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Wtf are we actually that beta what the fuck
He's a beta provider for her.
She actually cucked him with a guy who watches his videos.
>>28325242
Is this true the idea of Phil being cucked by someone who watches him is absolutely devilish
>>28325242
well now i want some proof
Why is it damn near impossible to get a girl interested in me
I've made a point of being more outgoing over FB -- commenting on statuses, messaging girls, etc. All it gets me is one-word-response conversations and humiliating rejections.
What the fuck am I doing wrong
>>28325122
What you're doing wrong is trying at all.
Give up, man, every last one of them is a whore who will ruin your life.
Try being more outgoing in real life. Trying to hookup on Facebook just makes you look weird.
>>28325122
forgetting you are an uninteresting person or already have a reputation among some of your peers that you seem to be oblivious to
girls talk anon
Everytime i put my gun to my head
i just can't pull the trigger
my heart will race, my thoughts go jumble
then i end up changing my mind about it
Fuck who said suicide was easy ?
>>28325099
jump off a building so the moment before you hit the ground you can think "I don't want this!" one last time, except now you cant do anything about it.
something is keeping you away from it anon... How old are you man? talk to me
>>28325132
if he can't pull the trigger he won't he able to make the jump either
>Hey anon, what do you wanna do for you're birthday?
>>28325052
>tfw turning 30 in eight months
I dread the prospect of people noticing that and asking me questions like this
>25 in 2 weeks
As if it wasn't all already downhill, here comes the real decline
>>28325052
21st birthday was a couple days ago. I just ate sushi and drank beer with the family. Wasn't half bad.
>tfw you accidentally look in the mirror and now your whole day is ruined
>>28325038
so get rid of the mirror then
>>28325057
Or, just hear me out, OP can get rid of his face.
>>28325038
get /fit/ my dude, won't solve your problems but it's something
>spongebob will never be good again
>>28324979
I kno this feel, but at least we will always have the first three seasons
>>28324979
I haven't watched it in years and years. How/when did it go bad?
>even acknowledging the existence of the new seasons
Which one of these would be better for robots?
>The wall street puppet whore
>The bigot with a wig
GO TO HELL YOU R E T A R D
>>28324955
robots are poor in wealth and health and the only policy that is beneficial is one that can lift that burden. But bernie is out and as perusal robots will continue to suffer.
apathy is my fucking answer you son of a bitch fuck off. you want me to write a fuckin dissertation on it? would that make it ORIGINAL?
Fellow robots I just wanted to say there is hope for everyone. 2 months ago I started to date my girlfriend. She likes league,anime, and rap music.
Guys If I can do it so can you. Believe my boys
>>28324890
>She likes league,anime, and rap music
So there's hope, but only for shit-tier girls?
>>28324890
get the hell out of here you Normie piece of shit.
>>28324890
>League, anime, and rap music
whats up with this combo
i see it a lot, especially in asian girls
>tfw no friends
>not even on r9k anymore since its filled with normies now
>this thread will go unnoticed because normies dont care about me
I care about you, anon
Tell me, why are you so sad?
>>28324834
hello anon I noticed your thread
Stop being such a fucking pussy
>tfw didn't change the bed sheet for 4 months now and it developed a greasy shiny crust
Did you eat on the bed and also not shower in that time frame? I haven't changed my sheets in months either and they look fine.
>>28324523
gross!
i change it every week, is that so hard?
I don't have a sheet. My mattress is discolored where My upper body lays on it the most.
Why is it that these fuckers can always seem to fly into your room with ease but never seem to be able to fly back out?
>>28324469
you probably aren't beeing yourself
>scared of bees
Little niggas give us honey and are harmless, they even die when they attack something.
There's nothing to be afraid of bees, anon.
Why is it that YOU can always seem to go into your room with ease but never seem to be able to go back out?
>tfw she will never come and save you
>tfw nobody will ever notice your pain
>tfw no girl will ever look at you like they look at attractive men
I never thought girls were attracted to me. I never thought I got even so much as a look...but I was getting hit on by this drunk girl a week ago so...I feel good.
today i had a feels moment when i was in the car. a classic rock song came on the radio, that song by heart that goes "try to understand, try to understand... hes a maggggic mannnn".
i sat and thought, we will never have a girl love us do much that she writes a famous song about you. for some woman to think youre so baddass that she writes an amazing love song about you, for millions of ppl to hear. seems amazing doesnt it? to be that special and unforgettable.to leave that big of an impression on a girl. thats NEVER going to happen to us. not EVER.
