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Haven't replied. What do I even say
"My dick is a meme, how about I stock it up in you?"
"When the great meme war comes, you won't even survive the storm."
have you even heard of popi the toad its like the biggest meme of all time
>watching her vids
>completely falling for her
I want to hold her and cure her of all her problems. And it's kinda sad to see her decline as you watch her vids.
>>28308991
Who dis is here?
Give me her YouTube link?
>>28308991
>I want to hold her and cure her of all her problems.
She has a boyfriend.
She is sexually active.
Her cute act is a complete fabrication.
She makes fun of betas who try to talk to her or send her gifts with her group of skype chads, which has been closed since February, in case you were thinking about joining it and becoming her friend.
She does not like people here. She posts hurtful things to her orbiters and laughs about how it hurts their feelings.
She is broken, but in a way that makes her a horrible person. Don't waste your time with her. You could have saved her half a year ago. It's too late, she is a matured manipulative monster now.
"Evan Chandler", I will find you and make you pay.
>tfw you get catfished
>>28308893
What are you, stupid?
Don't share anything if they're protecting their identity without proving themselves, underage retard
>>28308958
second time it's happened i got catfished from this board.
Iktf
My first sexual experience was erping with a 25 y/o Indian man pretending to be an asian girl
What did she mean by this???
Is there hope after all?????
>1.2k different cocks later
Fixed that for you
>>28308886
yes anon, she wants an ugly beta loser like you. get out of your basement and collect your prize.
>>28308886
She's done riding the cock carousel and is now looking for her provider.
Bet she's in her late 30's or early 40's.
If you are an American male, who does not understand the basic rules of football, baseball, and basketball, you should commit sodoku
>>28308873
Then please tell us the rules in detail without a Wikipedia article.
I coach college baseball in Texas.
School me faggot.
how about you fuck off to >>>/sp/
dumb normie
Have to agree with this, its pretty pathetic/embarrassing when a guy doesnt
>You will never hear this album for the first time ever again
>tfw life felt so alive back then
>>28308808
I was in my friends car smoking weed, and 'in the end' comes on the radio, and he cranks that shit and starts singing.
>>28308808
>>28308822
Enough.
original post
>someone borrows my pen
>hands it back to me
>I say "thanks"
>mfw
>pour milk in cereal
>white crusties fall in
>guy asks for cigarette
>give him one
>I say "thanks"
>talking with girl at a bar
>getting along okay
>chad comes up and interrupts up
>steals girl's attention
>"hey man you wanna give us some space? the lady's feeling crowded"
>"haha okay see you dude"
>wish the girl a good night and leave
>when the SJW's raid /r9k/ to try and tempt them into being white knights and cucks
r-red pilled right guis?
Whenever you come around, I'll give you the #1 spot in my orbit anon.
You can worship me and buy me whatever I want. I'll reward you with vocaroos calling you a good boy and my special little anon.
Deal?
>>28308794
You cannot escape my male gaze.
>>28308821
That doesn't bother me. It just makes me feel good that men desire me but can't have me.
Tumblrtards feel the same way but lie about it to feel disprivileged. Even mild catcalling feels good.
>Small boy comes up to the van
>Its a hot may afternoon
>Needs something to cool him down a bit
>Wants me to give him an ice cream cone with chocolate flake
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Words cannot express how much I love these threads
Why did this become a meme-making machine? The Shipman incident happened 16 years ago.
>>28308683
Did r9k exist 16 years ago?
You either have charisma or you don't. It's genetic. Spending thousands of dollars on pick-up artist classes and new clothes won't make won't change your naturally creepy vibes. You're screwed accept it.
>>28308621
>It's genetic.
No, it's not. Your behaviour (and charisma) is formed in the early years of your life.
Creepiness is derived from not understanding social situations and acting inappropriately. You can learn to not be creepy with the help of a therapist.
>>28308621
Nope. Charisma is formed through trial and error socialization.
How that image makes you robots feel?
what am I supposed to feel? there's a fatass staring at the camera and two fags making out for some reason.
>tortilla factory
muchso feelos senjor
>>28308611
>I may be fat but at least I'm not gay
>be September 2015
>be fat, sloppy, shabby
>feel like shit
>have 0 self-esteem
>decide to change
>be eventually May 2016
>be today
>lost 15kg, went to the gym alot, changed way to dress, changed glasses, improved hairstyles and trimmed beard
>feel breddy gud
>have 50 feel-esteem
>try to talk to qt3.14 who works at the cafe near my office
>her face is literally pic related
Why can't I just die like now? I improved myself in ways I could not even think possible. And yet I am apparently disgusting to females. I... I just don't think I fit this life. But I'm too coward to an hero.
I'll just start drinking again I suppose.
Don't be discouraged dude. Keep up the effort and youl pick something up
>>28308555
Nice trips
Also she's just not the girl for u. Girls don't like talking to guys at work usually, maybe if ultra Chad did they'd like it, but she was prolly just having a bad day.
Don't take it to heart she's a bitch keep improving and you'll be alright.
>>28308587
>"brah just b urself, you see that girl over there? I fucked her in the ass just last night. All I did was say hello to her. I didn't even know her before yesterday. Just b urself. It's like, brah, you just gotta
ask a girl to fuck you, brah, they are gonna say yes as long as ur just b'n urself."
OP was born with bad genetics, and no matter what he does, girls are going to ignore him until they are done fuck Chad and want OP's money. 100% of girls think this way. Stop misleading OP.
Where do I find online friends?
Step 1
Be a woman
Step 2
See Step 1
Step 3
See Step 1
>>28308500
Idk, but i'll be your friend. Do you have skype or anything?
I need friends please
Originaru commentaru
>,2016
>Not having a personality that attracts women
It's not needed, see picture related.
>2016
>Not being rich that attracts women
>>28308439
>caring about women
>not just fapping and moving on with what you were doing
>You can force it but it will not come,You can taste it but it will not form
Who /wants to fuck radio head guy because of this poster/ here?
the bends is best album. followed by ok computer
>>28308436
>tfw never realized radiohead actually had good lyrics until OP started posting
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