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Did you come to 4chan because you we're depressed, or did you come to 4chan only to become depressed?
1st = TRUE niggas
2nd = normie BITCHES
i came here to see edgy people and memes
I came to 4chan for the edginess, stayed for the depression.
Why are weeb girls so nutty and slutty? Almost all of them do porn of some kind. Mostly just webcams.
Whats this bitches name? I need to see that FA set
>>28318087
Kitty Catherine (Meghana Lynn). Ghetto Gaggers. It's just 15 minutes of her crying.
>>28318087
i cant even find it on pirate bay
Any other robots born in the wrong time?
I feel like I would have been much happier being born several centuries ago.
>>28318053
Eh we won't have all the tech from today, but at least life would have been slightly simpler, maybe we would die sooner as well, maybe traditional gf too, who knows
I always fantasize about being a Viking, Samurai, Roman Legionnaire or a Spartan and being a hero and dying like a g and every remembering my name.
Instead I'll die an old alcoholic wagecuck who didn't matter.
>>28318122
To me even being a filthy serf sounds like a pretty good deal.
>free job
>close friends almost guaranteed
>protection from qt local lord
Anyone else make pixel art?
It's a dying artform.
Indie games gave it a little revival but I miss the days when it was considered a career skill.
No but I have a lot of appreciation for the artform.
Wanna share some of the work you've done?
>dying artform
>countless indie developers shit out games with pixel art designs
>>28319231
I think he means GBA and SNES style pixelart, not the atari shit those developers tend to do.
>>28317956
I'd like to get into pixel art. Do you have any recommendations?
Does nofap actually do anything, or is this just a meme that people got carried away with?
>>28317924
Yeah.
If I go past 2 weeks I want to tear someone heart out and eat it.
well, I feel more aggressive anyways.
nofap is a reddit meme about retaining your energy or whatever broscience shit thats not real since men are designed to ejaculate frequently to such an extent that you'll just do it in your sleep if you dont jerk off
however noporn is redpilled because porn fills your mind up with all sorts of ridiculous insecurities, unrealistic expectations, bizarre fetishes, overstimulation issues and delayal of gratification problems, its just that the average retarded modern male cant differentiate jerking off and porn
look up the reddit nofap survey results. that sub is full of kissless 17 year olds giving each other shit tier advice and meaningless pep talks.
that being said, reducing/eliminating porn from your life and letting your natural pussy hunting instincts take over is probably a good thing.
I'm stuck in an awful job surrounded by people who hate me, live with an abusive parent, have no friends, and I'm slowly and involuntarily pushing my boyfriend away from me because he can't handle my depression, he's the only person who cared about me and he's on the opposite side of the country
How do I become brave enough to kill myself, robots?
just tell your bf exactly that.
>>28317832
Suicide is a very tricky situation, I've gotten very close until i realize if I die I won't feel anything at all no happiness no sadness no joy ever again. But i suggest just keep going trying to find happiness till something so fucked happens you cant recover, then just listen to your favorite music, think deeply, then decide, to be brave enough you must truly want it and be okay with dying
tip:if you want to have fun and make a mark just go full elliot
>>28317832
just go move in with him?
>talking with a qt on omegle today for 45 minutes
>making her laugh, playing her songs on my guitar, not spilling my spaghetti for once
>really kicking it off and we're enjoying the conversation
>suddenly the connection dies and I never got her contact info
Anyone know of any tricks to find out how to contact her? I know her first name, the state she lives in, her hometown, what her job is (not where she works though), and her age. I also remember what she looks like and a few other minor details about her.
Please help me anons
>>28317714
Give up and take that second chance to not spill your spaghetti on a girl that is realistic to pursue
>>28317927
But she seemed so sweet and had a cute southern accent anon.
>>28317714
Come on you can dox her. Track her Facebook down. Google map her home town, narrow down the places she could work. You know how this goes you faggot.
This girl, hands down the cutest girl I've ever seen, rejected me a few months ago.
I still can't muster the courage to look at her snapchat stories because I love her so much.
Should I fap to her? Will that make me get over her?
>>28317617
>Will that make me get over her?
No. The best way to get over her is to stop listening to sad songs and stop looking at anything that has to do with her.
>>28317617
If you won't fap to her then I will
When are you going to start working on the next DIIV album, Zach?
How come it's never enough? Not enough food, not enough sleep. Never enough money, nor sex, or drugs, not even enough time. It's a sort of starvation, in the land of plenty. I don't know how to explain it, much less be content.
its because the flesh is in a state of deprivation.
were only human ;^)
>>28317640
So it's simply the nature of man to covet? Is there no respite from this?
>>28317609
Bc you're a douche
We're voting for this guy, right? He just knocked out Cruz.
Who's on the Kasich Train?
>>28317301
>voting a literal robot into the white house
full retard
we're quarantined for a reason
it's over man.
It's trump vs Hillary.
Whoever wins, we lose.
>>28317301
As I understand it, the answer to that question is basically no one. The only Republican candidate that anyone seems to really care about is Trump.
20 year old male..university student in need of help paying rent. I need 335 by may 4th or i get kicked out of my apartment. I am able to pay you back thursday plus a extra 50 if needed. Message me on kik if youd be willing to help me thanks. Rustyone91
>>28317240
being that may 4th is tomorrow, you're fucked anon
good luck
>>28317240
>Message me on kik
garbage human being
i will not help you
i would be slightly more inclined if you didnt have a faggy username like rustyone91, what the fuck is that shit OP? Do you have no creativity?
>>28317240
Just get a loan,
>say "hey there"
>she says "I'm good"
>closes her eyes when she gives me my receipt
Did I just make a girl drop spaghetti ?
It's possible.
But it's also possible that you're just that disgusting.
>>28317202
Forgot to ask you todump comic
>>28317202
>Hey there
Nah bro, just say hello next time, it works better.
>she swears
>she unironically uses 4chan slang
>he uses 4chan unironically
>>28317079
>he's a tripfag
>>28317079
>she swears
girls who use a lot of bad words irl are always super creepy and weird and probably vocally voice their enjoyment of anime
Who /never smile/ here? I find it very hard to force myself to smile. The last time I smiled openly was at my sister's 21st birthday over a year ago.
>>28317027
I smile and laugh every time someone looks at me, in fact its hard for me to look sad in public
I think its one of the reasons people don't really talk to me, they can tell I am artificial and weird as fuck
I smile all the time and I'm dead inside.
It's a calculated smile. I practiced it in front of the mirror, taking photos and looking at famous people's pictures.
It takes practice, but everyone can smile, physically.
relatio. Ever since I was 5 or 6 being asked to smile for family pictures I would say "I can't!" I can do it if I'm laughing or whatever, but if I try to do it at will it just looks blatantly forced and autistic
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