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>spent literally 10 hours today trying to get java code for an assignment to work
>absolutely no progress made
who here /closetogivingup/
Sounds tough, hang in there!
>>28294119
>promise myself from now on I'll be more productive/ no more 4chan/vidya
>wake up the next day and spend 5+ hours playing lol/browing r9k
when does it ever end r9k
>>28294119
>he fell for the computer science meme
Switch to IT its much easier
Is this what women are into?
A faggot no effort "hd remaster"?
No. We want OoT instead
>>28294101
>3d zelda at all
fuck off underage
>>28294101
You already got Oot 3D you roastie bitch. Can women ever be satisfied with what they have?
Why haven't you asked your mom to take your virginity yet?
whats the name of that doujin?
>>28294051
I'm not attracted to my mother.
Original
>>28294074
mama to senseii
>you want some of this anon?
>>28293964
uh-heh-no I'm alright
girl I'll have u sucking this dick like it's the last hit from your daddy's crack stash
>>28294010
She doesn't look African-American, so those stereotypes don't really work.
>humans are social creatures
>everyone wants society of other humans
surely i can't be the only person who doesn't really care about relationships or other people in general? every time i mention that i have a natural tendency to be apathetic and detached, people tell me i'm mistaken and that i just haven't found someone to care about yet. but i've never been able to care about anyone elses behavior unless it would directly impact my well being and personal freedom.
well? does anyone else just feel indifferent to the rest of their species?
Yep here we are. The reason I probably am on this site is because I don't give a shit about who you all are.
becoming detached is completely natural when the world is as overpopulated as it currently is
>met her on r9k
>she was quite famous there because she made youtube videos expressing her love for pedophiles
>figured she was funny and smart and cute af so i orbited her
>she started showing interest back because i was a tripfag at the time
>slowly began showing signs of severe mental illness, showed me her journal full of torture and murder plans
>she began going to the psychiatrist/therapist to deal with her anorexia and bulimia and found out that she had schizophrenia and borderline personality disorder
>one night after getting very drunk she told me she was serious about those plans and wants to burn down someones house, she was very specific and gave me the exact address
>that night she went out, still drunk and on benzos, skyping me the whole way
>she can't drive so she walked, it frequently cut out but it was the craziest thing i had ever seen
>she brought a little cup of gasoline and matches, no where near enough to burn an entire house
>she just broke down in the middle of a yard, not sure she even got there
>she called me again because at this point i was pretty much done with whatever she was so i hung up
>ignored her
>kept calling, ended up with about 30 calls from her
>figured it would be better to leave the issue, went to bed and woke up to a wall of text and photos of her cutting her name into her thighs, i wish i still had the pictures, she cut my name (5 letters) at least 10 times
>the wall of text was basically just her telling me she loved me but she has to leave me because i didn't love her enough
>cuts were pretty deep, i was pretty impressed but also just wanted to get away from her
>i told her "i agree, i think it's best we cut it off"
>i will never regret a sentence more in my life
>this set her off into a rampage of threats of suicide, loads of calls, and saying that this happens with everyone, what is wrong with her, she was trying to get better, everyone leaves, her dad doesn't love her
CONT.
>>28293932
fucking stop you fucking loser, nobody cares
saged
>muh rambling beta orbiter story
fuck off you deserve anything you got for talking to this whore
Doj dude people like you even less than her what are you doing man
>tfw your favorite youtubers start making sjw comments in their videos
>having favorite youtubers
Fuck off.
>muh sjw boogeyman
>>28293878
Time to argue in the comments!
How do I reduce my life expectancy? I'm not ready to sudoku just yet (and im too much of a coward) but at the same time I don't want to live to fucking 85 and die in some nursing home.
smoking, drinking, obesity, high-sodium, high-sugar diet
Other drugs maybe
Heavy drinking reduced your life expectancy by around 15 years, but it is costly.
