you to go out and kill someone, but that's one way to "take down the chad king"
if the chad king dies, we all get GFs... right?
probably, we need someone in LA
What drugs do you robots use for social anxiety? I cant deal with this shit every single day and its only getting worse. I dont care if I get fucked up, I just need something I can take every day so that I can talk to people easier. I was thinking xanax or kpin but I'd love to hear some recommendations. I can get almost anything
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>be me
>break up with GF
>she pushes your button
>tells you to fuck off and go away
>you try to reason with her
>she makes you mad
>you're so angry
>try not to hit her
>grab her and wrestle to the ground
>run away
>run away some more
HOLY FUCK WHAT DO I DO
If she's not bleeding it'll be fine.
Plenty of push wrangle or push their new ex-gfs.
>>24845865
She said she's gonna call the cops on me. She's fine but holy fuck I screwed up.
>>24845865
Plenty of people.
Sorry, tried to bash my brains out on a wall some years ago and I get things switched around every once in a while.
>Be me, 16
>Have friend named Santiago who's into UFC
>Big weight lifter, on wrestling team
>Also looking to spar for fun, but everyone is too afraid
>Spar from time to time, always lose
>Over his house on day with fat friend
>Santi wants to spar, no takers
>"Man, I wish there was like a way to spar that didn't hurt"
>Fat friend looks up
>"W-well, there is LARPing"
>"What's that?"
>Fat friend obviously embarrassed
>"I-it's like, you make foam weapons, and spar..."
>Santi is hyped as fuck about LARPing
>Use youtube to find out how to make weapons
>We make swords for each of us
>Have fun sparring with them, I actually manage to win against Santi sometimes
>A few months later, we're 17, fat friend moves away
>We're bored of only sparring with each other
>Santi finds out there's entire groups of LARPers
>Find local one, drive up and bring his 15 year old brother Antonio
>None of these people look like fighters, they're all way too fat or way too skinny
>Funny looking costumes
>Meet 40 something year old Neckbeard
>He helps us join, gives us these character sheets
>"What are these?"
>"You put down all the information for your character on them!"
>Don't really get what's happening, take sheets and go home
>We're pissed about magic being allowed and all these stat bullshit
>According to their rules, the damage of a weapon is determined by spells + it's size.
>The weapons we currently have would do like 10 damage
>In all our matches, it was 1 hit you're done, and that's what we were looking for
>Santi comes up with a plan, we'll all choose the Monk class, because they're unaffected by spells
>Then, we'll make gigantic foam swords to 1-shot everyone
>Also dump all points into HP, fuck everything else
>The sheet says "Your character name cannot be your real name."
>Santi finds a "loop hole" of sorts, makes his name Saint James, the translation of Santiago
>Antonio becomes Saint Tony, I follow as Saint Ty
cont.
cont
>A few days later, we finish our swords
>Each over 6 feet long and 10 inches thick, calculate to find they each do 125 damage
>Next LARP is in a few days
>The sheet says we have to wear clothing that would fit the medieval time period, but jeans are fine
>Go wearing nothing but jeans, boots, and plain black shirts
>Show up with our fucking monsterous swords, people look at us as we pass by
>Go to the "Kings" who run the event to hand in our sheets and have them confirm our sword damage
>All balding 40 something year olds
>They meausure the swords
>"U-uhm, it's not listed anywhere, but there's a 100 damage limit on swords"
>Fine, whatever
>They use red tape to put the number "100" on each of our swords
>Red tape our HP on our shirts, 200 each
>Ask if we have any armor, tell them no
>They nod and tell us where to go
>Meet a big group of people in costumes in a field
>We shoot each other looks and laugh from time to time
>Skinny kid dressed as elf come over to us
>"Ah, hello! You must be the traveling Saints!"
>"Yup."
>"My, what monstorous weapons you've got! You sure you'll be able to use those?"
>"Yeah"
>"Alright, well, our enemies, the Midlanders..." stopped paying attention and don't remember much of what he said
>Eventually, after telling us the life story of every fucking character, he gives us the plan
>We'll gank "The Midlanders" in the middle of their battle in a huge field
>Go through woods, suck at directions and somehow end up at public road
>Wonder for a little longer, eventually find the field
>The Midlanders apparently won, Elf boy is bowing to one of the kings
>They thought we left or something, continued without us
cont
cont
>Since we're on the Windguard's side and still up, it's not over
>It's 3 against 10, "Dead" people clear the field
>Go in, take down 4 guys in about a minute
>Get hit a few times, suddenly someone blows a whistle at me, telling me I'm dead
>I swear I've only been hit like 4 times, but I wasn't really paying attention so I just drop my sword and exit
>Santi picks up my sword, now dual wielding gigantic blades
>Takes 2 more out, hits some fat guy in the face
>Starts flipping out, saying "No face! No face!"
>The "Kings" stop the LARP
>Decide that now is the time to tell us about a "No hitting in the face" rule
>The punishment for breaking the rule is fighting one of the Kings, if you lose your character is dead
>Kings apparently have 500 HP and 500 Armor, weapons do 100 no matter what
>Santi beats him without getting hit
>Suddenly, now the rule is "You have to fight all the Kings"
>Does one on one matches with all 5 Kings, got hit in only 3 of the matches
>They kick us out of the LARP for not taking it seriously
And that's how we came to realize, LARPing is not "Sparring with foam weapons" but is actually cosplaying and getting mad when you lose.
>>24845773
I'm on the edge of my seat
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