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>tfw your lineage and name will end with you
And my mental illness.
Except it won't, because if you have brothers and sisters, they will pass on a certain amount of your genes (which are actually just your mom and dad's genes), roughly half as much as you would if you personally reproduced, but it can vary a lot.
If you have first cousins, take the above figure and divide it by two again. Still an average of 12.5% (vs. 50% with a single child you yourself helped create) proliferation there, though, again, it can vary wildly.
>>28314177
>tfw no relatives in my generation at all.
wht pepe is this? wht is name of? Autism pepe? Kuvalauta pepe? I enjoy this pepe
>>28314011
i checked your dubs desu
>>28314079
i checked your dick at the door
>>28314011
I thought that was the "helo es ths spaen" pepe
So what's the point of complaining on r9k like big fucking babies every day?
I'm serious.
Why do you do it?
Because you have no choice but to listen.
to feel like part of a community, and be around others who feel similar. so we can commiserate and share.
>>28313947
People need to vent. Normies do it to each other, robots do it here.
>high school crush is now engaged to chad
>>28313870
time to move on my friend
>>28313870
>tfw don't give a shit about my crush anymore
She can literally die this second and it wouldn't bother me at all.
>>28314022
I've long since moved on, but its still hard to see. She's around 5 feet tall and he's like 6 foot 4. What is it with tall men stealing all the short girls? It's bullshit, pick a woman whose size equates to yours
If you'd read Kierkegaard, none of you would post here. Your self-hatred is what keeps you here- and your lack of faith.
>>28313823
It's easy to say stuff like that when you have such hair.
I counter your uncommon Kierkegaard with my rare stirner.
Kike guard ? Maybe
>Breezed through high school (he's stated he barely had the attendence to graduate)
>Makes low-effort, stupid ass videos poking fun at retarded people
>2.5 million subscribers and one of the fastest growing channels
>Set on money for life
How does it feel wagecucks?
>youtubers
Degenerates
>>28313793
What an ugly cunt
Origami
>>28313793
What's sad is that he's, objectively, not funny. He doesn't say anything funny, he's like a btard making videos.
I find it ironic that he removed and apologized for making fun of that retard, but still pretends like he's some edgy youtuber.
Is there a better feeling than eating on the toilet?
Feels amazing to have food going in and food coming out at the same time.
>>28313773
Only when it's chocolate ice cream
Then it's like the ice cream is shooting through my body at breackneck speed
>>28313773
is there a better feeling than shitting at the dinner table?
I've always wanted to try this desu. What food do you robots recommend?
How do I become a girl's emotional bf?
No way. I am not mentally healthy enough to play daddy to some retarded roastie toastie.
whats an emotional bf
>>28313791
Basically a full bf but platonic and the girl gets to sleep around with chads.
Why do people think reading is so superior to other hobbies?
I like reading, I read quite a lot, but I don't really think two hours spent reading fiction is any better than two hours spent playing video games.
It definitely improves vocabulary and literary skills, but the same could be said of posting on 4chan, and assuming you already have decently developed literary skills, that's not really a huge advantage.
>I don't really think two hours spent reading fiction is any better than two hours spent playing video games.
Genrefag drtectored.
>>28313703
Reading is no better than any other hobby, but only because people hit the glass ceiling of their comprehension before they reach the maximum extractible from the book. In other words, if one plays games, one would benefit from a book only as much as they would from playing a game, so they could as well keep playing. But the inherent potential of literature exceeds all else.
you got me, i had a stacey mad when they found out i play video games.
I HATE BEING FUCKING AUTISTIC
I GET EXTREME LIGHT SENSITIVITY DUE TO IT SO I HAVE TO WEAR THESE FUCKING TRANSITION LENSES
AS I WALK AROUND I SENSE PEOPLE LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT ME, "HAHA LOOK AT THAT LITTLE RETARD WITH THE SUNGLASSES EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT THAT BRIGHT OUT"
WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL
>>28313681
yea just dont worry about it man, just try to be yourself
>>28313742
I'VE BEEN MYSELF FOR 20 FUCKING YEARS
I'VE GOTTEN NOTHING
IT WEARS ME OUTTTT
>>28313742
yeah, you just need more confidence
have you tried working out?
>tfw you'll never date a real life asuka eventually marry her and have a couple kids with her
this is seriously all i want from life but i know it will never happen and i want to kill myself because of it
eww 3d
asuka is only a quarter jap, you weeb piece of garbage
>>28313491
WHERE IS MY AYANAMI?!
Got a job yet anon?
No?
Oh.
>>28313473
I WANT MORE EASTERS
>All my high school friends are graduating this month
>Most are engaged or married
>What are you doing with your life? :^)
S-shut up!
>>28313502
>Not pretending to work
Swerve, peasant.
Do you really think a relationship with a qt sincere would fix you ?
Or at least greatly improve your quality of life ?
>>28313455
2 to 3 days max. after that you are back here.
don't forget it anon, we can always get out of this shithole. but we choose not to.
and if you want to know why, it is simple. it is how we have accepted ourselves.
there is nothing more harmful than hating yourself. nothing else will fix it. till the day we can start loving ourselves, nothing will fix it.
and for that to happen, welp anon have you looked at the mirror. yes, it will never happen.
>>28313455
It would be a huge weight off my shoulders.
Sure there are things I wouldn't like about it but knowing that someone finds me attractive and interesting would do wonders for my self esteem
>>28313455
Yeah.
I'm tempted to get a second job just because everything feels too easy right now.
Some dense girl I have to exhaust myself keeping amused would be really draining. I might feel satisfied. I maybe wouldn't feel restless and caged like I do now.
Atleast until I get fit enough to enlist anyway. Then eight years of real fun begins.
Hey gals, look it's my little brother. Anon, do that funny autistic thing you like to do.
>>28313441
>funny autistic thing
normies don't say autistic - it's politically incorrect.
>>28313472
Alright then do that funny politically incorrect thing you like to do
>>28313472
this
what a shit thread
>In a train station in a small town
>Free to use
>Pretty well maintained
>Not spotless and shining, but clearly cleaned enough
>Arrive in London
>Need to use toilet again
>Have to pay 50 pence
>Go into cubicle
>Shit smeared over the wall
>Go into other cubicle
>Toilet overflowing with diarrhoea
>Leave
Have you ever seen anything so bad in a public toilet?
>>28313374
>paying for toilets AND they're shitty
Eurocucks BTFO
>>28314707
It's only in London as far as I know anon.
>going to Londonstan
why?
