Been fucking the back of this pillow pet lady bug my little sister has; feels pretty good, wanted to know what other robots use.
I just use two pillows.
It works quite well.
I just take a pillow, fold it in half, and put a weight of some sort on top
I have the 2 Rex's the big one and mini one
Dino's were my thing when I was little...
Tell me your psych ward experience robots.
Pls respond phamalams
really cool met a Jewish nazi who studied Kabbalah
There was some niglet that was in mine for pouring boiling water on his brother's face while he was sleeping. He had to be brought to an empty room with mats on the floor (because he would not shut the fuck up) where he bit one of the counselor's necks. It was a pretty deep bite and I heard he ripped some skin off.
That's the only really noteworthy thing that happened
Robot fashion thread? I know, I know, >>>/fa/, but I want to see robot fashion not wannabe-metrosexual 'fashion'. I want to see how my fellow autists and meme-autists dress themselves.
It's hand-me-downfrom my younger brothershirt, and I thought it looked pretty good.
>inb4 why are you hiding le face
Because I'm not the kind of tremendous faggot who posts his face on a tremendous cancer congregation like this board.
>>28298728
I like the pants, always nice to see pleated pants today.
Don't have any pictures but pic related is pretty much identical to what I wear daily.
>>28298728
>Overalls/Suspenders
Fucking stop, you stupid hipster wannabe.
i put the fash back into fascism
What are some good depression animes? Rewatching welcome to nhk right now
>>28298680
>animes
i honestly dont know if this is bait at this point desu but the plural of anime is anime
serial experiments lain is pretty cool, kinda has to do with depresion i guess but not really
the main character of tatami galaxy is depressed
also mushishi snt exactly about depression but its pretty cool
>>28298774
I don't watch much anime my bad but I will watch those thank you
>>28298800
watch usagi drop too i just watched it yesterday its really comfy
>according to evolutionary psychology love and relationships are unspeakably disgusting
>women distinguish between caring men for companionship and "alpha" man for breeding
>they try to trick the caring men into believing their the only one as the deceiving skills of the women coevolved with mens ability to surpress them violently
>men and women are literal enemies even in a relationship
>all the idyllic ideas of...
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>>28298675
There is no point in offing yourself or a few people. Let this idea fester until you can get rid of humans en masse.
lol u little bitch
>>28298675
>women distinguish between caring men for companionship and "alpha" man for breeding
>human unterstanding of evolution literally DESTROYS any healthy view of Life
Yep senpai. We're nothing more than hairless apes, we just pretend to be more advanced
Do we have too many choices to make? Are these choices leaving us in a state of paralysis?
What city should I live in?
Should I live in the country or live in the city?
What career do I want?
Should I go for high paying, or go for passion?
What should eat?
What should I do on the weekend?
What kind of woman do I want? What kind of friends?
Pokemon had the right idea. We should all get three choices for each category and then be forced to pick one.
Squirtle, Bulbasaur, or Charmander?
I like you op, you have a good brain
Obviously choose Bulbasaur, eeasy choice
>>28298630
If you didn't choose charmander you were born a cuck
>she asks for a photo of me
>send her one
>she gradually stops talking to me
>despite the fact she's obese and ugly
Hypergamy is really.
>>28298489
>I ask for a photo of her and she says no
>offer to send her pics of me
>she declines and says she doesn't care what I look like
Orbiter status is real.
>>28298540
>orbiting
Get some self respect.
>hear two girls talking
>one mentions my name
>other says ew and they giggle
Just found out I failed all of my finals.
Had a near perfect SAT but couldn't manage to pass any of my classes.
College was a mistake.
2nd year uni here
Pretty sure I'm failing 3/4 classes. Idk what to do anymore
How? Did you just not go to class?
>>28298442
Pretty much. My depression hit real hard this semester. Too late to do anything now though. I might as well drop out and become a wageslave.
>you will never become god
>>28298393
why would you want to be
serious question desu
>wanting to be god
>wanting to commit your creations to whatever arbitrary circumstances you create for them
I want out of the control complex. Not to be on either end of it.
It says we will be kings. I am the Frog King.
>any flesh on earth that says they're God is a Heretic and should have their head cut off
i love u
Don't you virgins ever think about all the other things about sex besides the feeling itself? You know like how dirty it is to touch a naked woman and how she might smell? Or are you virgins so obsessed with sex that you haven't really considered the fact that sex is more than just something to get your dick pleasured?
Women have needs. Women often want to make love during sex. This includes kissing in the mouth and petting. Even if a woman has had many partners she is still going to want to have loving sex. Not neckbeard virgin sex with some man that thinks...
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Porn > sex
Fast, efficient, anytime anywhere. No mess. No bitch to annoy you afterwards.
Heya buddy! Did you hand in your v-plates today? Aren't you a good boy...you know what? Here's a gold star to recognize your achievement!
I plan on seeing a high class prostitute to lose my virginity and she'll probably be clean and won't let me kiss her.
Jokes on you.
Lets get one going.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570050/Man-convicted-girlfriends-college-dorm-beating-death.html
>>28298382
>murdering someone over noodles
Kek What a dumbass
U WERE SUPPOSED 2 BE THE PERFECT Q T WAIFU
Y
DID
U
HAVE TO
FUCK IT UP
WHHHHHHHHYYYYYY
>>28298449
>>28298413
shes a heroin addict, what do you expect.
Ask someone who just drank a full 2 liter of Mountain Dew Voltage Blue and a pack of Twizzlers anything.
I'm not fat yet either
>>28298367
Take picture of odd colored shit when complete.
More of a demand than a ?
I already took 2 shits so I can't do that senpai
I'm very very sorry
Desu
>>28298488
Oh well next time,,, thx tho!
I'm 23 turning 24, I have zero (0) friends, haven't had any since I was 13, my father died so I was raised by a single mother. I am just a big spiral of negativity and can never stop myself. How do I become happy /r9k/?
>>28298348
leave everyone
What are your interests? Ori
>>28298359
I have
>>28298374
I don't really have any, I just play video games and watch anime
>Upset cause your wife is a fan, she done with a little boy
>Now she wants to be with a man
>>28298329
http://genius.com/Skepta-man-lyrics
white boy cucks btfo
WHITE WIMMINZ
BOY BETTER KNOW
i wanna be a gunslinger like in the wild west where do i go
>>28298294
west prolly
>>28298294
try Syria
>>28298294
back in time, anon