>I wouldn't advise
drink gasoline, smoke, inject water into your veins and eat only cheese burgers
What other movies out there about robots like taxi driver
>>28293846
ProbIem Child 2
>>28293846
i know some but i won't tell you
The King Of Comedy
Daily reminder, you won't have this. How does that make you feel?
>>28293800
Jokes on you, I do have this.
12 years next month. Together since age 14.
>>28293800
It doesn't make me feel much. I'm beginning to view other humans as Alien creatures. Also, i don't want some abstract romance. I like who i like. The thought of being in a relationship with "somebody" doesn't interest me much?
Why would I want a gay best friend?
Why are there so many important, basic things that normies don't know how to do? I swear 99% of people don't know
>how their countries political system works
>how to cook
>how to fix a car
>basic mathematics, literally to the standard of a 10 year old
>basic survival stuff, like how to light a fire
>basic world history and geography
Is this the case, or am I generalising
>>28293785
most of those things are completely unnecessary in modern culture.
>>28293812
and a lot of those things are normie things
>>28293785
I was in boyscouts/cubscouts from 1st grade until I graduated and I'm still ass at lighting fires but I can tie knots pretty well though
But yeah everything else is shit you should know. Cooking isn't that hard, just follow the directions to a T and it's fine.
>you will never pound fascist discipline & order into a commie twink's boypussy
:'(
That guy looks stupid as fuck, yet at the same time he's enough of a faggot that he'd probably drown in pussy if he wanted it.
>>28293743
Too high to understand what you wrote there but that guy looks like/dresses like a girl I used to like
Would bang 9/10
I would impregnate his boypussy with my noble seed
>tfw I'm slowly becoming at peace
I've decided to accept my fate /r9k/. I realize now more than ever I will be forever alone.
Girls have no desirability for me whatsoever. I am not threat at all.
I am literally the guy Chad would ask to take his drunk raging horny gf home for him while he stayed and partied with other girls. He would know that she would never touch me...even while being out of her head drunk.
How can someone like that even have hope? Hope only makes me more depressed when it doesnt happen.
Best to have no hope.
Anyone else know these feels?
>>28293735
lol, just do drugs, if that doesn't fix things you can kill yourself, foolproof plan.
>>28293735
You can always end it now.
The tour is over for you, boyo
What is the reason of your robotness, r9k?
Is it family related?
I knew some robots here back from 2011 and most of them have problems at home. One of them had a mother that went way out of her way to make him suffer like "I hate you" and this kind of stuff. He was pretty damaged and we eventually lost contact.
>>28293725
My reasons are kinda werid. There's nothing really wrong in my life. My family was pretty functional for the most part and my appearance is actually pretty okay. But my laziness keeps me from doing anything worthwhile in my life. I try to change but I always end being a lazy fag who does nothing but play vidja and lurk on this site. I'm doing terribly at school and I can't really form relationships because my constant spaghetti dropping. The fact that I can easily change but can't muster up the strength keeps me in a state of depression.
>>28293725
I'm not white
Bloxx
I was never taught how to be normal. It didn't come naturally and nobody took the time to try to fix me.
I've always known that I wanted kids, but in recent years it's occurred to me that I would have no idea how to raise them. Obviously whatever my parents did didn't work out so well. I wouldn't want my kids to be fat, autistic losers like I was, I wouldn't want them to grow up hating their parents like I did.
So how would you do it, /r9k/? Granted you were able to have kids in your lifetime, how would you parent them? What do you think your parents did wrong?
Bumping for discussion
Talk to me, robots.
>>28293706
i'd train them in cocksucking at an early age, it's family tradition. i come from a long line of renowned fellatists
>>28293706
Not sure at all, but I would probably have them learn to do things at an early age such as chores. Make that shit a habit so that they grow used to it so it becomes an everyday routine. Had to do that shit later in life and it was a huge pain in the ass to get done.
Get them to socialize, if they have a childhood friend try to keep them around as long as possible to make sure they at least have someone to talk to if they don't have a sibling.
Don't let them on the fucking internet for a while. That shit ruins people and I don't want them becoming those Minecraft fuckers or end up here like I am.
That's all I've got right now.
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