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Who here /vapor/ here?
I like vaporwave because there is nothing better than letting audio nostalgia trickle slowly into you ears, sending your imagination cascading down aisle after sterile aisle of materialistic guiltless consumerism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMyOWIuZp3g
>>28307326
VAPE NASH YALLL!!!
I hate the fact its been a bit ruined but I still listen to it.
Who else /walk around stores listening to vaporwave/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3XK1e5VCRI
imagine if you had true, loyal friends to hang out with
You don't need friends when you have anime.
>>28307320
I used to, but they didn't smoke weed.
>>28307320
I just want friends, I have nobody right now.
Dude, relax
Just b yoself. It's easy to get women. You gotta' be chill and not needy bro. I get pussy all the time.
>>28307243
Why do you keep posting these average looking guys?
>>28307243
What a waste of time. Time to save this thread.
>>28307287
rolling for anything but BLACK tbqh
What is r9k listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVvS8TXMCs
>>28307215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdlvPe959Ck
>>28307215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg7lIkZdTPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u6CI_jYBmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g6sk-0X4Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29I0srhPwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MRNeKeUp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpJV3gujaA
Is anyone else really unnerved by our animalistic nature despite being human?
>we're complete slaves to our dicks just to fulfill our biological imperative
>the only reason we like other people is for the things they can provide us with (money, laughter, etc.)
>everything we do is ultimately for the sole purpose of releasing feelgood chemicals in our brains
>men are programmed to fuck as many women as possible while women are programmed to only fuck the top-tier Alpha males; love is biologocally nonexistent
I don't mean for this to come off as an edgy high-school-tier rant, but it just feels so wrong desu. We've come so far as a species but it seems like we haven't mentally progressed at all. I don't like feeling this way.
I'm hoping humanity is at some kind of awkward adolescent phase and all of that will disappear in time
Things can't continue this way forever, that's just ridiculous.
Will other animals ever gain sentience?
Like, when will the dolphins create an underwater society with armies and start a war with humans?
>>28307349
GAS THE ORCAS SPECIES WAR NOW
>dad found the booger frisbee
>>28307173
>not sticking them under the desk and making booger stalactites
These arent funny anymore.
You dnt put boogers under a frisbee. You put them in a ziplock bag to keep them fresh and you call it your booger baggie.
Sometimes when your hungrey and want something salty you dip into that baggie
>mommy found kaptain kernel
Thoughts on this?
Do you want to cry?, it's ok to cry.
i don't think that way at all and i am nothing like that, sounds more like the women in my family
talk shit get hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOkcC9dFYEo
>>28307067
Of couse you don't agree, this is tearing apart your bubble of ignorance and false superiority.
Y are women so terrible at raising children alone?
>parents divorce
>lived with my dad and got good grades, was happy and fed everyday
>he meets some african whore and she doesn't want me around so I have to go live with my mom
>Never went to school, had food or nice clothes despite the fact my mother is a nurse. She's not even a poor woman.
>now I'm 24 and a total failure. I realize I would have been very successful now if I were raised by my dad.
>>28306966
Yeah this is all your mom's fault... Not your perfect dad being a dick for choosing his new woman over his son?
Not your fault for not taking responsibility for your actions?
Yeah.... all women are terrible at raising children, you're right
>>28307012
Salty roastie feeling toasty
>>28307012
Well he was wrong for leaving but it doesn't change the fact that he was much better at raising me
Beating woman wasn't considered something bad a mere 100 years ago.
Why should we throw away grandfathers' traditions?
>>28306959
feminism.
This is the future you chose
because 99% of this board would have been killed in high school or at work already.
also people didn't hit women that often here come dat boi
We shouldn't, that's why society is so fucked now.
Women's rights were a mistake and will lead to the end of civilization in the west.
Why are women attracted to effeminate men nowadays?
Something is fucking with their hormones
>>28306952
They arent.
They think they are, but they arent.
It's the same thing with all the women saying they want a loving, feely bf but they actually want Chad.
>>28306952
>now
Cultural shit is cyclic, or more accurately, sinusoidal ie it swings one way, then swings back, BUT not always equally back and forth, though enough to have distinct shifts, hence why the current feminism shit is way more toxic than the bra burning of the previous feminist decade.
Sooner or later it will go back to bears as the archetypical male heartthrob.
Do you do anything else than shitposting and masturbating? Pls share your hobbies here!
>tfw learned guitar to get grills
>tfw it didn't work
>tfw actually likes to learn guitar
Started reading, was told that the whole forgetting what you read immediately after reading it and having to go over pages several times or end up lost thing goes away after a while. ~15,000 pages later and it turns out it doesn't.
>>28306978
reading is an interest not a hobbie kys.
I collect railroad parts. Currently working on bringing an actual rail from an abandoned track back with me.
fuck lads
>be me 18 yo autismo kv
>working out for 5 years so get some attention from girls
>can't even be friends with a girl, its impossible for me because I guess deep inside I hate women because of my sister
There is a girl that propably likes me or atleast liked me. She started going to the same gym and works there. She is 15 yo easily 8/10 but her body keeps getting better because she works out. When I think how hot she can become when she grows up I almost get sick in my stomach because I will propably miss my chance with her. There is also a chance she is a virgin because shes 15.
Idk what to do because I'm fucking autistic especially around females but If I miss my chance (which I already might have but better late than never) I will regret it for the rest of my miserable life.
wat do
Go after her bro
>>28306789
Is ya sis hot? Post pics plox
You better show your body so we can make sure you look good.
Figuratively speaking if you were to commit suicide what would your suicide note say and what would you leave behind
>Pic unrelated
Either something gay and edgy like
>existence is submission
or something emphasizing how no one is at fault for it
Gotta keep it short and sweet, I've been practicing this and the longer the note, the more shit it is, usually.
I don't get suicide notes.
You're going to be dead who gives a fuck.
I wouldn't leave a note. I'd just try my best to disappear.
How do you feel about double standards for men and women?
>>28306727
>implying women can raise children properly
>don't even get what the second is implying since both sides blame in a marriage
>implying all men beat their wives
>meh
>implying women can cook
>meh
thanks for making me angry op
The double standard doesn't matter if you're invisible to the opposite sex.
>>28306727
They exist out of necessity. Life would be ridiculous if they didn't.
The problem in that picture isn't that she expects things from a male partner it's that she doesn't think women should be held to standard too.
This is only common enough to troll us because men actually have very very low standards i their partners and they can get away with being useless slobs as long as they make their partners feel less lonely sometimes or perish the thought put out.
Reminder that "guys just want sex" is a meme used by women to justify passing over responsible, good men in favor of flashy charismatic Chads.
For every guy who wants sex, there's one who wants a relationship and women consciously pass them over.
It sounds like you've been spurned, and you're mad. Would you like to talk about it?
>>28306762
Nope, just helping anons see through roastie propaganda.
Keep up the good fight anon, don't let the roasties win, you need to inform the masses
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