> mfw I just discovered that if you put your earplug plug in the USB slot of your pc it will shut down
the thread won't get replies because
everyone is doing it
>>28346189
probably a short circuit, i wouldn't recommend doing that if you value your pc.
If you do the same thing with 2 earplug plugs on the electric outlet, the same will happen to your house lights.
>2025
>be 30 year old virgin
>finally get qt 7/10 gf
>go to the department of rape prevention
>Fathima behind the counter asks me if I need a consent form
>i reply with a yes
>she responds: "wat waz dat whitey?"
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>I snap out of ptsd moment
>Fashima gives me the form from behind the counter
>finally.jpg I have my consent form!
>arrive back at cuck shed
>gf comes in to sign the consent form
>she allows me to come into her house
>horny.jpg It's finally happening, I think to myself, as she leads me into the bedroom with a leash
>I...
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>I awaken in bare concrete room and am informed that I have been charged with first degree aggravated ear rape of a minor
>hear unintelligible horrible screams coming from the hallway
>guard opens door, says they are taking me to room 101
>my feet dragging as they take me to the room at the end of the hallway
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lel
Good thread, 8/8
How the fuck does this happen? Does the guy have no self-esteem? Surely he can do better than this.
>>28346113
It happens in the converse too
What do you mean? Those two look like they're in each others' leagues.
>>28346113
No he can't, and the worst thing is they are pussy whipped door mats for these fat beasts. He's too beta to do or know any better
I quit my job tomorrow robots.
When should I let them know? I have a note but the boss is probably going to want to talk to me anyway, and he's nice so I can't be rude.
>>28345950
ya should have let them know two weeks ago dude
>>28345950
hopefully you dont have to leave immediately, do you?
instead of just coming in tomorrow and saying you wont come in again, leave a 2 week notice instead
>>28345961
>>28345989
I should clarify, I am giving him a two week notice, tomorrow. When should I, in my shift, talk to him? As soon as I go in, or when I leave? Or leave the note on his desk without a word?
Appreciate the advice
Robots constantly bitch about people not giving them attention and affection when they needed it but when did you help another person in need? Especially if they were a stranger.
>Walk into Chinese food place to pick up my order.
>Boneless spare ribs and rice.
>See a woman sitting at a little table (where the people who own the place usually sit)
>Two big fucking black eyes.
>fuck.jpg
>Sit across from her waiting for my order.
>Turn to look at her, catch her eye.
>"Miss, i don't mean to be rude, but are you okay?"
>She tells me she got in a car accident a few days ago and almost died.
>Starts telling me she is so thankful to be alive.
>Starts to tear up saying "The worst thing is that if i did die, who would take care of my children?"
>I say all this stuff about how that's awful and i'm glad she's okay.
>Order up.
>I get up and tell her to take care.
>I leave.
I was just talking about it in another thread.
may be ill do.
taker her of her robot ways.
>>28345720
How the fuck is that helping? Why didn't you just help her avoid that accident instead?
>>28345720
Gave a cam whore $119 because I expect the most out of people. She said she was living in poverty and was raising two girls.
Was it worth it? Not really. Did I feel like an idiot? Yes. Will I do it again? Never. Was I thinking with my dick? Most likely.
So guys tomorrow night will be the first time I go to a club/bar with my normie friends.
I don't even really like the music they play at clubs, and I don't even like dancing. Picking up girls also seems like a feat as well. Should I even go? I was just looking forward to getting shitfaced with my friends.
I'm asking the wrong people here but I'm genuinely curious.
just looking at that pictures gives me anxiety
>>28345709
So, first thing is you need to be drunk or you just won't be able to stand it. Music is shit and no-one really dances, or at all, just bobbing. Picking up girls is possible sometimes if you're not too ugly. I'm superfat but I get girls (theyre usually fat too, or ugly) approach me once or twice a night. I usually turn them away because I assume they're mistaken or something and I'm not interested.
I enjoy getting blind drunk and hanging with some friends, but I only like it on pib...
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>>28345709
go and have a good time. get drunk, if you decide to find a nice ass and try to grind up on it. ask girls if you can get them a drink or just strait up ask a girl if she wants to fuck. you might not go home with the hottest girl there but you can definitely get laid OP. go for it.
