Who /3DS/ here?wanna b friends?
>>28302081
sticks and stones famm
>>28302073
Only if you play Animal Crossing.
>>28302073
I'll be your friend if you buy me a game.
why the FUCK do people on this god forsaken website even think it's ok for them to contradict my opinion
i make $400,000 a year
you can't argue with me, that's not allowed, you are literally not as cool as me jfc
ffs I did debate on a national level for years
In an effort to curb this and stop people dissenting from my opinions I will now start tripfagging so that all of you know to stop arguing with me
>>28302068
You can only fire this for 12 seconds.
>>28303461
that's crazy anon. must have a really high rpm then
any other fun facts about guns?
my favorite are bullpups
>>28303461
Do shooting ranges let you try guns similar to that one?
>tfw you're a high test alpha male according to your sexual preferences, but not according to your body
>5'7" skinnyfat bitch
>>28301891
>skinnyfat
that's just fat
>>28301912
holy shit you're a newfag.
OP is saying he is skinnyfat
>>28301891
THICK
God damn I wanna hit that.
>only making 12 dollars an hour
>cant even afford to move out
>>28301827
if thats full time then its enough to move out, even in the city
>>28301839
I was only making 270 average at 10.75 part time, usually around 33 hours.
At full time 12 dollars, still wont be taking enough to make rent.
I live in a city, and rent here is around 900 for a 1bed1bath
I don't want to slave for just a place to sleep in the few hours I'm not at home.
I live in a poor country where 1.50$/h is normal pay
Economy is cheaper but not THAT much. I can't afford to take a girl out on a date and pay.
Ok I wanna be useless autistic faggot just like you guys. What anime should I start watching?
I really enjoyed one called Aldnoah Zero.
Also, Knights of Sidonia was the absolute tits
You should actually, seriously watch Boku no Pico if you want to plummet straight into the abyss.
>>28301823
kimi ni todoke
its a cute anime
also chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai
honesty saves robots
I can honestly say, I want a husky.
>>28301814
honestly?
plsno mute originaldo
when i started being honest with people, my life got better, but i still don't really like being alive
what does being saved feel like
Has anyone here ever jacked off with 2 in 1 head and shoulders shampoo and not washed it off? I did this and now the front of my balls and the base of my dick are raw and the top layer of skin is peeling off. The reason I ask is that i want to confirm that the shampoo caused this and that I dont have some sort of infection or something.
this is a shitpost thread right?
>>28301774
yes it's the shampoo. ive done this multiple times because i dont learn from my mistakes. use conditioner in the future
>>28301830
Thanks bromigo
How does kissing work?
How can I practice?
you could buy one of those mouth shaped fleshlights and practice on that?
>>28301755
You're retarded for even thinking about it.
>>28301755
monituring
I have a dilemma for you, /r9k/. I'm a deeply empathetic person, and I have a strong urge to take care of people in need. However, many people like to play the victim and act like they need help for their own selfish reasons. So how do I tell the difference between genuine people and snakes?
I dunno go with your gut? Use judgement?
>>28301725
Only help those that don't ask for help.
>>28301725
My advice is: don't be so quick to bend over backwards for people. Too many people take it for granted and won't reciprocate. Let them prove their worth as a friend before you go out of your way to 'help them'
Vetting people isn't easy I still haven't figured it all out yet
>tfw suicidal thoughts have gone away because of love for humanity
>>28301691
How? Teach me your ways.
>tfw you realize everyone is special in their own way
>tfw you see all of the tiny, beautiful things that everyone around you create
>tfw you're so shit in comparison to them it just makes you more suicidal
>tfw you will never join the ranks of real humans
>>28301711
If it helps, I see your dubs.
>neighbor is beating his wife again
>>28301641
She got what she deservedd
>>28301641
save her, anon. beat up chad and maybe she'll give you pity sex.
There is nothing you could do to stop it. Put on some headphones and don't let it bother you.
Raise your hand if you are a failure, sit in your room all day & your family is sick of you.
>>28301624
*raises hand*original comment ex dee
>>28301624
>Sit in my room all day
>leave room for something
>run into parents
>ask me what I'm doing and my plans
>say I'm going back to school
>they feign interest.
>go back to school
>3 semesters on Deans list
>parents don't...
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>>28301624
omg this is so me xD am i you?
Who is this female? I heard she used to tripfag here and I was wondering what the deal was and if you guys have anymore pics of her? Also why does this board seem to attract so many chicks that do this shit for attention?
>>28301325
I think her name is lettuce, Cabbage, Rhubarb, something to do with leafs.
She's a hotty i talked to her on omegle a long time ago. Miss that bih. supa cool friend <3 and aboslutely darling :)
>>28301347
basiI
>>28301365
Basil!! that's it.
I miss that ho for real. I would be her bff and make her smile at my lame jokes
is dehydration suicide guy still alive and lurking anyone know? or even remember him lol it was about a week ago
>>28301251
probably dead by now, shouldnt take more than a week.
>>28301251
He probably bitched out
It's not easy to force yourself to starve or die of dehydration. Would've been smarter to do something that normal people do, like buy a scatter gun
>>28301308
he lives in australia though its not easy to get guns over here
This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. Stop blaming other people for your own failures.
>>28301060
>your fault
>genetics
Pick one.
mfw this is how normies actually think
>>28301060
>cereal killer
>cereal