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Who /the loser of the family/ here?
My older brother is a successful project manager for a company with a gf, my younger brother is a pipe fitter earning 100k a year and is engaged. Me? I'm barely clearing 40k at a job i hate and in debt up to my eyeballs
My little sister is a vice president of a multinational company. Her company pays for her cars and house, plus a salary of over $200k US.
I struggled to get through college and am in also swimming in debt. Oh yeah, she stumbled into this gig at 22.
>40k a year
have some pride anon. it could be worse, you could be as pathetic as I am.
>older brother talking about his pope fitting job one day
>says I'm too weak to do it
>he's right
*munch*
*munch*
*chmop*
*chomp*
*gobble*
*gobble**gulp*
back from the grave!!
tbhfhwydesufampai
What's the most afraid you've been in your life?
this is the greatest thread i've ever seen
Excuse for what, fampai?
>>28340020
I like dick and want to get fucjed in the ass by chad and jock friends.
>>28340020
They're clearly just friends.
Don't have the balls to ask someone out, sad all the time, probably just boring to be around with. Cute gf tho, good job.
who /wants to die but is too much of a fucking coward to an hero/ here?
been planning to do it all week but keep pussying out with the gun in my mouth
>>28339911
yep.
comment iz original.
I hope you dont do it, but if you do dont use the mouth method, put it on the side of your head. Guaranteed death. Mouth method can blow your face off without killing you.
I will do it for you if you let me use the gun after.
Only if you live in the US and are serious.
That'll be $5.99 plus tax and tip, sir.
Your tip will be automatically included in the bill.
>>28339862
hi there kiwi
>>28339862
When did 7-11 get to Europe?
>>28339862
Who's this hottie?
>ywn give her a surprise hug while she is taking cute selfies at the mirror, so she pretend she is angry at you because of that, but she actually likes it, then she can't hold it and ends giving you a sweet smile
Why do you even bother to live, anon?
Everytime i see a katya post i die a little bit on the inside. All i want to do is meet her for once and talk to her, i cant even fucking have that.
>>28339858
>ywn touch her little hands
>>28340049
Iktf. This shit has sent me into an even deeper depression. I cant get her out of my head, its literally on my mind all the time. FUCK this life.
>nobody realizes you're the main character and literally everyone on earth but you is a shallow, empty NPC
>everyone's story is just unimportant sidequest chatter and your life is irrefutably the only main storyline but everyone thinks otherwise because NPCs are idiots with shit AI
>>28339803
YOU TALK LIKE A PUNK
Talk more, NPC.
>>28339803
>baby's first thoughts of solipsism
Welcome to the fucking club, anon.
I'm gonna go for it lads. I'm gonna put everything on the line and I'm gonna make her mine. I'm.gonna grab hold of my balls, be man and go out and make it happen. I can do it and so can you.
No more sad days and bad feels.
I've waited for years lads but this weekend is when it happens.
You can do it too lads.
I think the same thing every night before I sleep... yet nothing has changed.
>>28339880
You can do it breh.
We're all gonna make it
>>28339986
Fuck I hope so. I've been making progress in changing my life but I worry I won't make it sometimes.
>Women can't make real friends. Only men understand what true friendship is like
>Fembots aren't real. True robots have no friends
So, which is true?
>>28339739
Both. Nowhere is there a contradiction. Fembots, which don't exist, are women, who can't have friends -- robots, which are males who can have friends, nonetheless don't.
>>28339785
except if a woman can't have friends, she's a robot
>robots can make friends
I think the majority of this board would disagree with you
>>28339739
>female/female friendship: contstant passive aggressive backstabbing
>female/male friendship: sexual tension will always prevent a true friendship from forming
>male/male friendship: smooth sailing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hmlPtRu1SQ
>tfw you hear your own family talk shit about you
>>28339617
are you not desensitized by this by now?
my family's talked shit about me for as long as i can remember. it no longer affects me in any way.
>>28339667
>tfw they talk about how pathetic you are
>tfw they think you're a sociopath
>tfw they threaten to beat the shit out of me
>>28339717
>tfw you probably think you don't deserve it
>tfw you probably use some half-baked excuse that could easily be used for their behavior as well
When will the "literally" meme end?
At first I thought everyone was memeing, but I'm starting to get worried that you guys actually think it's okay to say "literally" every fifth word. I've been waiting for it all to blow over but it's only become more common.
Does nobody realize how retarded you sound when you use literally to mean its exact opposite?
>it's now accepted usage/it's in the dictionary!!
That doesn't change the fact that it's being used to mean its exact opposite, and if you don't understand why that's retarded, you should probably wear a helmet.
>you're halting the progression of language (kek) !!!1!!!1
You have to draw the line somewhere. If you can take "literally" to mean "figuratively", what's the point in having two different words? Why not just abolish figuratively and say literally all the time?
"Journalists" use it now, since they literally think Twitter counts for more than the dictionary. Lost battle.
>>28339539
You don't have to draw the line somewhere. Who would draw that line? Languages are constantly changing. If you were to encounter someone speaking the early version of early modern English, it would be completely unintelligible to you. Also, enantiosemy is where a word gains the opposite meaning and it is pretty common.
I have sympathy for your cause (even though it's useless), but
>Why not just abolish figuratively and say literally all the time?
is pretty much exactly what's happening.
Nobody is used "figuratively" and not using it is exactly the only way in which you can "abolish" a word
Why do men go to such lengths for women? They will go to war over women, fight, give up all their money, their lives even. Some even go as far as kill their own family.
What is this obsession over women someone please explain it to me. Is it just unevolved masses being animals? what is this desire that has men over by the balls, it can't seriously just be about a vagina
thats all it is, thats all it ever was gotta pass on those genes mane
Vagina is a powerful force, anon. That's why men go insane when they can't get it. This board is proof enough of that.
If you have never been sexually attracted to women, you will never quite understand the monumental power of female sexuality, except by proxy or in theory, nor will you quite know the immense advantage it gives us over men. Dating women as a man was a lesson in female power, and it made me, of all things, into a momentary misogynist, which I suppose was the best indicator that my experiment had worked. I saw my own sex from the other side, and I disliked women irrationally for a while because of it. I disliked their superiority, their accusatory smiles, their entitlement to choose or dash me with a fingertip, an execution so lazy, so effortless, it made the defeats and even the successes unbearably humiliating. Typical male power feels by comparison like a blunt instrument, its salvos and field strategies laughably remedial next to the damage a woman can do with a single cutting word: no.
Sex is most powerful in the mind, and to men, in the mind, women have a lot of power, not only to arouse, but to give worth, self-worth, meaning, initiation, sustenance, everything.
>Norah Vincent
Who else trims their armpits? Not shaved, just trimmed cuz I'm not a fagut.
>feels so good
> tfw no armpit hair
>>28339513
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>DEGENERACY INTENSIFIES
>trim armpits
>trim beard
>trim pubic hair
>completly shave balls, ass and hole.
There is people having SEX! RIGHT NOW!
>>28339419
IN YOUR AREA. HORNY SINGLE MOMS WANT SEX.
>>28339419
There are also people getting AIDs right now, want to join that group as well?
There is someone dying right now
>tfw it's gotten so bad that the thought of suicide actually comforts you
>>28339346
hang in there man it gets better
>>28339525
Are you a fortune teller? There is nothing to suggest that it will get better
>>28339525
Excpecially HANG in there...
Uranasshole, m8.