Whats going on with you right now robots?
Me:
So my 2 year gf stops talking to me for 3 weeks then breaks up with me on my birthday claiming that I was too serious about our relationship, and she was going to focus on her career
>living in ever growing pain
>got really sick all of a sudden
>can't stop coughing
>lost all my hobbies
>lost any motivation to leave bed in the morning
>friend...
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>>28345696
go climb a mountain and sit on top of it for a while over looking the horizon
you'll soon discover that the world is a big place with a lot more to offer.
do the world a favor and kill your "friend" and her..
seriously, whats wrong with people..
l've hit a new low.
I'm not going to make it through another summer.
This is a collage of women who have sent their pictures to James Holmes (guy who killed all those people in the cinema in Aurora) because they love him and want to be with him
So why the hell haven't you committed a mass murder yet when its guaranteed to give you a choice of qt gfs?
woman even love men who abuse them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zp8yMH6qzU
>>28345633
only if it gets on the news, not just local news.
There's been 100 this year http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting?page=3
and those guys probably aren't getting any.
>>28345649
The comments say she cheated on him.
I thought it was something like that, and if it is she 100% deserved everything she got.
Post em
https://youtu.be/LoARkJvIsr0
>Not my proudest fap
Lmao
>>28345584
She was getting raped holy shit
>>28345584
BRUUUH
BRUUUH
holy shit lmao
BRUUUH
YOU SUCH A SLUT BRUUH
this fucking retard makes as much as a doctor for coughing on cam and you will have to toil and struggle for years to even break the 60k barrier. how does that make you feel?
>>28345581
Literally who?oregano
Ethan Klein, h3h3productions, YouTube, similar-to-Tim and Eric- type-humor
>>28345581
Who cares, at least he tries with this humor. Better than GradeAUnderA who is the cancer of youtube.
Let's put things into perspective. We constantly here that there are alpha, beta and omega males on this board.
This builds up in our mind, humans which are powerful and strong while others are weak and frail, making us feel inadequate, incompetent and pretty much useless.
But what everyone doesn't realize is that human beings whether they are alphas or betas are fragile little beings who can die easily. Anytime you want you could run up to any person in the world and kill them in public (save for rich people and country leaders, etc). A quick slice to...
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Do you like hung gar? i'm learning taming the tiger set..
>>28345573
This is a rare advice thread that's actually good.
It's true, only sacks of flesh exist. All ways of social compulsion for you to behave this way or another are nothing but noises carrying certain information that other humans are producing, being carried through the air, which noises you can disregard if you want.
>>28345573
Makes sense I agree
Ask Quinn anything
Is there any point in me shaving my asshole?
>>28345557
Ewwwwe that's like really gross and you're really weird
>>28345536
Would you date me pls respond
Have you guys ever been invited to parties that occur on the same night? How do you go to one without offending the host of the other? My girlfriend and I are really having a tough time making up our minds on what is the right way to tackle this issue
>>28345499
the only equitable solution would be to offending both hosts by not going to either, and you know it
NORMIES FUCKOFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28345533
>>28345570
>replying to this
fuck off
I keyed a new 2016 Toyota Corolla today.It belonged to my roommate
>>28345312
>corolla
I would have cared if it were something else. Why would you buy a new corolla? Buy it for 5 grand in a couple years and save the money for a cool car.
>>28345312
You're a fucking piece of shit. I can tolerate a lot of things, but a nigga should never fuck with a dudes car. Even if it is literally the biggest econobox and most mass produced car in history, I would kick you in the head if I ever saw you do that.
>>28345312
Did he deserve it, anon?
What's a good field to major in for a robot?
literally nothing
people will say EECS I am sure, even that leads to stupid shit jobs that underpay for a ridiculous amount of overtime
there is no winning major, whatever you choose will sap time away from your life and lead you to make lots of money for your boss
>>28345296
Don't do CS unless you are fucking really goddamn smart. I see hundreds of you fuckers drop out after like one semester into a CS major because you start you realize that you are basically taking nothing but engineering-based courses and not learning how to be an uber leet hax0r.
Computer Science, Law, Medicine, Civil Engineering, anything construction related tbqh.