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how horny do you need to be to masturbate to yourself? i mean come on
first you need to be a girl
second you need to be really hot to do it
opinions
Masturbating looks fucking dumb no matter how you look. Like shitting.
>>28330092
I masturbate to myself turning into a girl, and then being fucked, impregnated or degraded.
>>28330092
>tfw fapped to video of mine masturbating
The lowest of the low.
>Messaging 9/10 girl for a week
>things going well
>sent her a message
>says message seen
>That was 2 days ago now
>for a while
There's your problem.
Next time make your intentions known upfront. Ask the girl out immediately. They interpret your hesitation as weakness.
>>28330097
She lives 60 miles from me
>>28330125
>60 miles
Jesus fucking christ, are you 15 or something? That's absolutely nothing. You need to arrange a real-life meeting ASAP. Girls lose interest very quickly, that's why you always strike fast.
>tfw khhv ESFP
Fuck this senpai
>tfw khhv Aries
>tfw drug addicted soon-to-be imprisoned ESTP
>>28330054
try to land a job at laundry or, if that fails, get on the good side with the laundry guys.
trust me on this one.
Anon stop deluding yourself, you're never going to be able to fuck a Stacy, why don't you lower your standards to something for reasonable?
I don't want to lower my standards since mai waifu is perfect
>>28329939
But can you fuck your waifu?
>>28330402
W-Well...STOP REMINDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;_;
Just eat entire jar pic related. I am fat fuck , kill me..
Why did you eat an entire jar of skin lotion.
What the hell is wrong with you?
an entire jar of cum? nothing unexpected here OP.
>>28329938
It's like peanut butter , sweat shit, c'mon
>if you were Chad, she'd let you unload on her face
Give me one good reason why I can't just do the same against her will?
If she were a sexbot, she would let anyone unload on her face
>>28329934
Prison's pretty shite I heard. Really loud. Hard to get a wank out if you're not an exhibitionist.
Who /whohere/ here? oc
pretty nice vibes OP
>>28329890
Who /who /whohere/ here?/ here?
(was not oc wtf mang?)
here being /whohere/ here
Where do you go at times when /r9k/ feels like /b/ 2.0?
>>28329792
That one redpilll reddit place, it's just like here philosophically.
To sleep.
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/r9k/, how do I have fun? I haven't had fun since December last year.
Whenever I do something that I used to enjoy doing, I get this vague yet nagging anxiety, and stop after 10-30 minutes. The only "hobby" I've done this year is browse 4chan, and it's not even that enjoyable.
Pray, it's not fun but you can enjoy it.
>>28329799
No. Praying is literally a boring exercise in futility.
I haven't really enjoyed anything in years
If you locked me in a room with nothing in it I'd get the same enjoyment out of living as I do now i.e none
When will blonde sissy boys realize they will never be men and transition?
please stop this asian masc shit
who cares about race
it's stupid to generalize things about someone over their ethnic background
>>28329775
>tfw blond sissy boy
>tfw too ugly to transition and be a girl
I have blonde hair and I'm a manlet but unfortunately I'm a tall manlet (6'0) so I can't pass as a girl.
Is being a NEET a millennial thing? Where there NEET's in previous generations? When did the whole facade start? Is it because the newer generation is more lazy and looking for handouts?
NEETs in past centuries were called "monks"
Homeless people have existed for a very long time.
>>28329787
Also this.
>>28329787
>Waking up at 4 in the morning
>Going to prayer 5+ times a day
>Working around the clock tending fields, copying scripts, cooking, and cleaning
The only similarity with NEETs is the lack of sex, but with monks it's a choice.
>go to public restroom
>put first toilet seat down
>piss on toilet seat then put it back upright
Whos feeling absolutely /Devilish/ today?
>>28329721
>Go to bed early
>leave myself alone with my own thoughts
Ha fuck me, prick
>tape razor blades to the back of sink handles
>piss in sunny d jug at Walmart
>put it back
>rub snot on inside of clothes in the woman's clothes department
>>28329721
>be Indian
>poo in loo
/AbsolutelyScandalous/
Even if we could turn into cute anime girls, we would end up like pic related.
i think we would still be the recluses we are today
whats wrong with that? we could have sleepovers and spend the whole time making out
>>28330594
We could do that anyway...
>Create a thread
>get ignored
>Enter a thread
>Reply to post
>everybody leaves
>thread 404
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Please anons. People do this to me irl, now you aswell?
I'm here OP. What do you have to say?
kill yourself
hurr durr im original
dont worry about it anon, only because you didnt get any yous doesnt mean everybody ignores. you are still contributing to the bigger picture of the hivemind. think of all the threads youve read and then think how seldomly reply to any post, doesnt mean the other posts were unimportant. keep the great whole in mind
but here is your (you):
>>28329593
Are you NEETS ready to start your comfy outdoor job building the southern border wall when Trump becomes president?
>sun and fresh air
>beautiful scenery
>shoot the shit with your m8s
>get paid
>get /fit/
>eat delicious Tex-mex cuisine
>be a part of history
yes please
I need a job and I want to keep illegals out of my state
I have a physical disability so I can't do manual labour.
>Construction work in 110 degree weather in the desert
Sounds worse than retail
