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>sanguine my brother
what's your next move?
>>28304595
as salamu alaykum my brother
>>28304595
You and I... We share the same mother.
>>28304595
>What is the music of life?
Uhh, drums?
> Perfect height
> No risk of anything on seat
> Choice of flush amount
>jack off
>ejaculate
>Piss in the sink and clean my dick
>>28304623
> jack off
> ejaculate
> piss on the ejaculate to push it into the corner
> go back to sleep
But what if you drop your toothbrush in your sink. Can you live with the fact that it has peepee particles on it?
Chinese escort I fucked last night called me a "girlish lover". What does it mean? She has very poor English and can't/won't explain it
>>28304560
She means you're the best and biggest she's ever had.
>>28304560
she thinks you're a sissy boy
>>28304560
nothing good anon
The eternal Anglo strikes again.
Bunyadi naked restaurant to open in London
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/03/foodanddrink/naked-restaurant-bunyadi-london/
>More than 32,000 people have signed up for a chance to dine at Bunyadi, a pop-up restaurant billed as the UK capital's first "naked food experience."
>Opening in June, the central London venue will offer gowns, changing rooms and lockers to guests wanting to digest the sight of their own exposed skin while getting their chow on.
>>28304526
What's the problem? Don't like it then don't go to the restaurant.
>>28304554
Degeneracy?
What's the problem? If you don't like it then don't do it. Just let the world burn. God, stop being self absorbed.
> robots blame normies for hating who they are and wish normies would just leave them alone
> robots go on a crusade where they bully and harass transgender children who are being who they really are and wish to be left alone and just live a normal life
Wew lad.
Here's the story behind the foundation of the Fahrenheit unit for measuring temperature.
>be Daniel Fahrenheit
>be in 1724
>decide you wanna play scientist
>make some random mixture and measure its temperature
>say this is the coldest thing EVAH
>set it for the 0 in your stupid scale
>game of scientist won
But what bothers me more is... WHY DO MURICAFAGS STILL USE THIS??
>you will never go down in scientific history
>>28304502
Celsius is a temperature scale based on water.
Water freezes at 0, boils at 100.
Fahrenheit is a temperature scale based on people.
People are cold as shit at 0, and uncomfortably hot at 100. These upper and lower bounds are the basis for reasonable estimations of human comfort in an environment.
They still use fucking feet and inches, what do you expect
>tfw you realise depression is a legitimate biological reaction to being an evolutionary failure
If you can't procreate, you'll consider self-destruction. Nature is a cruel mistress.
>>28304495
Not even animals in the wild suicide or self destruct. Life is a gift.
>>28304495
So stop being a pussy and do it, faggot
>>28304495
Don't let your dream be dream. Yesterday you said tomorrow. No. Do it
ITT : What is the single worst decision you've ever made in your entire life?
>>28304420
choosing to go to college over going to plumbing school .
>>28304420
Moving to a crappy island just to play games.
5 years down the drain.
Not killing myself yet.
JUST
>words and or phrases that trigger you
>lunch kit
Why couldn't normies just "lunch box" or simply "lunch"?
>>28304396
*just say
>'clean' or 'wash' your teeth
Unironically kill yourself if you say this.
>>28304396
>>28304398
if everyone said lunchbox no one would have any personality. Lunch kit, lunchables, lunchy lunchy lunch lunch these are all the flavors of personalities that exist. You wouldn't want to eat one flavor all the time, variety is the spice of life. You wouldn't want the world to have just one color. You wouldn't want people to all be the same.
Is there a single piece of media that captures the essence of /r9k/ better than Welcome to the NHK?
>>28304346
Resentiment
>cute girl falls in love with the MC just because
It doesn't represent /r9k/ at all.
>>28304346
Homonculus is clearly better. No happy ending
>cant poo at work cos someone i know might hear the plop
another victory for the neets
cmon anon what would general James Longstreet think of you being a bashful plopper
>>28304501
dont make him order you
this middle aged guy goes and poos at 2pm everyday for half an hour
sometimes the whole place smells of shit becaus id imagine hes laying massive turds waiting for it to hatch
BANG BANG BANG BANG
HE DO BANG
eyyy, i'm going to see them thursday. i don't know anything about them.
>>28305431
it's a meme band for degenerates. enjoy.
>>28304282
uh...what?
original comment
Well robots I managed to get a gf and actually lost my virginity last Friday
It's been real you guys, and trust me. There's more hope than you think
>image.jpg
Go fuck yourself, normalfaggot scum
>>28304241
I am proud of you OP I guess it took a lot of efford but you finally achieved it. The best part is that since now it will be easier to you to fuck girls because you no longer have that " i will die virgin " feel.
>>28304997
Thanks bro, nice to know not all robots are bitter
>>28304261
Why do that when my gf can do they for me :^)
How would a pure robot society look like and function? Should we strive for it?
>>28304233
wouldn't function
we'd all perish
>pure
>implying I could survive without my pornfus
>implying it's not the only love I have
If you want to pay 3/4 of your taxes on welfare.
>it's a Chad visits /r9k/ episode
no actual chads visit r9k. just beta normies hoping to feel better about themselves by kicking the rest of us who are already down. realizing this makes it much easier to ignore their shit tiering trolling
>>28304193
bumping this
so true
>>28304264
>bumping this
>so true
This.
>"women can't be lonely"
This woman has 10% matches.
Match means that she swipes "yes" (whichever direction that is) and the counterpart swipes "no"?
Or does this also include the guys she rejected who wanted to date her?
10% is more than 0% which is what we have to deal with
She has a cute face. Just needs to lose weight.
