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here it come dat boi!!!!!!!
oshit whatup?
>>28306677
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGA THATS A FROG !!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT POST THAT ON 4 CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit meme fuck off back to tumblr where you belong.
>wake up
>only thing I look forward to is being tired enough to get back to sleep
Life is fucking awful.
>>28306664
>mfw lying in bed while fantasizing about being loved
>>28306664
>not devoting your life to pleasing chad with your boipussy
>>28306709
Don't do that. It's way too early to be sad.
What is the best sign and why is it virgo?
>>28306663
virgo here. can confirm we're the best but also a pain to deal with sometimes.
i'm a pisces infp and i like pisces and infp the most
Official sign tier list:
>God tier
Virgo
Pisces
>mom tier
Libra
Cancer
>chad tier
Aeries
Leo
Scorpio
>Shit tier
Gemeni
Aquarius
Sagitarius
Capricorn
Taurus
I just found out mu wife's bull is cheating on her, I'm fucking furious.
>>28306595
>tfw this could very much not be a bait
I'm kinda sad actually.
>>28306595
Show hlm your cuck shed
>>28306595
>bull cheated on wife by raping my wife's son through the wall in the other room again
>"hey femanon i think you are really cute, do you want to go out sometime?"
how would you react?
>>28306531
No homo but I'd suck his dick
Um no I dont think I want to go out with you. But lets go back to your place right now and you can fuck my brains ok.
Sound good?
>>28306531
eww, steroids
How do I stop thinking about girls all day
>>28306443
you get together with one.
t. kv
>>28306443
Stop being a fucking faggot.
Seriously, why the fuck is ">tfw no gf" still a thing?
>>28306471
Because we dont have gf
>tfw every thread you post in either immediately dies or continues on with you getting ignored every time
why ;_; I don't even want (You)'s I just want participate
>>28306440
Same here. I usually try to put some effort into my posts, but nobody cares.
/soc/ tier bullshit and normie advice gets the most attention.
>>28306440
>>28306473
because we are boring. in real life and online. we can't change that fact.
>>28306508
But I feel like /r9k/ used to have a lot of likeminded people. Now we have all this shitposting and drama and every thread that had some thought put into it immediately dies.
I guess I'm just too boring.
How do I ask a classmate out
Pls respond
We have chatted a bit, studied the together once and I have her number (she have it to me cause I needed notes)
>>28306348
Let me tell you something anon.
The only way you can fuck this up is if you do something incredibly retarded. If she likes you at all, she will go out with you, if not, she will reject you. You just have to ask her something like "do you want to see a movie with me" or "do you want to go have dinner with me" and see what happens. You overthinking it will just make it go away.
>>28306430
Oh I was probably going to just go with "hey after finals you wanna go grab food/dinner?" but I wanted to see what you robots would do.
Completely new to this shit.
>>28306348
Further proof that underage /b/ kids are ruining /mlp/
When was the last time you left the house?
The other night because I like to take walks late at night after all the normies go to sleep
>>28306299
taco bell and wendys are not going to deliver themselves.
>>28306299
When Ratchet and Clank(ps4) came out
ITT : How normies view 4chan
>"eww anon it's full of gross shit and child porn"
>"anon I didn't know you were such a weirdo"
>"anon please don't shoot up a school, we love you :/"
>
Why give a fuck about normies? The women make good fuckings, but talking to them is unbearable
>anon we've been concerned about your recent browsing history
>anon please put the gun down
>ano-
>talking about forchin irl
>Want to start taking pygeum so I can make precum, which I don't at the moment
>Don't want to shrink my prostate which would make buttstuff less pleasurable
Has anyone here had experience with it?
Yes but not with butt stuff so not sure how that interaction goes. I did get a little more pre while I was taking it but I already had a little to start. I actually liked it more for better pissing (fewer visits needed) but my junk started to feel weird, kind of random achey at times, so I stopped taking it. Might go back on a smaller dose if I feel the need later
>>28306300
How much did you make to start with? How much did you make on it?
I don't make any atm
>>28306570
Like a couple drops at most, and increased to like, several drops one time.
It's actually a lot more mental than physical for me. Jerking myself alone I get a tiny amount, but just expecting that I will have sex sometime soon will get more. Or maybe it's an anticipation thing, idk
>in school computer lab
>press ctrl, alt and a directional key to switch screens upside down
Ha! fuck you next class
Whos /mischief/ today?
Doesnt work
oc
>>28305953
me and my friend in highschool were the computer lab little devils. we were always pranking the other students, we would tape le ebic trolle faces under their mouse sensors, play random weird noises, flip screens, adjust monitor color to only red before the other students showed up, etc. We also skipped most of the days work was assigned so we basically had zero work to do so we setup a proxy server and played vidya for the whole class. Teacher didnt care, and the only work we turned in was the final and got an A.
>sending other people the ebin shutdown.bat
fun times
Rationally speaking, why wouldn't you commit suicide?
>you don't fit in with society
>you will die in some 60 years
>you achieve no accomplishments in that time, only experiencing suffering and mild pleasure
>also, anti-suicide campaigning is survivor-biased
Why not end it all right now and embrace the inevitable?
>>28305878
suicide hurts in most cases
Might as well make the most of your life since you're gonna die anyway.
Find something that makes you happy
>>28305901
This. Death is extremely traumatic. You'd have to be in a very deranged state to actually try to go through with suicide. The more pleasurable choice is always to wait for the next meal, rest and sexual pleasure.
>>28305901
>suicide hurts in most cases
I have a solution for you
What would happen if all men in the world became women and all women became men tomorrow?
All the new women would masturbate and all the new men would kill themselves
>>28305799
>and all the new men would kill themselves
What, why?
>>28305822
no more special treatment by virtue of the hole between their legs
Hi all guys.
Anyone here has a Tulpa? I suddenly became interested in having one.
If yes, I have a lot of question about it.
1) How do you feel about it? Happy, sad... ?
2) Have you ever told someone, in real life, about having a Tulpa?
3) How hard is it to create one?
4) Any advices about them?
Thanks for your answers
>>28305787
I used to and like idk it just kinda recesses back into my mind
1.
happy while it was here, happy while it's gone. might try to get her back irl
2.
once but I said it was an imaginary friend
they said that's weird and I'm weird but ok
3._
depends on how much time/dedication you have and kinda how crazy you are already
5.
what kinda advice?
>>28306006
First of all, thanks for your answers.
> depends on how much time/dedication you have
> and kinda how crazy you are already
A lot of time, after I get enough knowledge about I'll try to dedicate a lot on it. I'm pretty crazy (antisocial, paranoid and depressed) but never heard voices or something similar
> what kinda advice?
ANYTHING about it.
How to start, how to relate with it, and so on.
I'm really eager to listen to someone's story about tulpa
you'd probably get more replies in the /trash/ thread
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