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How do you deal with social-phobia?
I don't and it's affecting my job
become a psychic vampire and realize you can drain the energy out of a room full of normies
>>28299694
kek
I'm sorry dude
well fought battle yoder
what kind of ape would let rodents into their house on purpose?
>>28299337
>somehow this deserves a you
Your arrogance blinds you master yoda.
Nao you will experience the full power of the Dark Side!
>Darth Sion ftw
>in a few years we'll all be fucking HS twinks and stacies in virtual reality
Stay strong brobots
>>28299320
I'd be on the picket lines to stop this sort of thing. I don't want young children having access to porn and ruining their lives.
Do you think there'll be lifesize sex dummies whose positioning is synchronized to the head set?
>>28299355
Rated M games should be illegal too because >muh innocent children
You realize that every kid in the world has an iPad cellphone and computer right
>Be me
>18
>Trying to set up me getting my dick sucked by some whore
>Said whore has a pimp
>Whore is brand new, has never had a customer before
>Pay $15 to take pictures of her in person
>Plan to pay $120 for a blowjob
>Actually talk to said whore in person
>She goes to the bathroom
>Oh her phone is fucking sitting on the counter
>Be the creep I am and go through her and her pimps texts
>First thing I see is "you sure you wanna fuck with this guy for $140?, desu i don't want you to be fucking around with this guy"
>"Why"?
>idk hes just fat
>haha lol
>as soon as I read that shit I immediately take a picture of that shit with my phone
>EVEN WHEN I SHOVE MONEY IN GIRLS FACES THEY DON'T WANT ME
fuck my life senpai, I am a fat fuck but still nigga have some respect for your customers.
Maybe lose some weight, fatty
>>28299409
yeah true, but come on have some respect for clients.
>pic
Fucking fat roastie bitch got BTFO. Feels so satisfying.
>tfw can't get hard anymore
>Tfw fapped so much I can't even achieve half-mast
h e l p
>>28299172
then stop jerking off so much or get viagra
>>28299246
>then stop jerking off so much
this isnt an option anon
let's be realistic here
im a black lady and I want a Eurasian bf. How do I get one of those?
They are very shy. You will have to pounce for cuddles. <3
>>28299244
how do u kno dis?^_^
>>28299148
>implying this guy doesn't secretly want to murder his parents because his father is a beta loser and his mother is a green card chasing whore
i seen these niggas. 90% of them are crazy.
>Anon, Chad beat me again
>>28299139
good.
originale
it's because he loves you. >.>
>>28299139
well someone has to keep your autism in check good job chad for doing god's work
Why do you guys white knight 4chan so hard? You realize it's just a website, right?
Bump for curiousity
>why so much hate?
Bumping because I must know.
>>28299078
who white knights 4chan? i thought we all hated our digital prison
KEK KEK KEK XD XD KEK KEK
LOL OLL KEK?!
KEK
AHAHAHAHHA KEK
uh huh. go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed race goooooo..
Trixie!
>>28299062
>>28299190
This is some strange cebruzposting
oh speeeeeed! kek
Robots, post your music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0spqGwX1w
https://fwamusic.bandcamp.com/track/when-its-done-as-evidence-its-a-shirt-again
https://soundcloud.com/whoskid/gta-red-lips-ft-sam-bruno-kid-remix
Current 93
Swans
Mr Bungle
Mouth Sounds/Mouth Silence
R8 me /mu9k/
>tfw face brokeout with horrible cystic acne for the first time ever
>scared to leave my dorm room because of my face
I feel like I'm in a prison cell.
Accutane.
blox
>>28299054
I got the courage to go to a doctor on campus and all she could do was prescribe me oral antibiotics which aren't helping as much as I'd like them to.
>>28299089
Minocycline should be effective in the short term. Increase the dose or take a stronger antibiotic if you have to, but try to get on accutane soon. These are really your only options for this type of acne.
I'm trying to write a TV show in the style of a Japanese drama. Please read and tell me if I should continue.
http://pastebin.com/MHMY4gGc
I know I'm just starting, but if you caught this clip on TV, would you keep watching?
>>28298951
Do yourself a favor and don't continue.
>>28299231
Why do you feel the urge to stifle every creative impulse. You're just barking at something you don't understand... Like a Chihuahua!
When was the last time someone told you that they loved you?
Faggots from 4chan don't count, nothing online counts, and the suicide hotline doesn't count either.
my brother today
>Desu Senpai Kek
And mean it? Never.
My mommy tells me she loves me all the time.
>tfw my dick literally broke from having too much sex
Feels good to be a cyborg lads
>>28298868
>cuts dick with paper edge
>pretends to have had sex
Did her vagoo have teef
How u cut uselef dogg
>>28298868
>literally tries to *unzip dick*
Femanon who is into vorephilia! AMA!!
>>28298807
>Femanon
Hidden.
>>28298807
>ywn get to eat chad
>>28298807
post a pic of you biting your arm
