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What adult actress has the nicest ass?
>>28341747
https://www.instagram.com/instavalentinanappi/
She's adult enough for my dick
Alexis Texas of course
bonus: she won't fuck niggers
Anyone here ever been molested or raped but enjoyed it?
Pretty sure I was molested when I was 8 by a family friend. I told my parents and nobody's heard from the lady since. It was weird but it turned me on and now I'm super bottom.
My fantasy is to be raped now basically, or at least roughly fucked by one or more guys at a time.
Well I mean, it felt good but I didn't enjoy it.
No, but I'll post this here
So
What are you playing at this moment robots?
I've been playing SMT: Strange Journey
It's really great
>>28341532
Total war Attila lately j
>>28341532
i was playing xenoblade chronicles but now i'm too busy
i have a big urge to play soul calibur 2, so i downloaded the iso. regardless of where you'd buy the game anyway now, the intellectual property wouldn't profit, you'd actually be doing namco a disservice, so i pirated it like a normal human being.
besides, dolphinemu postprocessing is the shit.
>>28341532
pokemon colosseum
trying to get that shadow shuckle i never got as a kid
Rate your hygiene robots.
5) >showers daily
>changes clothes and brushes teeth/flosses twice daily
>keeps hair clean
4) >showers frequently
>changes clothes twice daily, but wears for multiple days
>brushes teeth once daily
>frequently washes hair
3) >showers semi frequently but mostly just stands in water
>wears clothes for 2-3 days at a time
>1-4 weekly attempts at dental hygiene
washes hair 2-4 times a week
2) >showers little
>never uses soap
>very little water contact with anything but the upper body
>wears clothes for a week on average
>can go up to a 1-3 months neglecting dental hygiene
1) >showers and changes clothes every 1.5-2+ weeks
>brushes teeth 1-2 times a year.
>>28341440
Shower rarely
Never brush teeth
>>28341440
The only thing weird about my hygiene is that I almost never floss. I wasn't taught to floss as a kid and I'm always forgetting to do it.
>>28341440
dude i havent showered in like two weeks
i'm not even neet, i interact with my family every day and i go to college
i keep my junk clean tho
also 3
>tfw got called cute by /soc/ girls today
we all are gonna make it brahs
>>28341407
It was out of mercy, you have nothing to brag about
>>28341407
They didn't say it to compliment you, they said it to make themselves feel better. They want to come off as sweet to get higher ratings themselves
>>28341407
Start lifting and you'll make it brah
So this kid with autism is trying to throw a graduation party for our class. Feel pretty bad for him but I don't think there's anything I can do.
You could go to the party.
>>28341458
I don't even go to normie parties though. Maybe I'll stop by.
>>28341494
well youre graduating soon, so chances are the normies will forget about it soon.
to him, he'll probably remember it the rest of his life.
Don't get a gf. Being consistently down is way better than the emotional rollercoaster. One minute she's holding your arm and nuzzling your neck and telling you how happy she is with you. Then the next minute anything and everything you say is wrong. Your words are twisted into the worst possible meaning they could have. One night she tells you to stop looking while she changes; the next night she gets mad because you looked away when she was getting naked.
Any little thing can put her in a bad mood and guess who's there for her to take it out on? She tells you how happy she is with you, but all she does is sulk and get mad at you when you're together.
She gives you all kinds of shit for things that aren't your fault and you're expected to just know she doesn't mean it because she's stressed. But everything you ever say is written in stone.
Your emotions are tied to hers. You're only happy when she's happy.
this is why I just get my gf high every time she starts talking shit
If Youre still with her then youre a fucking faggot
Also there is truth in what you said
Relationships are horrible and we all are better off alone desu
>>28341295
Not all women are like this; sounds like she's emotionally abusive. Dump her.
How would life be different if everyone had a ticker on their forehead that tracks the number of days since they last had sex?
people would know how much we masturbate.
>>28341226
It would make the virgin walk obsolete.
>>28341226
Like Sexnote and you made the sexigami eyes deal.
Man that would be embarrassing.
Guess I'd have to suck it up like all those burn victims and shit.
why is every single thread about girls or sex
talk about something else you fucking losers
>>28341212
everyone's sexually frustrated and horny.
>>28341272
Speak for yourself virgin lmao
I'm here for bants
>>28341212
this x(some obnoxious number with lots of zeroes)
I need to hear from some other perspectives about my behaviour towards women and of course the only arguments I take as valid are the ones from my fellow robots. This being said, let me tell you about my recent short story, No fucking greentext because that shit is for faggots.
I'm a fucking edgelord, always wearing black clothes and trying to be funny with sarcastic/hironic humor. Anyways long story short, don't ask me how but two bitches are begging me to join them to go dancing some filthy disgusting music called reggaeton and then go drinking. That's against my way of thinking, I hate dancing but it's 100% sure that if I go I'll end fucking both of them. Of course I'm not going but what would you do if you were in my situation?
>>28341171
TBO m8.
Didn't read your story
>>28341524
It's ok. I'm beyond amazed that I got a reply considering the shithole I'm posting on.
>>28341587
Can this just be a cringe thread?
I only clicked this thread because of the image
The only friend who loved me unconditionally
>>28341088
Dig him up and offer your date to dissect it together. Study decomposition, distension, maggots, I don't know. Offer to buy the gloves.
>>28341088
I know this feel. When I was in hs I knew my dog was getting old and sick, but my parents randomly told me she was being put down in a few days unconditionally. It's terrible.
>>28341088
dogs don't love you, they only bond with you because you are their food source
all 'love' that people get from their pets is a projection. animals cannot love, they can only feel pack bonding instinct.
I just want a /cgl/ gf.
Why is so hard to find one?
>>28341043
they're busy with sugar daddies who pay for their frilly dresses and wigs
Clg girls are all whores you idiot
It's not rare at all, nearly all of the girls on 4chan are into /cgl/ stuff because they are vapid attention whores. Happy hunting.
Here are the requirements for robots to get a gf:
>At least 5'11
>Good social connections
>Exercises regularly
>Attractive face
>Confident
>Funny
>Outgoing
>Good paying job
>At least a 4 year degree
And for fembots to get a bf:
>Not fat (Optional)
Any questions?
>>28341037
>tfw 5'10
So fucking close
>Attractive face
>Confident
>White
Seems to work for me you casuals
All you have to do isjustbeyourself
how do i get a cute Japanese gf? can someone please help me?
if there are any azn girls reading this right now or anyone wants to help me get gf please contact me at [email protected]
>>28340984
You can find cute pen pal girls. Talk to them and see how things go between the two of you.
you stop being an awkward, ugly af piece of shit
>>28340984
Here's what you do.
1) Just be yourself
2) Make friends with cute japanese girls
3) Ask the one you like the most on a date
4) Keep going on dates and enter a relationship
I hope this helps
What are these girls talking about?
>>28340971
Probably purging.
eating booty hole
>>28340971
they are talking about playing settlers of catan
