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>dad is a distant, unfeeling introverted wagekek who hardly ever leaves the house other than work
>mom is a full on shutin who spends all her time on the internet
>they hate each other and are drinking themselves to death
>none of my siblings ever had a steady partner. I think my sister brought home a boy to my parents once when she was a teenager. But since then, never had a relationship as far as I know
>brother is some deadbeat unemployed alcoholic who drove away everyone
>history of depression and autism and mental illness all throughout our family tree
At least this generation will be the last of this sad progression
Man that sounds comfortable.
your family has managed to find partners up until this point, why not cintinue the line or try to change something?
>>28302857
Learn from their mistakes. Do not let yourself stagnate. Challenge yourself to stretch beyond what is merely comfortable. Do not suffocate within your dead skin.
>Finally found cuty314
>Went on 10, 20 dates, had sex everytime
>Start to develop feelings for her
>Let her know
>She suddenly stopped liking me and hardly responds anymore
Why can't I have love and be happy and marry and be together and find my soulmate for ever and ever :(
>>28302844
she was fucking other guys in between all your dates
you were "fun"
>>28302844
>had sex on every date
>surprised that she wasnt looking for a relationship
>>28302844
THINN
>Spent a hour building and decorating a little shack in Fallout 4
Do I have autism? It wasn't even a big shack. I rebuilt it like 4 times.
No
What you were doing was constructive and satisfying.
I love you for the pic OP
>>28302778
>be 16 or 17
>playing the original Deus Ex
>use the spawn cheat and the muscle augmentation to decorate my room in UNATCO HQ
>probably takes an hour
>take pictures of my computer screen showing the room with a crappy digital camera (didn't know how to take screenshots)
I don't think I saved the game because my HDD always was short of space.
there's literally nothing wrong with being a perfectionist
Would you rather die a painful death right now or live for the next 20years and die a painless death?
>>28302719
Painful death now. It can't be any worse than finals.
Depends on intensity of pain, dont want my last words to be "AAAAAAAAAA".
>>28302719
Only on this board would we see an emo-as-fuck question like this
>TFW you're an alpha female. Smart, rich, confident and know all the inns and outs of sexism that beta-males project onto females.
Literally TRY to debate me and I will destroy you, you pathetic pieces of shit.
Sincerely just another tumblr girl.
If you were actually smart you would realize you're better off arguing with a brick wall. No amount of logic can fix these fucktards.
/thread
>>28302679
I know you're just a man pretending to be a girl on 4chan, but I certainly wouldn't mind getting femdom'd by a girl like that as long as she didn't cuck me.
>>28302697
I know, it's sad. But I came here because I believe we can change how males think. Even if they are limited.
Found a girlfriend yet anon?
No?
Oh.
Nobody ever asks me that. I don't have any friends and my parents gave up a long time ago. It's nice.
My mom tried to give me the talk in middle school but I made it clear I had no intention of discussing anything even vaguely related to sex with my parents or anyone in my family EVER so she shut up. And pretty much I have never had to deal with them asking about girls since. Except my fucking grandmother sometimes but she's a dumb old cunt. I hate it when my mom says I am handsome and stuff too, sometimes it's out in public and she says she saw a checkout girl looking at me or something. Fuck you mom.
Fuck you man.
050516
>>28302758
I'm intrigued anon, tell me more about your life.
is it okay for a man to cry ?
No. Men don't cry stop crying, you're showing how weak you are to the world.
>>28302540
Fuck the world. Nobody gives a fuck about me so why should I give a fuck about them?
>>28302540
i wanna strangle people like this.
Why are there so many wieners on /r9k/ every time I visit? There's at least 3 right now
That makes 3 too many wieners in my book.
>>28302510
It became the gay board after /lgbt/ was overrun with trannies.
Your mom has too many wieners, OP
>>28302519
Also this
lgbt lacks the robot aesthetic
they just don't understand
they actually want to be normal
Most of the posters here would be a lot better off if they were christian-existentialists.
You're just looking for an excuse to imagedump your flavor of the month OC around here.
Go ahead.
If only Christianity wasn't doctrinally bullshit
>>28302437
Christ-chan's at least a year old, maybe older
What was the last thing you fapped to robots?
Some random compilation of teens masturbating and cumming.
Fantasies of being a doctor in some isolated settlement where I can use my position of authority to take advantage of the local schoolgirls.
Gay porn and I had a dildo up my ass desu
>tfw people drank wine and beer instead of water for thousand of years
>tfw don't know if this was a good or a bad thing for society
goethe drank upto 4 bottles a day and got to age 82.
Should i continue drinking? It really makes life more bearable.
>constantly have digestive issues
>don't shower for weeks
>die at 34
great life they had. keep going OP
romans thought drinking wine straight was trashy and usually diluted it two parts water for every one part wine.
ales and beers like the kind monks drank probably had a lot more caloric content and lower alcohol percentage than modern day beers. making their beers more like meals, than beverages.
it is probably not wise to use historical drinking patterns with modern alcoholic beverages. i'd imagine that modern alcoholic beverages are a lot higher in alcohol content and lower in extra calories.
In the 1600s when coffee replaced alcoholic beverages science fucking boomed in the middle east. The alcohol we have now is nothing like the alcohol we had earlier than the 20th century. Keep fucking drinking bro, booze is awesome. You're not Archimedes though.
>Actually girth is way more important than length.
Why do women say this as if it's going to assuage men's anxiety over their penis size?
t.pencil dick
>>28302278
cuz their retarded
Is that what you wanted to hear?
>>28302278
Honestly penis dejavu, ive seen this same wierd girth dick this past week and i have to say in regards to this thread no you dont have enough girth to back up your argument
>>28302375
are you retarded buddy?
no sad-fags allowed
I got trips today
I had some tasty beverages. Also managed to get into a civ game past midnight.
I got an achievement in L4D2.
Why do they hate us?
Jew Me, sue me, everybody do me, kick me, kike me
bin laden didnt blow up the projects
it was you nigga
tell the truth nigga
(bush knocked down the towers)
(bush knocked down the towers)
>>28302246
(the goyim believe they are in power)
It's even more suffering when you used to enjoy the shit out of life. When you had a promising future in front of you
2 years of sickness followed by a deep depression is enough to rob you of your life.
Any medschool dropout here? Pretty sure no medschool dropouts become NEETs afterwards
life is suffering. Tried to hang myself a while ago,got caught with a rope around my neck and sent on suicide watch. I don't want to fail a second time. I don't want to be known as the guy who tried to kill himself twice
Fucking shit
>>28302118
how did you drop out of med school?
Are you william?
>>28302118
>Med school dropout
le fate mane
>>28302166
what do you mean how i dropped out?
and who's william?