>tfw you actually contemplate going gay and just letting a guy make you his waifu because you realize no woman would ever love a boring introvert like you...
Just watching the sun set over the city of Sydney, whilst smoking a cigarette. Any other robots know this feel.
>happy and content with life
>yet sad that I cant share this with someone else
>feel that the world is beautiful and that I am just a bystander admiring its beauty
>that no matter how miserable I feel I can always go back to the same spot and feel this again
Any other robots fo this, just a quiet spot for a slice of happiness
>>28324133
You're so deep, anon. If only the rest of the world thought like you.
Thanks for gracing this board with your presence.
Anon I've just seen a Normiebook post about something similar
Anon what is your name
>>28324177
My name is Igor but I never use normiebook to brag about how deep I am, going to come back and do this with a joint. I think this really could help some depressed people. Don't worry about yourself, just appreciate this world.
How do I forget all of the cringe moments in my life? I have about 5 from high school that make me want to do pic related every time I remember them.
>tfw my cousin saw my rule 34 collection of Frozen
>>28324068
They get buried by newer memories over time. Just wait it out.
Having these thoughts is important, though. They resurface from time to time to remind you how not to act.
>>28324122
Holy shit man, that sucks.
My friend was fixing my desktop's setting and he found my rule 34 LoL Jinx collection. I was eating some soup and he was looking through the Shadman comic that I had saved. He looked at me and all I could say was, I CAN EXPLAIN THAT, and he said, 'I'm sure you can'.
I laughed it off(it was so fucking forced) and we never brought it up again. My image was ruined that day.
Tell me about your neighbourhood from when you were a kid. Any stories and such. Tell me about the people who lived there, anyone weird?
Mine:
>Next door to the left was an old man for a couple of years who never came out, until he died. Then a woman moved in. She used to always smile at me when she went out, I think to work.
>The next one down was a single mother and her two sons. I used to play with him sometimes, the other son was too young for me to play with at the time
>The next door down was an old couple
>The next door down was some overweight guy who never came out the house but always used to stand by the window and glare at me whenever I played down there.
>To the right of me next door was a single mother and her kid, we used to always play, almost daily. We got up to some shit.
>Next to them was an old woman who was friends with my mother, her grandson would visit him a lot and I'd play with him. He didn't like my other neighbour so I usually had to choose
>Next to them was a couple who was friends with that old woman and my mother but I obviously didnt talk to them much.
>Next to them was a family who I didn't associate with at all, neither did my mother. They had a daughter I think, but she was very young
>Then there were some fields a bunch of kids always played sports on
>>28324035
>Over the road was a family that consisted of an mother and a father, a grandfather who'd sit out and smoke on a good day, smoke a ton too, and two daughters. I never knew them, they had their own friends.
>To the left of them was another single mother with a teenage son and another son who I played with like once.
>Next to them was a middle aged couple, the guy was a fat bald man who'd sit outside all day and the woman would always tell on me and my friend
>Next to them was an apartment complex, never knew anyone in it but people always seemed to move in and out. Nowadays it seems a lot shadier than it used to be
>To the right was a house who I didn't know who lived in it but they had a dog that wouldn't shut the fuck up. Even inside, he'd be by the window and bark.
>Next to them, I had no idea
>Next to them was a house that changed a lot. First was a family with a teenage son that apparently got into trouble a lot and played music a lot, then they moved away and a couple moved in with a dog, a dalmatian. It attacked me once, then they moved away, an old man moved in.
That was my street.
>still live in my childhood neighborhood
>still sleep in my childhood twin-sized bed
>the car I drive is the car my mother drove when I was a child
>clothes I patched up and wore in middle school
>ten year old backpack
>same neighbors
>visit grandma on same days every week
>the dogs and cats die, but we always make sure there are two of each
>>28324309
You had no kids on your street who ended up moving away while you remained there, in the same house?
