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Anyone else just given up on the hope of one day being happy? I see other people being attractive, happy, improving themselves and having other people enjoy their company. Any time I try to improve myself I'm still unhappy and ugly. The only thing stopping me from killing myself is the fear of what happens next, so I feel like I'm doomed to a life of being miserable whilst seeing other people be happy. I have lost the will to live but after thinking about it for a few years have begun to fear death. Anyone else feel this way?
You should continue to fear death, surviving is what life is all about. I know one day you'll find happiness. Life isn't about being beautiful, honestly you're probably not as ugly as you think. I don't know anything about you but I'm absolutely certain that one day things are going to be amazing for you.
>>28335686
>>28335686
lmao dont tell him that, so cruel
>>28335717
Why not? I don't think anyone who's on this board can truly honestly claim that they are unable to find happiness. That one thinks they are doomed to misery is a totally different thing than having the potential to live a wonderful life and to grow to be happy with themselves! I think op can have an amazing life, I think it's cruel to think otherwise. Really I guess, I want op to be happy.
I'm doing this one time job thing where you register peoples vote for local elections or some shit. I'll be sat at a booth with some 40 year old normie woman being forced into mundane conversation and checking peoples names off a list or something.
For 16 fucking hours. 6am - 10pm. Fucking kill me. I have social anxiety too, no memes. How do I fucking cope?
>>28335273
lmfao you're dead m8
i bet you pussy out and run home halfway in
Get a sprite bottle and mix half of it with vodka. Don't drink too much, just a swig every hour or so to loosen yourself up. Bring gum or breath mints to conceal vodka smell.
it's just one day anon doesnt even seem like hard job
knock it out in one hit and yr don
>think about doing things
>start doing
>give up almost instantly
seriously, how the fuck do you motivate yourself?
it's a miracle i made this fucking thread tbqhwyfam
>can't go to the gym or bother running
>drop everything I try to pick up
>started swimming last year
>only went three times and given up
>had to muster all the willpower just to make a simple breakfast for myself at 5 in the afternoon after starving for the entire day a few minutes ago
Literally the only thing I can actually keep up is practicing on shooting. That's it, it's fucking sad desu
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ADD is literally a lack of the motivational chemical in your brain. People say that ADD is made up/over-diagnosed since every single millennial pretty much has it. I think computers have ruined us, so we need adderall to be productive in society. Sure helps me the fuck out.
>>28335352
Any side effects desu?
Am I racist if I don't want to date black guys?
>not wanting to date the most attractive race and gender combo
what de fuc
>>28335300
So is that mercer or another guy? So confused.
>>28335245
You can say you aren't a fag. It work well
Women are children. Children that need to be coddled. Women's true nature is that of a leech. A leech that sucks men dry before searching for another provider. This thread is about the true nature of what a woman is. They live by two things only. Greed and Selfishness. They are parasites, that twist and manipulate humanity's emotions so that we turn on each other. Every great philosopher knows that the reason for war is women. Us men succumb to the Succubi against our very will, and we murder each other in hopes of reaching contentment. Contentment that we will never reach because it doesn't exist as it is absurd to think women can offer us anything beneficial. That is why I propose, and will explain, a war on women.
>>28335219
>Every great philosopher knows that the reason for war is women.
hahaha no
When did r9k become filled with angry TRP redditors?
women are just a meme dude
Am I too far gone, /r9k/?
>19 years old
>no friends, no car, no job, KHHV
Not at all, despite what this board says it's actually very common to be a Virgin at 19, you have so much of your life ahead of you
I'm all of those at 23.
>>28335205
Well at least one girl offered me a blowjob but i sperged out.
That counts as something, right?
A trans woman is not a real woman. A trans man is not a real man. With the help of hormones and cosmetic surgery, you can get pretty close to the real deal, but you can't change biology. You were born as either a girl or a boy (disregarding anomalies like hermaphrodites), and you will always biologically be male or female. That is something no amount of medical altercations can change. Discuss.
>>28335069
I'm not ashamed to admit that I enjoy fapping to disgusting old hons like Bruce Jenner.
Trannies are mentally ill and should receive professional help to get their head on straight
i had a 'trans' phase but i was too much of a pussy to get on hormones or even see a therapist about it
turns out i was just looking for an excuse as to why my life was shit and im just a weird dude, not a lady
this isn't everyone's experience but i imagine it's part of why trans suicide rates are so high. people finish transitioning (ie axe the dick) and realize "oh god what have i done"
>one of these flies into your room
Which one do you get and how do you use it to become alpha
At first I thought those were monitors from Halo
>>28335034
the grey one
>>28335034
detailed list of powers of each? i only know a few
be honest with me robots. would you fuck this ?
What's with all the shit quality threads lately? There's no charm or wit to this. Sage
>>28334958
If she was nude in my room while my dick was hard, yeah.
>>28335001
This, or if I was drunk
Hello wagie, it's me again! I just arrived home from my trip to Firenze (that you paid for)! That's Italian for Florence you uncultured fucks! It really feels nice to be able to go on these mid-week trips whenever I feel like it because I live a life of freedom and liberty. Goldstein's been giving you a rough time huh? Well uh I can't say I relate to that one, I dictate my life, I don't have a boss you see wagie I am a free man. Oh wagie you should of been there to see the work of Leonardo da Vinci, while I was there I fucked some poor wagies girlfriend who worked as a labourer at the docks, he went to work at 6am and by 8am his girlfriend was covered in my cum! Well uh I would love to stay and chat but I'm going to the theatre tonight, you want to come? ohhh right I forgot that your working tonight that's really unfortunate wagie, maybe another time perhaps? Well uh I better be off now, you uh enjoy working the rest of the day! Just before I go I wanted to say I really appreciate that your working so hard because thanks to you I was able to afford my trip to Italia! Keep working hard wagie I want to go to Paris next! So long wagies!
Lol did you visit Italy on Google maps
>>28334919
Thiswas nice of wagies to fund your trip.
I'm actually visiting Italy.
However, it's where i live.
This is the worst board on this fucking place.
>>28334837
Now thats what I call whiplash!
>>28334859
More like a whipgash
>>28334837
that looks pretty painful
can women feel pain in their vagina?
eat it fuccboi
>>28334819
Na, l'm ok
>>28334819
Only if you pee in my mouth first
I would PAY to eat that.
Seriously, I would. Where can I meet a girl that would offer to train me in oral?
You are all you have but you never even learned to like yourself.
>>28334799
Why the fuck would I like a useless piece of shit like me?
>>28334799
>the only thing you have is a piece of dog shit but you never even learned to like the dog shit
>>28334851
Because that's what you'll ever have
>tfw no russian gf
I need a russian gf
I finally found out why my life is shit.
I couldn't figure it out, but now I finally did.
I need a russian gf, how do I get a russian gf? ;_;
Just go there and get one. Plenty of them want to get out of Russia.
>>28334782
Russian girls tend to be slutty and materialistic. They fit the Stacy image almost perfectly.
i have a russian gf but she's like asian
Describe to me the shittiest day of your lives, or the day you became bots
> most descriptive gets a gold star
>>28334774
The moment i was created.
>>28334895
forwardslashthread
I don't really think I could pinpoint a single day as the day I became a robot. It was just a slow downward spiral. The worst part is knowing it's happening, and being unable to stop it.
